If you could have a superpower, which one would you choose?

If you could have a superpower, which one would you choose?

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Kilgraves is pretty good. "Hey Thanos, give me those infinity stones." "Okay"

coal burning

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Id want the power to be able to smell like anything

Freeze time for anything I choose.

What would you choose to smell like?

i know what i want to smell

The power of never losing my socks!

Kilgrave obviously. It's one the best powers you could possibly have.

>Hey Jeff Bezos, throw me a billion!

The superpower of having any superpower I want at any given time

In actuality freezing time would be horrible. Firstly you couldn't breath unless you keep moving. Since air is not flowing you will just be breathing in the same air and eventually suffocate. Secondly gravity does not exist in frozen time. You wouldn't be able to walk around or anything. And the big one is you could not see anything. We see from light reflecting off objects and into our eyes but if light is not moving then we are not seeing.

Shit power 0/10.

Uncapped Telekinesis

Everything else is for faggots.

the ability to manipulate matter on an atomic level as much as I please. immediately become god-emperor of mankind and launch the first crusade.

OK. Magic time freeze without stupid side-effects then.

Time travel so I could go back and save my wife and baby.

How'd they die?

The superpower of shitposting. I think I might have it already.

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Teleportation with some kind of clairvoyance.

IT WAS ME BARRY

The power to feel happiness.

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Super intelligence, extending to superhuman calculation abilities, enhanced memory, and advanced understanding of mechanical engineering, bio-engineering, physics, and other theoretical and applied sciences. I'm talking Lex Luthor or Reeds Richards levels of bullshit here. This basically makes you invincible, grants you effectively unlimited resources, and serves as an excuse to invent devices that grant you a billion other powers.

Like Brainiac.

Drunk driver hit them while on a walk. I was running late at work or I'd have been with them. It's been ten years.

guess thats why Guldo had to stop breathing when he used his timefreeze power

(and I guess four eyes help with light reflection or something)

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Being able to slow time down (or thinking absurdly fast)

I would become a world class professional boxer and also enjoy beating everyone in video games

i choose the power of unlimited dubs

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I'd become the greatest cuck in the world

Well I hope you at least found and murdered the driver. If you didn't you are a pussy and the reason people like him still exists

You can get that power by leaving Sup Forums. You're not going to close to that power with shitposters and shit memes.

I also will have the magic time freeze.

This or teleportation, since time freezing is a no-go apparently.

the ability to turn myself into a pair of panties

For an in-universe explanation it's not bad, but the real explanation is that without some kind of time limit, there would be no way to beat him

anything I feel like at the time. Like shit when in an elevator. Maybe cookies when Im sweating bad. Maybe just smell like gasoline all day, just whatever.

Fucking nerd faggot

the power to be 10cm taller

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is there a superpower that gives the user a gf

He died in the crash. Flipped off the road. He was a guy going through a divorce. His wife left him for his boss and got custody of the children.

Really no good for anyone.

Teleportation.

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Telekinesis, like in Chronicle. That covers just about everything. You can fly, you can be generally invulnerable, super strength without having to touch something. Useful for either nefarious or heroic deeds.

not even in porn they fuck like this.

Murder his ex-wife and his ex-boss, then :)

>Teleportation.
this. honestly its the best one. jump from continent to continent. steal stuff here and there or use your ability for legal work (e.g. easy access to tall buildings)
or just deliver pizza or whatever

start watching more bmwf porn, those chicks get REALLY into it

If you're going to not choose time freezing based on science, you'd also be fucked with teleportation.

The world is always moving so you're probably going to always miscalculate where you'd teleport to. Not to mention, you're bound to eventually teleport into some kind of object and fuck up your day.

The ability to mimic anyone's voice. Imagine your life if you could go on stage, be Freddy Mercury for one song and Jim Morrisson for the next

I want time travel so i can always go back and be the one to kill your wife and baby. It's your duty to stop me, but you'll never catch me in time.

Remember that time you fell down the stairs as a kid? IT WAS ME.

>You get time travel only to discover that everything is fated to happen and that even if you know something is going to happen there's nothing you can do to change the outcome.

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I'd use that to creep the fuck out of people. Like changing voices for one sentence while talking to them and then changing back like nothing happened. Or spook them at night saying creepy shit with the voice of someone they know.

This is lamest thing I've ever read.

That truth is part of how I moved on.

So you'd just be a good voice actor. Considering how close knit the VA industry is, they'd likely shut you out since you risk so many people's work in that industry.

If I had choose a power, it'd just be the best musician. The power to play any instrument at while just seems like a fun thing to have.

Power of racism.

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>Someone builds and optical portal that allows you to see a vision of your own life in the future (it’s essentially a crystal ball that shows a randomly selected image of what your life will be like in twenty years). You can only see into this portal for thirty seconds. When you finally peer into the crystal, you see yourself in a living room, two decades older than you are today. You are watching a Canadian football game, and you are extremely happy. You are wearing a CFL jersey. Your chair is surrounded by books and magazines that promote the Canadian Football League, and there are CFL pennants covering your walls. You are alone in the room, but you are gleefully muttering about historical moments in Canadian football history. It becomes clear that—for some unknown reason—you have become obsessed with Canadian football. And this future is static and absolute; no matter what you do, this future will happen. The optical portal is never wrong. This destiny cannot be changed.

>The next day, you are flipping through television channels and randomly come across a pre-season CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Saskatchewan Roughriders. Knowing your inevitable future, do you now watch it?

The power to turn into a woman. Then I can go back and forth masturbating.

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I guess that just leaves flying then. The cynical answer is always time freezing or teleportation for obvious reasons. But being able to fly would just be amazing, straight up.

you probably read the flash and bitch about how he's able to breathe when he's running beyond the speed of light "MUH REALISM" fuck off nerd

big cock

poor little black boy

Vector Manipulation
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but you already are moving at rotational velocity before you teleport

going really fast

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wtf does that even mean? I'm seriously asking...

he says white girls aren't even that enthusiastic in porn, I told him to watch bbc porn. The white girls go CRAZY over it. (and who can blame them)

Probably because they're paid to ham it up. Porn is all an act, Blacked shit is specifically made to humiliate whites.

blacked is a accurate representation of western society. It isn't there to humiliate whites, just put them in their place.

Time freeze for as long as I want.

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>"Yes, this is [filthy-rich-but-already-deceased-person] and I hereby confirm on this very old tape that the sole heir of my wealth is my dear friend and protégé, user."

Shapeshifting. Imagine going onto /s/ and scrolling until one of the pictures catches your fancy, and instantly transforming into that woman, going out and having as much sex as you like with whoever you like, then when you're done you pick another body and start again. Have crazy gangbangs, or meet up with random anons on /r9k/ and let them fuck their favourite pornstar, or just seduce that shy 5/10 girl you work with. lmao @ anyone who doesn't pick shapeshifting

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>Go back in time to save your wife and kids
>find out your wife was cheating on you and your kid wasn't yours

>go back to the future to prevent you from going back in time

Didn't a university deduce that because you can technically go to the past to kill your grandfather, nothing in physics can keep you from doing it, and that whatever resulting paradox occurs from this ends up sorting itself out?

sauce ?

lol gay virgin

ugly boy detected

shapeshifting.

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