IT'S KINO TIME
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IT'S KINO TIME
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stop shilling your youtube channel for cheap clicks user
Why did she leave under such mysterious circumstances?
I even got banned from the Pre Rec stream for asking about her.
The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?
Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
BASED
Bretty interesting
I remember that movie! it was shit!! cool.
I genuinely love this movie, but I think it helps that I've never seen it sober.
why is jay using lipstick?
jay=gay
FREDDY GOT FINGERED IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND I'LL FACE FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!FACT!!!
>mysterious
you don't see why in your own damn image?
Jerk is a nice AIDSmoby desu. I lick himm.
Is Gay jay?
Who impregbaited Mike "The Pleb Rebler" Stiklazta?
JEWelry LOL
Jay "the Sexx Bludgeon" Bauhnaham LOL
did someone accidentally spill water on her?
Your post is missing the image here let me help you with that.
Breast cancer.
based
>reviews 10 movies a year most of which are capeshit
VERY COOL HAHA
>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels. - some jawless old fart
I love this movie. No irony, just love it.
>you saw the day when people on Sup Forums are praising FGF
I hate all of you faggots so much.
>two words: inclusion rider
Jej
It's had a cult following for a long time now, it just never gets talked about here because no one's old enough to remember it
Unironically want to watch this movie now.
Sorry you're a brainlet who doesn't get it. You have to be retarded to not pick up that it's a parody of shitty late 90s/early 2000s comedies
If you watch this movie you're going to laugh. You'll think the movie is stupid, and you'll hate yourself for it, but you're going to laugh. Which technically makes it a good comedy.
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Who was right? Red letter media,or
Nostalgia Chick ?
EXPECTATIONS:
DECONSTRUCTED
BRILLIANT KINOMATIE
wtf I love Freddy Got Fingered now and will wait a week or so before making a thread about it so that it doesn't look like the only reason I know about it is because RLM did a video on it
Freddy Got Fingered is legit kino
NC's review is fucking terrible. The entire review hung up on tearing down the idea that the movie is a surrealist art film when nobody but fringy contrarians would even try to argue that it is.
#releasethegreencut
>female film critic
lol no
Cry more.
I swear... if these fuckers introduce Kung Pow to the normies...
Kung Pow is pretty normie shit desu
bottom left looks like an albino John Travolta.
>too young to remember Tom Green's TV show
>just old enough to remember his meltdowns over Sup Forums ruining his internet talk show
Also Conversation with Tom Green when?
She's eating behind the scenes now
>well jay... was it kino?
when will these faggots stop stealing our memes
going by how noise the footage is, they probably underexposed and had to raise the contrast and someone fucked up the color correction
he actually is playing with a horses cock though, that's the thing
pure greeno
Who fucking cares
>I even got banned from the Pre Rec stream for asking about her.
I hate this shit. They're such evasive faggots.
user saw Mike and Jesse leave a jewelry store in a mall in Milwaukee. Seeing as Jesse is basically unemployed (a directors credit is not actual work) then it stands to reason Mike bought it, most likely with Patreon cash.
RiP Ebert, you smug bastard.
I'm so excited about this.
Was Ebert cursed by both Vincent Gallo and Tom Green or was it just Vincent?
Mike Stoklasa was murdered and replaced by a lookalike. Star Wars is a big propaganda tool and he singlehandedly made people doubt its legitimacy as a cultural icon so he had to be taken out; he also had other "innapropiate" opinions like the rapey stuff in plinkett The switcheroo happened in half in the bag episode 46 Warm Bodies and Movie 43. For a quick reference, real Mike had thicker facial hair and his face was "too big for his head", nuMike has a bigger head. This episode seems like it was old Mike's final appearance, and the shills superimposed a digital layer of nuMike to ease the audience of the transition. Go watch the episode without sound RIGHT NOW and look at Mike's weird skin and face, pale visage and overall "uncannyness". It seems like something went wrong with the digital trickery (or they were afraid it looked too fake) so they edited it to only show a small part (the rest of the episode is uploaded elsewhere not on the official channel). Another last appareance of oldMike is him at a convention, again removed from the official channel. When watching all the episodes in order it seems like (((Jerry))) Bauman is in on it, unreplaced. nuMike will shill for feminism or whatever establishment friendly agenda is needed with no problem. One assumes this is the reason why Jessi no longer appears. Rich (used to be more babyfaced) and Jack (now always shaved), replaced too.
>tfw Gillian got away
Jay and her were such a cute couple ;_;
what went wrong with tom green
I'm watching it now and I'm not laughing. It reminds me of the worst of Family Guy/American Dad-level humour.
no talent
They were never a couple. They didn't even live in the same state or even the same part of the country.
surprisingly there's a youtube comment on RLM's video that perfectly explains why; Tom Green was the epitome of the counter-culture late-90s punk-nihilist. if he actually got famous/successful it would've contradicted his whole schtick. I still love Tom Green, especially for this reason
B-but Milwaukee beer bellies!!
>mfw the first time watching Freddy Got Fingered was on a ton of edibles
Life changing experience. I dont do "drugs" anymore, calm down.
>it's a jay is too stupid to get a movie even a child could understand episode
holy shit its been so long. i should see it again
Care to list some examples of what you're talking about?
Who here did it?
Don't forget Rob Schneider.
>thomas and the magic railroad
was he actually in that movie?
This is unironically one of my favourite "dumb" movies. Like Little Nicky, Dumb and Dumber, Kung Pow, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Dude! Wheres my car? its just fun retarded shit.
You just watch it and turn your brain off and marvel at how ridiculous it all is. The only film that pushes this to legendary tier is The Room.
What was the worst thing to happen in 2001?
The room has nothing to do with the movies you lister
>people didn't like the "daddy would you like some kino" part of the movie
fucking plebs
>normal people don't like zoophilia propaganda
I wonder why
FUCK
All this time spent planning my suicide was a waste.
because they're bigots and zoophobes
Fucking loved FGF as a kid.
>Inclusion Rider
I thought Mike was Rich Evans for a sec in the thumbnail.
Nickelback became popular
*slide whistle*
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY ME MOM AND DADDY
That was a whale of a movie!
Kinda looks like a bald trump on the right
Is that really Mike?
>the second worst thing to happen in 2001
the worst thing being of course Super Troopers
Yes?
WTF? That's ducked up
Jay: This movie is dumb
Mike: I think this movie is clever
Jay: Well, I guess
>mike likes Star Trek
>shits on nu star wars
>likes ghosts
>likes Tom Kino
Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.
I actually went and did this, am I autistic?
>D A D D Y W O U L D L I K E S O M E S A U S A G E
thanks for the patreon shekels, suckers!
>they didnt mention it at all in the review
weird
I'm in the "Tom is a secret genius" camp because he has always been a pioneer. He basically created Jackass and podcasting or internet talk shows.
Check the description
Well, what did you see?
I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can.
Lol, you so funny. But wrong. The worst thing that happened in 2001 was actually Corky Romano
Mike is such a lazy shit.
His whole theory about Betty's scene (Marisa Coughlan) is stupid because she has always been in comedies and weird movies.
So either you don't remember her in other comedies or you are too fat and lazy to research her career.
This. There's a lot of pioneers in fields that never get the recognition they deserve and get fucked over by timing. Just look at old youtube and all the good content on it that never made the people money and compare it to the shit on there today.
This is actually the only part of this movie I remember.
Probably the worst movie I've ever seen, but in the same time the greatest.