Jokingly tell mom about the Jewish conspiracy over a year ago

>jokingly tell mom about the Jewish conspiracy over a year ago
>she apparently has been watching Alex Jones despite me never talking to her about him
>she suddenly drops this bomb on me
I don't know how to feel.

Congrats, your mom is redpilled. Tell her that there are definitely better sources than Alex Jones and he seems to avoid certain topics. Also invite her here.

> Using SMS

What is data plan ? Wifi ?

I talked with my father about the whole secret societies and Lincoln shit and he already knew

he also said it's unlikely Lincoln's part of the Bohemian Grove, the Illuminati and other type of groups cuz they are women free

is my father an irl CTR?

>tfw no qt red-pilled mom

good for you, pieczenik is obviously a shill though

is he though..

>alex jones
>red pilled

babies first realization the tv screen lies

iktf

>TFW no redpilled mom

there's definitely something wrong with this guy, i can see exactly what he's talking about 70% of the time, but some stuff just feels like total disinfo, i keep my ear to the ground on alot of topics particularly Ukraine and Syria,

I just can't corroborate half the stuff he says, very similar to Glenn Beck. He just starts saying shit out of left field that doesn't ever make sense or tie into anything.

>tfw shitskin mother is becoming afrocentrist

And a jew with a psychiatrist degree who worked for Kissinger. I don't trust him.

Michael Savage

It seems like she is doing the liberal thing of taking a pundit's word as gospel
I'm not saying alex jones is bad or anything, but the way she worded that sounds eerily like a cultist excitedly telling you why you should join

Listen right, i've been listening to Alex Jones for over 15 years. He is a basic bitch. his show is entertainment. While there is truths in a lot of what he says he is only barely scratching the surface. A lot of the people he has on as guests a re flakes and bottom feeders that he throws a bone.

Fuck.. repeating digits.

I honestly am very scared. I really hope it's real.

kek please confirm if it's a psy op.

>tfw my mom knows about the jews controlling the media
>tfw she claims the holocaust victims were way less than the media claims
>supporter of right wing politics
>supported Pinochet's stay during the plebiscite
>her grandmother was part of the Hitler Youth
My mom beats your mom, fgt

Alex jones is the real deal. Hes fucking made millions aware that something behind the scenes is happening. Maybe he doesnt always name the jew but you cant deny that hes been effecrive in uncovering the nwo.

give her your penis

>tfw your parents redpilled you

the next simple logical step is obviously to
>fuck your mom

do it op.

Bohemian grove and Skull and Bones are male only, but there are 'sister' societies for women.

I would he so proud of my mom if I were you OP.
I got my parents to vote for Trump and they're redpilled in their own ways.

The apple doesn't fall far from the schizo tree, you nutcase

>triple dubs

Yes, OP. Bring your mom.

>tfw I wouldn't dare to talk negatively about jews in the presence of my mother because they're God's chosen people

wtf this happened to my mom too. She saw an "infowars" billboard and asked if I knew what it was. I told her about alex jones and showed her some of his funny freak out vids. Now she texts me about globalists every week.

>Instead of getting a politically savvy redpilled mum I got an alcoholic who cheated on my father and did drugs

literally why

B A S E D

You mean BDM though, HJ was for boys.

>tfw mum told me not to buy coke because it's owned by jews
>tfw mum was BDS before it began

damn...

Tfw I spread this shit to my workmates and family and they all believe it now too. Even my israeli friends know something fucky is up in america. (kek)

Obviously, but it's easier to call it that other way. Besides, the BDM was a part of the HJ anyways.

uh, no.... Sup Forums is a board of satire and what if OPs mom has a problem distinguishing whats satire and whats serious? she should discover truths on her own and OP should reinforce (without browsing Sup Forums)

my mom is redpilled as fuck. it's kind of alarming. she follows all the leaks pretty closely and is always sharing them and saying shit on facebook.

>Mom says Infowars and Dangerandplay feed information to Wikileaks and calls it a right wing website
>calls Trump the devil

Jealous desu

Now's your chance user, she's DTF, go in for the kill - Request Tits, Post Results!

Whats her stance on trump?

>psychiatrist degree
that's called an M.D. you inbred, flyover, moocow hotpocket muncher

Could you imagine? You were 1 second off from having a 22:22:22 and a dubs get.

My mom constantly tried to redpill me when I was young. Probably because I was the only one in the family who actually listened to her, my brothers and dad always brushed her off.

