I dont even understand what is going on anymore, I feel like the world is taking crazy pills.
I was watching the elections from the sidelines untill the "art" bullshit came out, I was pro Trump because I believe he is the best for Poland but what the fuck.
My cousin and father were knee deep in the occult, cousing shotgunned himself, my father is constantly spewing bullshit about ghosts and shit, he is pretty useless right now. Sup Forums is now in the process (according to all the books and laws of chaos magic) of creating, or resurrecting, an actual godform, kek in this case.
I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming, you are going to manifest an actual entity into our reality, if you didnt already.
It all fucking fitts the books my father had, you sick fucks. What the fuck is going on.
Sounds like you need a hefty dose of nihilism, my kielbasa brother.
Jaxon Gonzalez
shut up and help us summon egyptian god of chaos
Nathan Richardson
I just dont know what to believe anymore, reality just flipped 180 degrees last couple years
Parker Moore
Life is coming back to me.
Jace Davis
We are reaching levels of needing to find out what the hell is going on that should not even be possible.
Colton Ross
You're seeing the ugly truth starting to leak out from the seams.
It means the "other side" is getting squeezed. Stand your ground, brave user. And get right with God.
Jace Sanchez
He's ready here brother
Parker Barnes
Kek is just manifestation of our collective spirit, sent through the communication pathways of the internet. It's not the same as occultism practiced in small groups for deviant purposes. You must realize that. Kek is only borne of good intentions.
Jackson Gutierrez
aww.... you're growing up : 3
James Jackson
That was painful to read.
Xavier Sullivan
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming umm so what if i do?
Carter Thompson
>tfw I just cummed KeK into existence.
Logan Baker
And we're off to a good start manifesting KEK with these digits.
Jordan Anderson
According to the occult, and well, the weirdo spirit dinner thingy, human body fluids have particular power when it comes to magic. If you want to cast a spell, which means, infulence reality a LITTLE, you cum, bleed, die, etc, while subconciously thinking about your goal. I think the whole idea is to think but not think about what you want to infulence in reality.
I dont really know, I got kinda spooked when my cousin blew his brains off a day after telling me he "knows" I try steer away from that brain/reality-hacking thing right now. I know its not acutal demons and magic shit and more making things happen, kinda like the business coaches do, but I'm sure right now that instanity runs in my family and I dont really want to trigger it. Thats the reason why I'm not ever going to try any drugs aswell.
I honestly don't know. I was around 11 when it was the last time I've seen him. I remember that when I was a little kiełbasaboy he was trying to redpill me about a lot of stuff, zombies, ufo, plastic bottles (holy shit he was actually right), a lot of politics stuff I dont remember. And it was around 98-99, I have no idea where he got that knowledge and ideas from.
Jason Carter
That was his gift to you because you could understand it. Now it's your turn to figure out what to do with it.
Ethan Edwards
Checked for kek!
Jordan Sanders
Fuck this, im going to fap for kek today. No going back now.
Jonathan Perry
Good.
Parker Stewart
In the know your enemy YouTube series any time an idol receives prayer and prays an demon manifests itself behind the idol to deprive god of the worship.
Kevin Ward
So if I think of Kek when I come, it will in fact...erect him from his slumber? Thanks amigo! I'll get right on it!
Nathan Bailey
We killed ourselves. All that's left is to enjoy the ride.
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming, you are going to manifest an actual entity into our reality I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN TONIGHT
EXPECT GREATNESS IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES
Sebastian Harris
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming Anyone got any sexy female Pepes that aren't Hillary???
Joseph Collins
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming...
its a meme, ya dip
James Peterson
pretty much this lad. The sooner you realize the reality around you, the ultimate decision will come where you have to decide; be a cynical bastard and try something or just continue your day to day life like posting on Sup Forums and then playing video games.
God damn it Sup Forums. Why do I want to kill myself but the reason it being too easy makes me not wants to do it. I want someone to kill me but it maybe it's an excuse to want to kill someone else.
Whatever, going to play warband.
Isaiah Harris
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Xavier Cooper
2/?
Connor Reed
DUBS SEVENS THANK YOU BASED user
MAKE MASTURBATION SUMMON GODS AGAIN
Elijah Lee
3/?
Juan Allen
4/?
Angel Turner
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming I've been doing my part 6 times a day boys
Jason Phillips
5/?
Nathaniel Sanders
6/?
Chase Walker
> cousing shotgunned himself Don't you mean suicided
>“We are now standing in the face of the greatest historical confrontation humanity has gone through. I do not think that wide circles of American society or wide circles of the Christian community realize this fully. We are now facing the final confrontation between the Church and the anti-Church, of the Gospel versus the anti-Gospel.
>“We must be prepared to undergo great trials in the not-too-distant future; trials that will require us to be ready to give up even our lives, and a total gift of self to Christ and for Christ. Through your prayers and mine, it is possible to alleviate this tribulation, but it is no longer possible to avert it. . . .How many times has the renewal of the Church been brought about in blood! It will not be different this time.”
– Bicentennial talk given in the United States by the future St. John Paul II, then Cardinal Karol Wojtyla of Kraków, Poland
Jonathan Evans
It already happened desu. Kek appeared to us in Hurricane Matthew as a sign that he is here and waiting for the best opportunities to wreak his havoc. Every thread made in devotion to him produces a massive amount of dups and trips, it's clear that meme magic was in the works for longer than anyone anticipated.
Just look at the Eyes Wide Open threads today, all the Pedowood evidence has become insurmountable. The upcoming week will undoubtedly be the craziest in Sup Forums's history, especially if we get election-related happenings, and if Trump wins you can bet 2017 will be a history-making year for the world (both good and bad).
Ayden Rodriguez
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Colton Ward
This is a Christian board heathen
Henry Sullivan
>I swear to god if you sick fucks start to masturbate and think about kek when coming, you are going to manifest an actual entity into our reality, if you didnt already.
watched this video now I am scared that kek might be a demon
I always thought that we were a christian board, and everything was going so right for us, like god was on our side, then kek came and took credit for those things
Idk watch that video Sup Forums its probably the end times
Julian White
We've summoned a god of Chaos, It's going to bite us in the ass eventually.
Josiah Lee
So to summon kek, all I have to do is fap and think about kek as I'm nutting?
Cooper Peterson
The word "spell" is an old world word used to explain social engineering. Saying a string of sentences to materialize your emotional or political agenda works but only if it is to an audience that listens. Being a higher up within a very important marketing firm I can tell you that 75% of your "beliefs" and "opinions" are a product we push.
I'm telling you this because I have become aware that someone is pushing us an agenda aswell and I've had it.
Good luck user, don't stay asleep for too long
Juan Nguyen
b-but kek is benign right guys?
Mason Martin
There are 108 double stitches on a baseball.
Connor Murphy
>Masonic secret revealed
Adam Jones
>implying i havent thought about kek while cumming
Joshua Davis
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Zachary Robinson
Hail KEK!
Sebastian Perez
>Not linking the book, providing a title, or anyway to go about looking for it. sage
Mason Jackson
to be honest.. kek looks like he staged this Ive been a lifelong kek supporter ever since Sup Forums memed him into existence, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me
