Re:view: Freddy got fingered

Re:view: Freddy got fingered
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Every time I see you in my Catalog, you fat, unkempt, disgusting excuse of a "man", I want to reach through the monitor and shoot you. As in, murder you with a fucking pistol.

You are everything wrong with humanity. You are an affront to everything humans strive for. You are a disgrace to those who pushed themselves mentally, physically and emotionally beyond what they thought was possible, to achieve heights never before reached in their chosen endeavour.

I hate you. I literally hate you. Why don't you fucking kill yourself?

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GHOSTS

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Start watching Ghost Adventures

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God, Jay is so fat.

ahhhh my favourite film

guys guys guys, hear me out... GHOSTS ARE REAL

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>tfw Jay says ghosts aren't real

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fuck rlm

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>inclusivity rider
lel

used to hate this movie now i kinda grew to love it, aged better than it had any right too

*skosts

Thought the meta aspect was really intriguing.

Is he always drunk?

Is this about a guy getting a finger in his butthole or a guy getting implicated in a crime? I never got this.

The former.

Gross.

(((RLM))) is becoming to degenerate. Celebrating awful trash like pink flamingos and now this? Fuck it I'm skipping this one

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>is becoming to degenerate.
>to degenerate
>to
written like an intellectual master

>Road Trip is one of those terrible 2000s comedies.
Get the fuck out Jay. Get the fuck out right now.

RLM is doing God's work bringing this movie back to relevancy

Freddy Got Fingered is criminally underrated.

So how long do we have to wait before making Freddy Got FIngered threads where we try to act like its our opinions and we're not talking about it just because Red Letter Media brought it to our attention.

literally 3 days

I CLAPPED BECAUSE THE SET IS DIFFERENT

is mike losing his mind?

I really really really like RLM.