It's all good
It's all good
Julian Rivera
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John Ramirez
why there were no pakis?
Andrew Miller
It's one of the darkest omens in our world...
Jace Taylor
Because Pajeets are superior
Anthony Flores
Baby baby
Josiah Foster
it was all a meme
I used to read quibbler magazine
fred, george and me up in the quidditch team
moving pictures on my wall
seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
way back, when I had the red and gold robe and a hat
with a snitch to catch
remember second year, the flying car
whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
bertie bott's every flavour beans for dinner
peace to weasleys, seamus, hermoine
still wearing specs, still fucking ginny
still winning cups like you thought I would
same wand, phoenix feather holly wood
it's all good
Alexander Sullivan
Lol. Thought the same thing when I saw that kid years ago. Biggie's British tour date offspring.
Logan Diaz
>Black could be anywhere
What did Rowling mean by this?
Dominic Robinson
archive.4plebs.org
is this the first time it was posted, 2 years ago?
Brayden Parker
That's one ugly Nogwart
Jaxson Fisher
>hairy arms
Luis Kelly
"Deh!"
Levi Lee
>"I know you don't like Gryffindors, professor Snape, but that gives you no right to use the n-word when referring to me"
First time I ever applauded during a movie
Josiah Hernandez
Do you have to do that everytime?
Jordan Ramirez
>"Malfoy called Hermione a mudblood!"
>"That's nothing, he called me a nigger!"
Angel White
It's not all good, in fact none of it is considering that you're talking about one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"SHIIEEEET"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Kevin Russell
>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!
Jason Howard
>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? draws wand Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!
Jack Williams
Juan Diaz
>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!
Jonathan Collins
No can deh!
Luke Brooks
based