Ask her to send you some super male vitality

you sound like an antsy M1 or premed

Fucked around and got a triple double

>dad literally listens to Alex Jones all day
>mom crazy about illuminati cabal shit
>I didn't even say anything

With guests who bring on quality evidence like an unnecessarily censored photo of a girl found from a Google Image search to prove claims of Clinton child porn.

when you meme too hard

>tfw mom is pretty red pilled

>tfw dad is a lost cause and can't get through to him no matter what

I can get him to agree with me on general terms, but he still supports Hillary

What do?

Fuck you man I want some milf titties.

>triple dubs

kek commands it!
ONE OF US, SHADILAY

>having a family party
>all aunts and uncles come
>everyone starts talking how race war is inevitable and which gun they bought
>such is life in Czechia

>Have dinner with mom
>Tell her about girl.problems your having
>She calls you a beta bitch cuck

You know thats gonna happen to OP.

>tfw my dad was an aerospace engineer for Lockheed Martin who redpilled me on masons, Jews, jesuits, the illuminati, the bilderbergs, bankers, immigration, UFOs, the Nazis, etc
>he even had me do a book report on mein kampf when I was 11 and homeschooled
>tfw he died in April last year and did not live to see the redpill revolution he dreamed of
For him, the struggle is over. For me, the struggle is just beginning.

ahahahaha nice one user

My dad is still pretty bluepilled when it comes to Russia. Today he said that we have to many Russians here already and that a lot of them are probably sleeper agents. We need to round them up and deport them.

Very few here in this country know that the kikes are behind it all...

> I don't know how to feel.
Feel like Russian.

>mfw my dad is a neet with major depression and actual bad ocd
>I always assumed he was a tinfoil conspirator
>hes hardcore christian, turned me away from it as a teen
I considered him lost for so long but it was I.
Nowadays I talk to him like I talk on Sup Forums and he knows what im talking about and we can discuss all this crazy shit. Mom's a level headed conservative, probably the most logical woman I've ever met. Feels good lads. I won't let them down
>crawling out of my own lifelong depression without need of pills

oops turned into personal blog

You and your mom should both be on psychiatric medication.

I had my bluepilled dude weed lmao roommate walk into one day after class and say "wow user you were right. I've been watching videos about the Jews."


I would get drunk and playfully deny the holocaust

and then you get her to watch duke

this

subscribed famalan

Tell us about your parents, Sup Forums.

This is my dad:

>was always a racist
>stopped talking to my sister after she got pregnant from a disgusting indian
>only started talking to her again because the indian was arrested for stealing money from credit cards and she had no one to help her and her guiltyless daughter
>has a collection of guns at home
>has taught many policemen in the city to become better shooters
>used to be a hunter in the old days, and hunted a lot of big game (the biggest ones in the Brazilian jungles, he got them all and still has some two or three pics)
>screams at slum kids when he they get in front of his car, calling them 'future prostitutes' and 'future potheads'
>is a very nice guy, and always helps his friends
>never voted for the lefties

You're mom's awesome OP.

You should totally fuck her.

Very nice, except for this
>used to be a hunter
That's not nice.

>Alex Jones

He will lead her to the rabbit hole but that's it.

You need to administer more red pills.

If even moms are getting redpilled then we must be near the event horizon lads

;_;7

>tfw no qt mummy to watch alex jones with
Why live

Alex Jones is really 50/50, you can't take anything he says as legit. He's good place to find threads. He's states he's about Jesus/God/American rights a lot. I think you're mom got caught up in the general message and not the shit he's actually saying.

He has good intentions, his intentions are lost between water filters and lizard Jews.

Hunting is nice as long as you don't torture the animal, which he never did. In fact, he's very good at curing animals. His friends who have cattle always ask him for advice when their own animals sick.

The only non-nice thing is he still talks to my sister and her ex-convict husband. I understand that he cares a lot about his granddaughter (my niece), but I don't know... I wouldn't talk to her if I were him. I guess it just goes to show he's a very nice person.

tfw mom doesnt care about anything except partying all weekend and siestas

>tfw my Dad is redpilled
>tfw I learned this when he medsaged me on Facebook with a,link to a shitton of redpilled sites including Sup Forums
>My Dad browses Sup Forums
>My Dad + /po/
>tell him I already go to a majority of sites
>it must be genetic.

If you are reading this Dad my AK is cooler than your AR

>my dad + Sup Forums

Many blame America though and burgerland is sadly basically a kike proxy state

>russian sleeper agents
They're more likely to be mail-order brides. Its not like you can only hack clinton emails in the US

I had a similar spooky experience.
>visiting dad
>browsing pol in bed
>try to post something but suddenly im banned for a few minutes
>says its for ban evasion and shows some post about jews that I never made on Sup Forums
I never mentioned it to anyone but I still think about it.

Your mom needs Sup Forums

Is there anything that your dad told you that hasn't been getting brought up on this board?

send her a pepe and see if she can calculate its rarity

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