Too old to play Batman

>Too old to play Batman
>Too old to play Archer
>Does all these shitty comedy flicks
Why did he fuck it up so bad?

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Probably being a latent homo who doesn't wear underwear and enjoying molesting pledges in college did it.

>Golden Globe winner Hamm was one of seven Sigma Nu brothers who tormented and humiliated Mark Allen Sanders when he was a young pledge at the University of Texas at Austin.

>The young man was hit so hard during the warped 1990 initiation that he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney.

>He listed Hamm as one of his chief tormentors, recalling how the future star ordered him to recite a six-page list of phrases pledges are told to memorize called the 'bulls*** list'.

>When he forgot the last of Hamm's nicknames, which included MC Hammer and Young Bobby, he recalled how Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'.

>Finally he was led upstairs to the 'party room' when Hamm hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his testicles and pulled him around the room 'for at least a minute'.

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he disregards capeshit

IIRC Hamm said he would never lower himself to capeshit.

>Based

what a chad

>haven't seen his Lex Luthor

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OH NO NO NO

poor lad couldnt handle the banter

/ourchad/

>American 'traditions'
Truly the niggers of the world.

>but but he's le based hehe
Embarrassing

He apparently turned down a few superhero roles post-Mad Men when he thought that success would translate to the big screen, but backtracked and tried to get the Batman role when DC were thinking about dropping Affleck.

Actors aren't generally bright people. The brains behind films are predominantly the writer, director and in some cases the producer. Actors aren't meant to exercise critical thought and are really hired just for the marketing draw and their vain, superficial existence.

At least he has been on shit, jews won't let James be on shit

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He's the only American i'd accept playing James Bond

He couldve changed hollywood tb h

>oh yes Mr. Hamm fucking based!
>please continue to fuck me in the ass, oh yes, so based!
>can you please cum inside me Mr. Hamm?
You're a fucking faggot. Stop sucking his balls.

He’s literally the heir to a fortune, he doesn’t have to act at all

>Does all these shitty comedy flicks

He was tired of playing someone so serious for 8 years.

>when he was a young pledge at the University of Texas at Austin.
he asked for it
he submitted himself willingly to all of it
he could have walked away, fought back, but he didn't
fuck him, he got what he wanted and has no right to complain

Source?

his family has a trucking company, hardly a fortune

maybe you're thinking of Ellie Kemper, also from St Louis

Well, we can't ALL have the tradition of allowing Muslims to come fuck our wives and daughters. There needs to be some variety.

I don’t understand why people join fraternities to do these gay shit.

they help you get cushy jobs after you graduate

Outside the gay shit, fraternities are essentially social networking clubs made for nepotism. Join one and get preferential treatment in the business world from anyone else that was in.

Has he ever done a British accent?

The NEET way is never to be part of something. Society means eating a lot of shit, college prepares you for that.

So it's like being jewish then?

ashkenazis jews are just a glorified fraternity of slavs who use religion as an excuse

Except GABAGOOL

He did one in A Young Doctor's Notebook

He’s not too old to play Batman though. In fact name one white male superhero role he can’t play.

Spider-Man

>Just the right age to be my daddy

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>jews
>slavs
wat

>teenagers get humiliated and tortured so that they can be the chads at college
Americans are mentally ill.

Actually an older mature spider man movie would be much better than the angsty teenager bullshit

Try again tho

Are you new?

The Ashkenazi Jews come from Poland, Russia and Ukraine, so that retard is somehow insinuating they're members of the Slavic linguistic group. Some shit like that.

they also come from Germany(originally), are jews germanic now?

>They're not members of the slavic linguistic group cause they started reading the torah during the middle ages
fuck off Ivan

>fuck off Ivan
That's actually my name.

based

>reading the torah
ashkenazis can't even do that, they just pretend they do

>slavic linguistic group
>speak yiddish ie borken german

ok?

>speak yiddish
In their dreams maybe, lel.

A Thread almost as promising but eventually aimless and a failure like Hamm's career

He was in Mad Men. What else does he need to do to be considered successful?

>Hamm thread turns into Sup Forums shit

they mixed with a lot of people in their travels, a lot of slav and german mixture

I am not saying that is not a success, a very big one. I am just saying that he has the same problem as Bryan Cranston - your best part is behind you.

Malcom in the middle? I agree.

>Live action Archer
Didn't know I wanted this.

He was already late when he started his actor career with almost 40.

That's why I don't get why people ask actors about their opinions on anything, the very few ones who have more than 1 brain cell end up being successful directors and writers (Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone) or transfer their acting money into other careers that require more thinking (Arnold Schwarzenegger).

BrBa you vain contrarian

>too old to play Batman
Not necessarily. There've been a lot of stories where Batman was in his '50s and '60s and provided some serious dramatic patriarchal content to the story where somebody else was the main hero. The Dark Knight Returns is probably the most beloved Batman story of the last 30 years, and it has Bruce as a 55-year-old man.

Good sense of humor!

why do middle class americans do latent gay shit so often

he's going to be the next bond

that’s not james norton

I misread this as Graham Norton and chuckled a bit.

that would make for a real stiff cock of a film