I'm planning on being Fry for Halloween. What are some key quotes to have in my arsenal?

I'm planning on being Fry for Halloween. What are some key quotes to have in my arsenal?

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OH YES BENDER FUCK ME HARDED BEND MY BOI PUSSY FUCK YEAH I LOVE YOUR BIG MEXICAN ROBOT DICK BENDER PAPI CHULO

Space... it seems to go on forever, but then you get to the end and the giant monkey starts throwing barrels at you.

"I'm having... one of those things... like a headache with pictures."
>an idea?
"Mm! Mm!"

Uncontrollable sobbing is always good.

"bite my shiny metal ass" is probably the most important.

Don't whiz on the electric fence!

Shut up and take my money!

Gee Leela

now that I think of it a lot of fry's lines are basic reactionary lines to other characters or events. they work because of how simple fry is. his reactions are pure gold

especially when he's talking to bender

ayy caramba.

I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!

>Can't we cuddle?
>I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped.
>I could fit if I didn't have these DAMN ARMS!
>In my day, we didn't have fancy Ray guns, but we managed to kill each other just fine.
>My Fry-Fro

>Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
>Okay?
>That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
>So, what of it?
>Well...why is...those things?
>You mean you don't remember?
>Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

>I.C Weiner? Aw crud.
>Bender? Aw crud.
>Leela's pussy? Aw yes.

Learn to do The Hustle
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that's the only thing you need to know OP

>an idea?
yeah, nobody in the Rick and Morty world is ever gonna chime up with a response like that

>I get it!
>[...]
>Oh! Now I get it!

"All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape."
"Let's Rock."

...

AIDS!

>why do you care about star trek?
Cause it-it taught me so much. Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female.

WELSHIEEEEEEE

Sing the first chorus of "Walking on Sunshine" but make absolute sure to hum the rest of it.

I'm from the 20th century.

No I'm - doesn't.

I just had sex with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Scooty Puff Junior suuuuuuuuuucks~

600$

Repeat this step more than once

She can't be my grandma

>It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up.
>Remember Scootie Puff Jr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
>I'm pulling down Delivery Boy money
>Why are all those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

Another to repeat more than once, to anyone dressed as a janitor.
>Who are you?
>I've never seen you before

Arrive with a pizza
>I got a pizza here for... I.C. Wiener

>something breaks or doesn't work
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.

>What smells like blue?
>Let's go! I got jelly in my underpants

Whatever, at least I have street smarts.

literally this
also have a Maxell C-90 in hand for extra authenticity

ONE GILLION DOLLARS

LIKE FRY! LIKE FRY!

What in the world are you on about, son?

People just call me Orange Joe.

Sir, that's not a number.

>People said I was dumb...but I proved them!

same beer......same....show

And the worst part of it is I had to have the break up sex with myself

To the left! No, no, to the up!

Remember to use "ask" instead of "ax"

How about for Dale?

I gotta ask you how you'll look.
...For scientific purposes, of course.

I Am.
Sofa King.
We Todd Ed.

I'm not a robot! I'M NOT A ROBOT! REEEEEEEE

This man is overgasped

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

Wait, Fry went to college?

Mars University, the one with Gunther the Monkey. And ROOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOT HOUUUUUUSE.

That dog won't hunt, Monsignor.

Time makes fools of us all.

He also went to college sometime in the 1900s. He went to MU because he found out with advances in education his college dropout was now equivalent to a high school dropout.

Oh yeah. Probably went right after High School, dropped out, then stayed with his Pizza Delivery job.

The college was in a carnival he was at. The mascot was "the Fighting Mongooses".

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

this is the best one, OP must do this

Hello?

Hey Ren, I made stay put socks, they never fall off

You need to have POCKET SAND at the ready. He's still my all-time favorite costume I've ever done.

Sure mate. I gotta buy orange hair dye and obviously a red jacket. I'm also gonna need a shitload of hairspray.

I found a sticker to use for the hat but I'd feel like a dick if I was throwing sand everywhere

Youdontknowwhoiambutiknowhereyoulive

WIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!

Ok, I could definitely see you nailing it.
Have fun, dude!
Also you look cute as fuck too, congrats

a cartoon triggered his 'tism so bad he can't see anything without associating it with his cartoon.

>Don't be a fool, you idiot!
>I'll be whatever I wanna do!