What are movies you are not allowed to like?

What are movies you are not allowed to like?

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the DC collection

>waaaah i'm not allowed to like garbage movies
is this what they call "snowflakes"?

You're allowed to like garbage movies. You're not allowed films the moral police deems edgy.

Birth of a Nation

Do elves appear in this movie?

nobody is policing your morality because you're a dumb piece of shit who no one cares about

The only moral policing here is coming from you.

Who was in the wrong here?

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Yes nobody cares about an individual. They make judgements with a broad brush.

The critics

These cunts have been out of touch for decades now

You can literally measure their butthurt.

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>no YOU are the snowflake
>NOW DO WHAT I SAY AND HATE THIS MOOBIE HATE IT NOW HATE IT DO IT HATE IT

yes, as snobs who look down on everybody else and as villains who want to bring back the 'dark lord' and start some massive war. theres only like 2 good elves in the movie

The critics obviously, i enjoyed the movie a lot and i hope they make a show out of it.

The Inferni were the good guys, the Elf that Will Smith's character was helping is the Dark Lord.

He's neutral

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This movie replicates elves in such a precise way into urban enviroment, i been playing vermintide 2 and i am so sick of elves, what game allows me to just PURGE them all?

the sleepy dark lord. the inferni want to awaken it

i'm sorry about your extreme case of brainworms

Every Elder Scrolls on PC. Skyrim has a big "fuck elves" narrative but most people side with the liberals taking the elf dick in their asses.

>(((they))) hold you up to keep us down
wew

i do wonder how much the racial stuff will be toned down now that they kicked max landis off it

Warhammer total war I guess.

>ape generic racist rhetoric
>"WOAH MAN ITS SO DEEP ITS ABOUT JEWZ"

ouch

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Noticing saying you like "Fight Club" seems to make people think you rape and slit throats on a daily basis

That's a pretty good film history joke sir

holy fuck lol this is such a spot on depiction of how edgy kids want to believe the world sees them

But the Orcs can lift over a ton one handed. You'd think with the rarity and illegality of magic they'd rule the world through sheer strength. Strap level 3 Kevlar with some trauma plates over the guts of one and he could rip through a police station bare handed.

'Film critic' should never have become a profession. A hobby at best.

This is exactly why I didn't like the movie.
Totally ignored a lot of very cool implications that come with a world containing Orcs

>Heh, I like fight club, I bet everyone here thinks I'm crazy. They just don't know what real film is.

"critics". They saw the words "trigger warning productions" at the start and immediately assumed it was about blacks and spics against whites

That's probably happened but they're outnumbered so they got BTFO. Like blacks they will always be a minority.

>You'd think with the rarity and illegality of magic they'd rule the world through sheer strength
Orc's are like niggers ...they're not very "bright" heh heh heh

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Even with fantasy races it's realistic that europeans and non-europeans would be combative with one another. Why can't liberals admit that?

I enjoyed Bright.

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why do i see you in every thread?

>I WONT BE SWINDLED BY THE ELITES AND THEIR REVIEW COLUMNS IN THE POUGHKEEPSIE TRIBUNE!!! YOU CANTR OWN MY MIND, JEWS!!!!
because being online is breaking your mind

Probably this whiney little bitch was teased off of Sup Forums for being an insufferable cuck and decided to fag up Sup Forums by spreading his cancer here instead

>thinking anybody would want to be on Sup Forums
once again, i'm sorry about your brainworms

>I WONT BE SWINDLED BY THE ELITES AND THEIR REVIEW COLUMNS IN THE POUGHKEEPSIE TRIBUNE!!! YOU CANTR OWN MY MIND, JEWS!!!!
What did he mean by this?

that you want to make movie critics out to be some powerful cultural force that you're daring to rebel against by giving bright 5 stars on rotten tomatoes when you're really just screaming at joe fuck who is the movie critic from the des moines herald or some meaningless shit

>thinking anybody would want to be on Sup Forums

hurr durr one of the more popular boards on Sup Forums isnt liked by anyone hurrr

>What did he mean by this?
I think that's cuck for "Please Tyrone fuck me in the neg hole with your poz nigger cock"

>the big bang theory is watched by millions! it MUST be good!

All of Ayer's filmography. EoW and Fury are shat on nowadays. A DC movie that got ripped from his hands made him persona non grata.

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>The Critics all hated it! it MUST be bad!

If Bright was made by a colored or woman or a colored woman itds have an extra 25 points on Rotten Cuckmatoes.

You're allowed to like it's technical aspects.

What technical aspects?

Exactly.

At this point I'm convinced ty this is Hollywood's last desperate attempt to kill off their competition

Triumph of the will, Birth of a nation.

shills, lots of 'em

Didn't Spielberg come out to say "trash from Netflix" were not worthy of Oscars? If that's not desperation, I don't know what it is.

and Nolan said if it ain't in theaters it ain't good. As if Beasts of No Nation ain't better than Cuckirk.

