"Well, at least I can go to the supermarket without becoming a hostage"

"Well, at least I can go to the supermarket without becoming a hostage"

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Frenchposters BTFO

when the roastie becomes the roasted

Yeah, you just get shot the moment you walk in the door.

These threads always get too intricate with the ideal response, which is really just something like
"Er, I know what kind of girls they hang out with, so I don't think they would appreciate that"
Simple and to the point, and a considerably harsher sting on one's appearance than the one she used, but without lowering your class too much

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something something school shooting something something

"At least I CAN go to the supermarket, you fat piece of Jewish shit"

>*pulls out p90*
>..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, burger got your tongue?
>You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is not normal to carry where I'm from, but I would be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't eat, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid American balloon. You useless parade float. You disgusting subway whore. Because this is my show and my fifteen minutes are almost up.
>Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start putting on clothes as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on my national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to destroy the remnants of your failed acting career you worthless fat fuck..."

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Well at least our children can go to elementary school.

>but not without cleaning out the sweets aisles first!

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kek

Back to FORMULA

Back to the drawing board lads

MORE

TIME

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now THIS is what i call meming

You already know this would be perfect

>believing paris is a warzone
I remember my first day on Sup Forums as well

There is no way to win.

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ikr, paris is a multicultural utopia

>jonah keeps making these threads
>only to keep getting shut down by fellow neckbeards
JUST

I knew you'd bite.
its all half truths on both sides desu. there was an terrorist attack in NYC more recently than Paris

Yeah, not remotely close to.
>t. parisian

Who the fuck writes this crap?? Lmao

Lol please bro always call attention to pathetic time wasting!!! it's super funny