Fraserheads ww@? Trust starts tonight.
#BRENAISSANCE2018
Fraserheads ww@? Trust starts tonight
holy fuck he's actually back and I'm not just thinking he's back, he's back!
Yeah he's back
Doesn't it start in like four days?
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down
WHEN THE MAN COMES AROUND
>Fraser pauses, and his eyes seem to well up, and for the first time in this litany of surgeries and loss, he seems like he might not want to continue. I ask if he needs a break.
>“I'm okay,” he says. “I think I just need to let some arrows fly.”
>He excuses himself as I ponder what this means. A few minutes go by. When he returns, it's with a leather quiver full of arrows strapped to his back. He steps out onto his porch. Outside, he lofts a bow, nocks an arrow. Down below on his lawn, maybe 75 yards away, is an archery target. He releases the arrow straight into the target's center. Bull's-eye. Then nocks a second arrow, and does it again.
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
I love brandon frasier
>tfw they took down the trailer for The Secret of Karma after it was flooded by JUST comments
why didn't anyone save that?
Surely, Brendan must know about the JUST posting.
I wonder how he feels about it
if we can't protect his smile, how can we protect his kino?
smooth brains don't understand he is getting ready for a role of a lifetime, he is about to go full brando
>I'm putting together a team...
I don't think any one thought they would actually take it down
Do you think Danny Boyle will cast him in the new Bond movie?
he casts a big shadow
here's a leaked picture of his team
fat boy on the left's gonna die of a coronary disease before 50
>his mother died just days before this interview
youtube.com
>look up the quote
holy crap
gq.com
you missed this part though
>Finally, he exhales. “I feel a lot better now,” he says. He hands me the bow: “Okay, now you try.”
>he didn't read the GQ profile hot off the presses to support /ourguy/
I hope you don't call this your main board, user
how do you want your life expectancy, family?
with a side of loaded cheese fries, extra bacon bits please
Imagine when that fatso throws a violent autistic rage and beats Afton into a hospital condition.
It's not, i'm a /tg/ guy. Guess I missed it. Pretty sad reading though, atleast it ends on a hopeful note.
oh shit the big ginger is the autistic kid in the GQ article? jesus christ
i'm just kidding user, we're happy to have you. yeah the article didn't pull any punches. let's hope Brendan's future is a bright one. the man deserves it after everything that harpy cunt and the degenerate suits put him through
Who /goingfrazy/ here?
>Imagine when that fatso throws a violent autistic rage and beats Afton into a hospital condition
could he BE anymore /ourfrazekid/?
Now this is a story all about how
My shit got all fucked upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
JUST sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Despair
In JUST Indianapolis born and frased
On the Mummy set was where I spent most of my days
Takin’ out bad guys, makin’ out with Rach’ Weisz
And knockin’ out Imhotep & The Scorpion King, nice
When a divorce attorney who was up to no good
Started fucking shit up for my livelihood
I got in one little suit, my wife got all that I own
She said “You’re payin’ 50k a month now for my life with Tyrone”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she fucked my shit up and told me I had to pay
She busted my balls, the girl I once loved and trusted
I gave my hairdresser a call and said, “I might as well adjust it”.
First payment, yo this is bad
Drinking cheap vodka out of Burger King cups
Is this what people in Despair living like?
Hmmmmm my wife’s lawyer might be a kike.
the very same
is that his ex wife?
JUST
the kid is actually named justin
Whoever is JUST let him be unJUSTed
He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would use the internet much. He has an autistic kid and a Mexican horse to take care of.
It starts tomorrow at 10 PM EST on FX.
Post the new movie trailer
>autistic ginger son
we're reaching JUST levels that shouldn't even be possible
hey come on, respect Brendan for committing to raising an autistic obese ginger. not a lot of men would do that, even if he is his biological son
Based Brendan, protector of autists.
He's a good man
His odd posture with the cowboy clothes always reminds me of Big Tex.
What's your favorite Brendan kino? The Mummy is a perfect action/adventure flick, but I've always had a soft spot for Blast from the Past. 1999 was a good year.
Bedazzled is hilarious
From JUST to TRUST
if dubs then redemption confirmed
roll
You'cn run onnnn for a lo-hong time
Seriously underrated. I wish Joe Dante was still making kino.
>the director of Secret of Karma removed the trailer after all the JUST comments on his channel
you just killed him, I hope you know that
Why did the Mummy Returns shit the bed so hard? Was it a rushed production?
>please guys... just tune in. i know you won't like it, I just know. I tried my best on this one, i really did, but i hope its enough. you guys are always making fun of me so i know you won't like the show. but please just tune in tomorrow at 9 PM on FX. alimony can do horrible things to a man...
Remember when making 400mil was a big deal?
Pls no bully Brendan. He's a good man.
Daily reminder that Brendan won.
1999 Mummy US gross: $155 million (unadjusted for inflation)
2017 Mummy US gross: $80 million.
>tfw no one watches the show
>it flops
>no one offers him any roles after this
>Brendan sinks into chronic alcoholism and kills himself
>tfw Sup Forums is Brendan's greatest ally and greatest enemy all at once
GO TELL THAT TONGUE LIAR
GO TELL THAT MIDNIGHT RIDER
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
TELL EM THAT GODS GONNA CUT EM DOWN
I genuinely wish him the best.
CAN'T PHASER THE FRASER
Perhaps one of the most factual comedies, I wrote a paper about how a caveman might react to being awoken in the modern world and how this movie is nearly spot on.
Universal fucked up. Mummy 3 may have underperformed in the US, but a Mummy 4 still would have made more money than Tom Cruise's abortion of a flick.
Encino Man was my shit when I was a kid.
WEEZE THE JUCE
Are there any other GQ articles as good as the Brendan one?
a bunch of mags/news outlets do quality character profiles. I would just google "[person of interest's name] profile article" and see what you can find. they're always fun reads.
But most of those always sound like bullshit. Brendan's article was real.
one I particularly enjoyed was this:
esquire.com
He looks so happy