Almost twenty some years since he starred in movies

>almost twenty some years since he starred in movies
>career still hasn't fizzled out yet and is only growing stronger
What went right for him but wrong for arnold and stallone?

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He isn't white

He isn't white

Are you high or smth?

He is not of Caucasian descent

He's friendly. He knows how to be a fun clown for kids.
Men want to be him.
Girls want to fuck him. It's rare to have that all around charm. Most can only get 2 out of 3.

He's made predominantly shit movies and was a box office bomb for most of the 2000's. He has an awful filmography. He's just likable... sorta.

Both Stallone and especially Schwarzenegger made much more high quality films, and actually their success was consistent for longer than Dwayne's has been.

He's been in maybe 3 good movies in his entire career
Pain and Gain
Moana
The Rundown

>Girls want to fuck him.

I don't know a single girl who considers The Rock their crush

Has he starred in anything as memorable as Predator, Terminator, Rambo, or Rocky?

lol

Probably bait. But list me 3 good movies he's lead.

I know one.

>I don't know a single girl
I'm inclined to believe you.

If you can't appreciate the FatF series as modern action masterpieces, you've probably got your head up your ass.

Pain and Gain was kino too

We need to put him in more action movies. Something like hard so we can make him the next Arnold

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>What went right for him but wrong for arnold and stallone?
Arnold and Sly just got old but they had long careers.
The Rock is pretty similar to Arnold. Both came from a sports background and slowly became action stars.
Also Arnold did lots of his most famous movies when he was already in his 40s.

>rich
>handsome
>not poor
>fucking ripped
>rich

i'm sure this guy has trouble with the ladies dude

Are you friends with a lot of girls?

Do you frequently talk to them about who they want to fuck?

Rambo is so memorable you didn't even get the title right

The Rock is not the star of the Furious movies, though.

this

5 and 7 were amazing fun

Start talking to girls, they don't bite

the rock is gay

You triggered The Crock's fanboys so hard jesus christ

your mom is gay

You didn't really answer my question.

>crush

Are you 12?

>career still hasn't fizzled out yet

didn't it though? 07-10 he did a lot of smaller budget and supporting stuff

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Serious question. Who here believes the Rock has never sucked a cock?

Thats what you're mom said last night rofl

Who here believes there is a single successful Hollywood actor who has never sucked a pick?

I didn't say he was ugly or has trouble with women

He's just literally looks more like a WWE wrestler (whoa) than a sex symbol. He's overly muscular, bald and not white. If an objection "top 100 most desired male celebs" list was released, he would not be on there.

Yes, I fuck a lot of girls.

I've heard them comment on how hot Leo is, or other typically "pretty boys"

The Rock? Never.

The user before said "girls want to fuck them", i then interchanged that with "crush" as if girls are constantly talking about how hot the Rock is.

You have to be painfully isolated to think girls are often confessing their sexual attraction to the Rock.

>Fast & Furious fan doesn't use capital letters
How surprising.

he's a big nigger that audiences like, the definition of win/win

>Yes, I fuck a lot of girls.

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no i mean literally the rock is gay and likes men

His best movies are nowhere near Arnold or Sly's best and he might have had a long career so far but he spent the first half basically making dreck. The Rundown was amusing, but that's about it for the first ten years.

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That's a nice sentence fragment, faggot.

The Rock is a cool guy, but he'll never be on the Stallone level, much less Arnold's level. Arnold the the most successful and recognizable action actor ever and its not even close.

>Yes, I fuck a lot of girls.

Why are you here?

its semi true but it's not that girls wouldn't date him, that's absurd. he's just not an average girls ideal, he might be a fitness girls ideal though.
'the artist' is pretty much the chad from 16-24, with the exception being country girls who will go for the sports chad.

These are all objectively shitty movies but I like them
>The Scorpion King
>Walking Tall
>The Rundown

>twenty some
are you sure?

