ITT: freeze-frame jokes from The Simpsons

ITT: freeze-frame jokes from The Simpsons.

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>inb4 the worst meme ever made

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I have a folder dedicated to these

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Keep em coming, I find sights of Springfield to be comfy

not trying to sneedpost or derail any thread, just wondering, why do the mods consider sneedposting so much worse than any other memes?
this is like banning baneposting because impossible to have discussions about TDKR.

Bane?

How new are you? Baneposting absolutely was banned

Baneposting was banned retard

also a small amount of sneedposters started spamming it in new threads and other threads so the mods cracked down

I'm not going to say my age on Sup Forums.

lewd

Explain this one. I assume it’s a reference to the fact like 100% of bodyguards and secrecy service
Guys wear ray ban aviators. I guess it’s implying that it’s owned by them, they’re all going to that school, and they teach them to wear those? Really thought-out visual gag. Fuck...I miss older simpsons.

One of my all-time favorite jokes

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It's fucking gay all the same, just let Simpsons threads pan out how they do, we don't need no moderation

Comfy... keep em' coming

Every sneedpost is instantly reported by butthurt comfycucks. I expect that there is also a significant amount of whining to the staff in IRC or whatever.

>2016 US Election.png

2016 blumpf campaign in a nutshell

If you've got big eyes, RayBans are actually great. Shit like Oakley wraparounds never cover enough

lazy newsimps

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none of these are funny

don't worry he'll be impeached any day now and the world will be restored to its pre-2017 glory

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t. humorlet

oh that's raspberry

unironically what was the joke here

Based

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> lazy

No, it's such an old joke, and I don't think they teach Oedipus in class anymore, thus making it obscure enough.

Garage? La-di-da!

Chuck's Feed & Seed

>every commercial building in the simpson universe has a subtitle on their sign

Yes is so subtle and well crafted

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

You see, Sneed, Feed and Seed all rhyme. And so, to work out just why the previous owner was so gloriously ill-suited to selling farmyard supplies, all you have to do is think: what could possibly rhyme with Chuck?

If there is any series that's an expert at the subtle, layered dirty joke, it's The Simpsons. The above post is just a sign, but dig deeper and it gets super dirty. Let's apply a logic rule to it: If the Feed & Seed is named so because it rhymes with its owner, Sneed, then when it was owned by Chuck, those other two works would've rhymed with Chuck and ended in -uck. I'll leave the rest for you to figure out.

Luck, buck, tuck, muck, duck

No, you probably won't get it at first. Just give yourself a minute to stare at it to try to figure it out. Because once you get it, you'll realize that "The Simpsons" slipped this dirty, dirty sign past all of us... and that it is, quite possibly, the cleverest sign of the entire run.

The store's signage tells us that the place used to be named Chuck's. If that business used the same rhyming name scheme as Sneed's Feed & Seed, it means Chuck's was selling an, ahem, completely *different* product line.

"Sneed's Feed & Seed" was formerly called "Chuck's." Notice that all three words (Sneed, feed, and seed) end with the same sound. Now, replace "Sneed's" with "Chuck's" and follow the pattern, so that "Feed" and "Seed" end with the same sound as "Chuck." Yeah. That's pretty dirty for a sight gag.

I don't get it

Why would Sneed change the items in the shop from fuck and suck to seed and feed?

It only makes sense that the store was previously Chuck's Feed and Seed

>The U.S. Presidential Election of 2016

Just like the 2016 U.S. election

Cringe

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*reflects the cringe back @ u*
haha, what now loser?

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But it was formerly 'Chucks', not formerly 'Chucks Feed and Seed'

Stop stealing my images.

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i love this one, especially the way he's choking down the last couple

Excluding OP's pic of course

Post some good stuff while the sneed posters are gone

> have you been up all night eating cheese?

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I'm still here

>...I think I'm blind

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Okay but how many files are in each of those folders? My intuition says it wouldn't be enough to justify the separation, unless I am severely underestimating the number of moe images therein.

What's the joke here? Asking for my friend, we're both browsing Sup Forums on his bed right now

>subtitle = subtle

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There is a suspicious lack of you know what in this thread

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Are the Simpsons deed?

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its not that difficult to get retard

yeah you nailed it. it's a pretty good joke. relevant for the combatish jobs in the American military too

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>two towers
>one tower
>9/11
>911 dub

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MOOODS!!

>soy station
>formerly beta barn

Literally Trump/Clinton tbqh

Just, wow. Best thread of 2018 right here.... Simpsons image dumps... never gets old.

Just, wow. Best post of 2018 right here.... Passive agreesion... never gets old.

this one is fucking retarded and unfunny

Probably that malibu stacy dolls are toxic as hell

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>not quilt while you're ahead

What are you, a housefly?

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is that the Rashomon joke?

>comfy
kys

S

impsons

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they're giving away free hot pockets in the star wars thread

This

Based comfy simpsons generals! We dont need memes to be funneh kek

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SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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I could have swore this thread had more posts in it

I didn't even make a Sneedpost and he deleted mine. What a jerk.

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Los Sinsons