I still can remember when they said, among many things, that this movie would lead to progroms.
I am still waiting.

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A lot better than I expected actually. Much better than most capeshit actually.

Batman v Superman.

>tfw teacher asked everyone to say what their favorite movie were
>I said it was Starship Troopers because it's what I pictured what society should ideally be
>most of the people just laughed thinking i was talking about some dumb pew pew space movie
>those who knew what I was talking about looked at me with a disgusted face
>i really meant what I said and said it without thinking it through

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How? He says you are allowed to like whatever you want. His last sentence is tongue in cheek

>>I WONT BE SWINDLED BY THE ELITES AND THEIR REVIEW COLUMNS IN THE POUGHKEEPSIE TRIBUNE!!! YOU CANTR OWN MY MIND, JEWS!!!!
>being online is breaking your mind

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It's not the critics who are the powerful cultural force you brainlet. Its the producers and executives and shit and the critics are in their pockets. They have no actual power they are just being used as pawns.

Let me just start with the caveat this movie is shit, and I don't want to legitimize it with arguments.

HOWEVER.

The government problem has special ops magic teams that they can activate if Orcs ever try shit like this. And Kevlar doesn't make you totally bulletproof. There are hi-caliber AP rounds.

>Bright is nothing but dumb """fun"""" nonsensical shit
>OMG WORST MOVIE EVER I CAN'T EVEN SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE I'M BEING RAPED RIGHT NOW
>Black Panther is nothing but dumb """fun"""" nonsensical shit
>WOAH A CULTURAL EVENT BEST MOVIE EVUUUUUH BRUH SO INSPIRING OMG PLEASE FUCK MY SOYPUSSY MOUSE DADDY
Unironically makes me think

>like movie
>a shitposter somewhere is having an aneurysm
Name something better

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>What are movies you are not allowed to like?

anything reddit likes

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>plebbitor cries because Sup Forums thinks he is a faggot

So, they either form a ruling elite who have a clear and hard agenda to maintain their position of power, while others do the dirty work...


Or, they are part of a secret organization seeking to return things to the "old ways"?


Oh gee that sounds familiar.
>rubs hands together

>thinking you're an exciting radical for liking a multi-million dollar production from the Netflix corporation starring multi-millionaire Will Smith
Sup Forums is embarrassing controlled opposition

Impressive

oh yeah

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are elves literally supposed to be jews?

No, they are metaphorically supposed to be Jews.

but is that really what landis was going for?

is that why the movie got slammed?

It seemed like a mediocre buddy cop movie to me

One of the major complains I've heard from critics is what history of humanity is exactly the same as ours with the world looking almost exactly as ours. And that complain absolutely blows my mind by how ridiculous it is.
Like, nigga, that's exactly the point of this urban fantasy setting, the world looking almost exactly as ours but with hidden magic side. Would it be any other way around, that wouldn't be an urban fantasy, that would be just a fantasy.

There wasn't a whole lot of lore from what I remember

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>A critic calls it the worst movie of 2017
>David Ehrlich
>my ((())) alarm goes red
>check him out
>pic related

Sup Forums is always right. Time to check the movie out.

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It's wasn't that bad. Max can't write emotional elements right and Ayer doesn't know to direct around it either. The dying and resurrection scene felt off and dragged on in "movie time" too long.

Wtf I hate bright now

I liked how the Honest Trailer on this pussied out and didn't mentio (((ELVES))) at all.

How incredible weak do you have to be to be held down by Max Landis?

Maybe the Jews shouldn't have killed the lord and savior.

>Jesus himself is a Jew
>claims Jews are sinful and God has deemed them unworthy and has instead chosen the gentile
>refers to them as satan worshippers
>Jews ree and kill him

Because the Imperials are playing the long-con, men breed way faster than mer, and a united Empire comprised of 3 provinces and an allied Hammerfell will fair much better against the Aldmeri Dominion in a few years than a bunch of xenophobic Nords immediately after fighting a long and bloody civil war.

>work as a critic and do not know how to capitalize letters

Most original content coming out of Netflix is garbage. Are you seriously pretending it's not?

The Circle
Got downvoted to oblivion on imdb and rt by (((them)))

>The Circle
it's actually bad tho

Redditor spotted

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>Hurrrr from the director of Suicide Squad and the writer of I, Frankenstein
What a fucking hit piece that video was. Are all of their videos that negatively biased?

how fucking new do you have to be to not know who swaglord/invisibro is? He's one of the very first Sup Forums mods you redditor

Critics were legitimately wrong as they thought the movie was a metaphor for race relations in America but it was actually just a buddy cop movie with fantasy elements
And YES they really are that stupid

interesting premise, had a good start then fucked up with that wand plot

shouldve went with the original script desu

That's not the point of the image, Jay

>hammerfell

didnt they declare themselves independent of the empire and continue to shit on the elves who tried to fuck with them

this

every fucking thing has to has to an agenda these days...