This. He only became a huge star after he joined the Fast and the Furious franchise. Most everything he does is dog shit and if you actually look at his filmography it is 90% trash. And this is someone who grew up watching WWE when he was their biggest star and he was my favorite, but hearing "Starring The Rock" is not something that gives me confidence in a movie

my aunt is racist as hell and considers the rock fuckable her own words are "Damn, that man looks so good!"

he looks pretty gay in this photo

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Does she know that hes an island nigger?

>But list me 3 good movies he's lead.
The Rundown
Doom
Jumanji

Rock has honestly been one of the biggest disappoitments in Hollywood history.

He could have been way bigger, he should have been way bigger, but she spent his entire career between the Scorpion King and Fast 5 just making complete shit.

That antithesis of the virgin hoverhand...

The forceful Chad claim-grab

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These.

Brown privilege at its finest, its PC to like him

I haven't seen a single movie he's lead but he did pretty well in Be Cool

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if he's 6"5, she must be at least 6" with heels

Astute observation

>girls wanna fuck him
some guys too

I don't want to be bald. I also enjoy being white

doesnt look that brown, looks white to me, always though he was white just tanned cause he goes to the beach to train and shit

That's one of the reasons Rock is as successful as he is.

I didn't even know he wasn't white until Moana. I still don't completely buy it.

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Arnold and Stallone got old. It'll happen to Dwayne too, don't worry.

This is his dad

If Cruise can still be a lead at 50+, why can't Dwayne?

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so he is a mutt?

>doesnt look that brown, looks white to me, always though he was white just tanned cause he goes to the beach to train and shit
>Americans

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these things clearly dont train or go out side so your comparison is stupid

Nah this is true.

He's never really been 'that guy'. He's not Michael B Jordan or Henry Cavill

pic unrelated fag. the rock is white in burgerland lmao he has 0 white parents

He's half Samoan Half Black, but it doesn't really matter because he looks like he could be any race

i guess thats why he is so bankable and likeable, his chill charm makes it a complete package.
i bet all his movies even tho terrible always made money

Take a shower and leave the house.

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Tom Cruise is definitely starting to look his age, even with the work done to his face. Stallone is also 71 and Arnold 70.

you're literally a fucking idiot using that as your "proof" lol

go check out the fb/twitter/tumblrs of hot college aged girls, they're not oozing over the rock you retard

If the Rock walked into a dorm and asked to fuck a girl, he'd fuck her

You can tell hes trying to find her dick with his right hand

>90% trash.
please tell me about the 10% non-trash stuff he's made. unironically. I would be surprised if he made something good

see this
That's right, ethnically ambigious is the name of the game, you can have people from different ethnic backgrounds relate to him, "whites", hispanics, probably even blacks i mean didn't this dude sport an afro of sorts before shaving his head?
It's good so people can't complain they are "whitewashing" movies when he gets cast, but it's also good because he's not black which narrows down the demographics of people who would watch his shit.

My slutty ex used to say that he was hot as hell and would fuck him in a heartbeat. I always replied that her awful taste made me feel really bad that we were dating.

She was fucking like four guys behind my back too.

>dating a girl who openly tells you what men she wants to fuck

why bro...why

i mean keeping as a fuckbuddy sure...but dating?

yeah so would trump

He ony started becoming bankable in 2012 though.

Imagine putting so many hours in your body and movies only for some skinny fat pasty pink soyboy nordcucks saying you got these roles being non white

cringe

We're animals, it's literally impossible for us to only feel aroused by just one person. I understand if you rather not talk about it with your partner tho.

Anyway there were a lot of other clear signs that she was a lying whore, but I was young and too stupid to see them. Lesson learned.

>never date a girl who would fuck The Rock

>been making movies for 20 years
>hasn’t made a single memorable film
Litty!

He doesn’t look like he’s 65

Therefore, he only plays in goofy childish movie.

Biggest disappointment.

he does anything and everything, whether he's the lead or not; Stallone and Arnie both grew in ego as they became more successful, even when their movies were the same shlock

>didn't it though?

yeah that's why he's no longer in movies. You idiot.