What would he have to do for you to like him?

What would he have to do for you to like him?

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Didn't he died in Iron Man 1?

Not be autistically artificially hyped up in a soyboy franchise for 6 years

kill a guy from 10 away just by jerking off

pound a galactus sized soymilk carton

Fix his face

End the MCU

Call in a friend who is an expert in cosmic jewelry.

Kill off enough main characters that I don't feel the need to watching more Marvel movies after IW4

Confined to his containment medium.

Kneel.

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Let me ride on his shoulder while he strap-on's Hillary.

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I don't know, actually be memorable and do something that has consequences, so far NONE of the Marvel villains, in any film, have been able to do this. Some of the movies have very likeable and cool protagonists but there isn't a strong villain in any of them.

So here's my suggestion, have him kill of 3 or 4 of the *main* characters (I'm sure there are some of them sick of reprising their roles). RDJ's contract is almost up and rumor he won't be renewing it.

In the comics Captain America, Ironman, and a host of secondary tier characters die. I hope they follow this.

But then in the next comic arc Infinity Wars: Part 2, they travel time to change things so they don't have such dire loses, so their death's are retconned.

I hope they don't have the cheap cop-out of time travel to save the dead characters. Iron Man and Captain America have had 3 full movies each and have been major players in others, I'd say they're most due to be retired.

if captain america died, then how did he do the "Hail Hydra" bit recently in the comics that surprised everyone? Does he get rezzed?

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Two answers, the comics have been rebooted with different characters and storylines (maybe more than once since then).

And in Infinity Wars: Part 2, they travel time so Thanos never becomes godlike and it retconns the deaths in Infinity Wars Part 1. But I hope they don't do this in the movie, as it really diminishes the stakes if the heroes are invincible and even when they die they get a rez.

Rape something. Anything.

>as if part one isn't about him kicking ass/ murdering at least one main avenger

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I want to see her getting PURPLED by him.

Destroy Wakanda

MFW Thanos is actually a good guy

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>Chase Dale out of the woods

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I understood this but it wasn't funny.

Kill Black Panther

Rocket Raccoon: Wait, is that the guy everybody's been talking about? He looks like a grapefruit! Hahahah-

>Thanos grabs Rocket and crushes him into a red pulp

Thanos: Grapefruits are orange. And they burst just as easily as your mangy, rat body.

Star-Lord: Whoa, this guy has no chill!

>Thanos pulls out the Ice Giant cube that he retrieved earlier and uses it to freeze Star-Lord in a block of ice

Thanos: You, on the other hand, appear to have a significant amount of "chill"

Iron-Man: Okay, buddy, the only person who makes one-liners around he-

>Thanos throws a shock projectile onto Iron-Man, instantly electrocuting him to death

Thanos: I don't make one-liners, I make flat liners.

Spider-Man: Did you stay up all night coming up with that or was it off the top of your hea-

>Spider-Man's head explodes

Thanos: I spent a few minutes last night preparing a discrete nano-bomb that would bypass your spider sense. The joke was off the top of my head.

Black Widow: I guess it's true what they say. Never send a man to do a woman's job. *jumps on Thanos's shoulders and puts him in a leg scissor*

>Thanos grabs her foot and throws her into orbit

Thanos: I've got a job for you. Go clean the Moon.

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To let go of the cube.

I disagree. I chuckled on the inside

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This is so retarded and goofy I want it to happen.

show in the movie that Thanos kills half the universe to show his affection to lady death, it's ultimately a labour of love and makes him a lot more complicated and a nihilist.
instead the will go for "muh balance" making him just an evil retard.

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Kill Pepper
Cuck Peter
Rape Steve
Take Natasha's virginity

Somebody keep adding more characters to this.

non soyboy here

why exactly does this guy want to kill off half the universe?

>infinity Wars: Part 2, they travel time so Thanos never becomes godlike and it retconns the deaths in Infinity Wars Part 1
you meant the infinity gauntlet, the infinity war and the infinity crusade?
because youa re talking shit friendo, none of this happens in the comics and the infinity war villain is magus, unless they properly present Adam warlock none of this will happen in the movies.

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In the comics, he thinks killing a whole bunch of people will impress Death, who he wants to fuck. But it turns out that she doesn't actually like that. She likes a guy who has to deliver death without actually wanting to deliver death. She falls in love with Silver Surfer because that's exactly what he does. He shows up to planets and everybody on that planet instantly knows they're going to die from Galactus but he hates his job.

In the movies, it's because he wants to restore balance or some stupid shit.

>Thanos: I've got a job for you. Go clean the Moon.

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return the balance

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this is it, this would save all of the MCU

Slide to the left

>restore balance
restor balance from what? is there a dark and light side of the force here too or what?

Why do you think the final battle is taking place in Wakanda?

didnt see gibs panther
what is off balance here the number of whites and blacks?

Call T'challa a nigger to his face

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wakanda is the most (secretly) powerful and wealthy nation in the world, although the ending implies that t'challa wants to make the nation more known to bring peace and prosperity among suffering areas

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