SOMEONE

SOMEONE

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PREVIOUSLY

SAID TO ME

MAN I GOTTA PEE

INFORMED

Did anyone see the Shrek musical?? It was pretty good

THE BEST

THE EARTH

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WAS LIKELY TO BEST ME

I DLed it, and watched a little, I didnt quite get into it because Im not a musical fan, but they did a pretty good job at it though.

AND THAT MY DAY WAS FINALLY NEAR

HEY THERE

YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR

I AIN'T THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD

SHE WAS ENVISIONING

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IN A MANNER THAT MADE HER LOOK LIKE ONE OF LOW INTELLIGENCE

WITH HER HAND MAKING A GESTURE THAT WAS TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE NEVER ACOMPLISHED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE AND NEVER WILLL

WELL, I PRESENTLY EXPERIENCE THE FUTURE RAPIDLY APPROACHING ME IN PERIODS OF TIME, THE LENGTH OF 365.25 DAYS ON AVERAGE, AND THESE PERIODS OF TIME CONTINUE TO PASS BY SUCH THAT I AM UNABLE TO HALT THEIR PROGRESS

THE PLANET KEEPS TURNING AND IT CONTINUES TO DO SO IN PERPETUITY

Once told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year it’s not confidential I’ve got potential

UTTERLY DISPLEASED WITH PREVAILING LEGAL JURISPRUDENCE I RAPIDLY TAKE OFF ON A BRISK STROLL

UTILISING HER PHALANGES AND HER POLLEX IN THE FORM OF THE 11TH SYMBOL OF THE ALPHABET WHILST TOUCHING HER HAND TO HER FOREHEAD.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

I REALIZED THE COMPLETE ABSURDITY OF NOT DEDICATING MY EXISTENCE TO HEDONISM

NOTE THE CURIOUS PARADOX OF BECOMING WISER AT THE EXPENSE OF FORGETTING PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE

SO MUCH TO BE DONE, SO MANY THINGS LEFT TO BE SEEN YET

I TAKE IT THERE ARE NO OBJECTIONS TO A SLIGHT DEVIATION TOWARDS A MORE SCENIC ROUTE

YOU WON´T FIND OUT IF YOU STAY HERE AND WON´T MOVE FORWARD

YOU WON'T DRAW WIDESPREAD ATTENTION TO YOURSELF WITHOUT FIRST BEING SUITABLY DESIRABLE

WE’RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN

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This meme isn't funny when you just thesaurus all the words.

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YOUR MEMES AREN´T FOOLING NOONE IF YOU CHANGE THE WORDS OR WORD ORDER TO SAY THE SAME THING AS ORIGINAL MEME, JUST N DIFFERENT WAY... I WANT TO SAY YOU I DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY AND THEREFORE IT CAN NOT ENTERTAIN NOONE BECAUSE I AM THE EASIEST MAN TO ENTERTAIN...

ONCE TOLD ME THE GRASS IS MUCH GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE

AHA HAH HAH
A WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

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