We've lost Gorgeous George

>We've lost Gorgeous George

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You're gonna have to repeat that.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary,

Come again?

He's not a set of keys

cum again is the joke

London.

London?

Dags?

Three minutes, Turkish.

Anything to declare?

Whoythefockwoodinedacaravanthatsgatnafookinwheelsonit

London.

London??

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!

Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

What's happening to those memories, user? It was two, then five minutes five minutes ago (when I watched the scene on youtube).

Yes, don't go to England.

Its a fucking anti aircraft gun, vincent

D'ya like dags?

As hard as the Soviet hammer and as bent as the Jew that carries it.

Who took the jam outta YOUR doughnut?

>your gun has "replica" written on the side
>mine has desert eagle .50

So, you're obviously the big dick. And the anons on either side of you are your balls.

>you will never have the continent-sized brass balls to stand up to a gang armed with swords & baseball bats with what you know is a fake gun
Fucking hell Tommy had it when it mattered.

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I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.

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Why can't normies into English humor? My friends didnt laugh and we ended up watching john wick 2 again :(

Because they can't see humour in things that they class, shouldn't have humour in.
It's like those plebs that don't get dark humour.

>normies
I'm sorry but your friends are faggots.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

>IT WONT OPEN ITS A SECURITY LOCK-DOWN!

You could fit a jumbo fucking jet in there.

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All. Bets. Are. Off.

Or maybe its because they are literally retarded

We are all faggots in one way or another user...just know that I wouldnt judge you based on your penchant for collecting scantily clad pictures of traps, friendo :p

Snatch is just a worse version of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Make sure to watch it if you haven't, its a treat
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>We've lost Gorgeous George

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Lock Stock is the worse version.

this so fucking much

wrong
right

You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!

This movie is so good

Yags?

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> you mean proper fucked?
> yeah tommy, before ze germans get there

>This is Lebanon, not the London

Is every line in this fucking movie quotable?

literally every single line, yes

Amamekkinmussefclare?

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Well it ain't a free shop is it so fuck off

Shut up and sit down you big balled fuck

>He took one-too-many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts
>I don't care if he's got fackin' hazelnuts

GOLDEN BROWN
TEXTURE LIKE SUN

It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

To any non-brits

This is a pretty spot-on representation of how pykies speak.

>i thought he was supposed to be our getaway driver. what the fuck can he get away from?
if your friends cant laugh at snatch and prefer john wick 2 never talk to them again. they are tasteless faggots. lock stock, snatch and rocknrolla have some of the funniest dialogue of the last 20 years.

Ze germans

is rocknrolla good? don't see it talked about much.

But then all I would have are imaginary online austistic friends...do yall even crush puss brah

>do yall even crush puss brah
On second thought you should stay with them and never come back here instead.

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looks a little different than the other 2 but other than that its good. quality actors, nice dialogue and my favorite guy ritchie scene.

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its bald not balled you daft cunt

Bi-noc-you-lars

>do yall even crush puss brah
underage virgin confirmed

ayethewinnsfurrbuthaharses, yekin?

Tickets?

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B-but I like it here

Don't be such a faggot kek we quote pc principal all the time...especially after a night of crushing puss :p

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why the fuck hasnt ritchie done anything good since snatch? two trick pony?

those russians in rocknrolla scared the shit outta me

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His strength is in writing cockney dialogue. Cockney barely even exists anymore because of the massive influx of foreigners into London.

>a thread in which i can post my favourite quotes from a movie which i enjoy

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Either you start posting quotes or you can get the hell off my lawn you dumb gook fuck

rocknrolla wasn't as bad as it's made out to be

still worse than snatch imho

I really liked Rock'n'Rolla a lot when I was about 14

i thought tommy's was real

>tfw you've seen this film so many times that you automatically realize when people get the quotes wrong

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>do yall even crush puss brah
brooooo

This is one of those movies that isn’t really funnny the first time but it’s hilarious rewatching. I’m also American so I didn’t initially “get it” like bongs do

Lock stock was good but Snatch is better.
Both are quotable though
- A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

chuck's fuck and suck is the joke

not really. watchable tho.

It was real, but I think he had already tried firing it and found it didn't work