Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

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Im so horny ;_;

Just to suffer

I'm an introvert and use Sup Forums to unwind

Just got back from chilis and im drunk okay?

I'm getting dudehighlmao before celebrating my birthday. It will be decidedly social tonight so i need to get my fill of being alone rn. Just got off work.

Why wouldn't I be?

For you, big guy

Nothing else to do. Ran out of weed so I'm pretty bummed too

Hoping to make someone laugh without getting painfully insulted

>introvert
code word for "I have no friends"

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Kill me

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Us incels gotta stick together desu

No plans. No friends. No reason this Friday should be different from any of the others.

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CAUSE TONIGHT IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER NIGHT

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it's this or the lash

No good cinekino to see this week. I liked the first Pacific Rim but this one got terrible reviews so I'm going to skip it.

>tfw one life to live
>tfw life not worth living

For more newfag threads, plbbitors, capeshit and off topic retards from Sup Forumsmblr shitposting of course. Sup Forums is great.

I already went out with my phd buddies for beer and pizza after winning a £50 amazon gift card for a poster competition

lies

FUCK YOU CHAD

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just be yourself, bro, then you can do it too

Sup Forums is the worst board

just came home from a job interview, I don't know how I did. kino for this feel?

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ANSWER HIM

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I have given up all faith for improving myself or loving myself.
Emily wouldnt have left me if there was anything worth loving, and Lauren would have liked me if therr was anything worth liking.
Also I absolutely hate myself
I'm so angry I don't know what to do with myself

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im 28, im too old to go to parties or bars or clubs and do nothing with the hopes of getting laid somehow. i'm supposed to be planning the weekend with my longtime gf or wife, or taking her out somewhere nice or just cuddling on the couch with her relaxing after a weeks worth of work. but instead i am here drinking cheap whiskey i poured into a gatorade bottle and wondering why i havent killed myself yet

Gf's nephew was just born, so shes with family. Tomorrow is our 6 month anniversary so im gonna be with her doing fun expensive shit all day.
Tonight after work i got a haircut, went rockclimbing for a couple hours and now im gonna chill and unwind.

Phone Posting from a long hot shower

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Waiting for someone to start a Sup Forums movie stream

>tfw another get rich quick scheme failed
I will just hide from the world and try another one on monday.

Saving myself for a rager tomorrow night. I closed a huge case this week and got a $5400 bonus too so I'm going to be getting really weird with it. By this time tomorrow I plan to be coked up and half in the bag at a club with some hot slut that I'm gonna take home and do that thing that makes me feel like a God to.

Working tonight so I can go out Saturday night instead. Not sure where though as I have a few tinder dates to choose from.

>tfw not a chad but tinder is just that easy

Just be confident bros :^)

I have an appointment with a therapist in April. I'm using this as an excuse to put absolutely no effort into my life until then.

>im 28, im too old to go to parties or bars or clubs

False. Go to a bar and get your dick wet brah. 28 is still young. You're not gonna find a life or wife sitting in your house drinking alone. Unless you have a hot sister that lives with you and wants to bang. That mitebkool.

I feel you bro

>craigslist shuts down personals section
>no more browsing for desperate trannies and cheap hookers

why live

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You mean I can't to to the "couples seeking men" section to find white bois to cuck anymore?

based horny poster

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i-it's gonna be ok bros

On my phone while
Me and my gf watch tv

(She’s boring the shit outta me)

It's my birthday and I have no friends, so I go into comfy threads and pretend like I have friends.

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this but unironically

I'M DYING LAUREN

Long day/week wageslaving and now my back hurts too much to go out and do anything, could say I got baned

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punch her, make it interesting

This. Nothing comfier than browsing/tv/ shenanigans with a bowl of cereal after a tough work week. Last thing i wanna do rn is socialise

over the last few years I started becoming more of an introvert

id rather just eat this pizza and chill out by myself most of the time

I'm literally always fucking here. I've wasted my entire adolescence here and soon, my entire young adulthood.

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that's right

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and that's a good thing :)

you can't waste time
you can only spend it

Eh, I grew up before the internet was fully established and we just wasted our time in other ways. Most people waste their lives, user, don't feel too bad about it.

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>before the internet was fully established

So you're what, in your early 50s?

but I'm not

She left. People like me don't deserve to be happy so I'm here with you people suffering instead of living

Soyrunner 2049

It doesn't matter why I'm here. What matters is my plan.

>So, as I terrorize Sup Forums, I will feed its anons dubs to poison their souls...

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Phonebrowsing while at work which lasts till 11. Got shit planned for the weekend tho

Why are YOU here?

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You're a big guy

Got the little one, been working a lot so a night off sounds good

Probably gonna start a fresh run of New Vegas and promptly pass out

Because it's Saturday morning

Today is one of the best friday nights in months.
>Got plenty of beer in stock
>Just watched the latest shit flicks like Pacific Rim and Annihilation so I can shitpost on Sup Forums
>Just got in my Lego orders so I can build them like the manchild I am
>The qt at the checkout told me she liked my gloves when I was about to leave
>Took a huge dump and the first wipe was clean
Couldn't hope for more, desu

To get dubs

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mediocre desu

if you werent offered the job on the spot, you likely failed it hard. keep applying

LEMMEASKYOUSUMMIN, PLANE

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What kind of job is it?