Do you agree?
Do you agree?
Parker Sullivan
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Nathaniel Green
The perfect day will be when I die
Austin Nelson
it could be anywhen soon, if you catch my drift
Cooper Russell
You ain't gonna be sipping that cocoa for 10 hours.
Anthony Cooper
Adrian Ward
Why would the perfect day involve noisy thunder that would just make it harder to hear the movies?
Luke Ortiz
Perfect day: cocaine, blowjob, two chicks at the same time, anal
Carter Watson
>reddit weather
Andrew Nguyen
rainy and cloudy
comfy bed lying on your back with shitload of pillows beneath you
two bottles of white wine and smoke pipe
satantango
Kayden Martin
>no gfs
fags
Liam Howard
>Lords of the Rings
I will concede that Tolkien's academic works advanced the appreciation of literature greatly, and that his books literally carved out and fleshed out the modern western fantasy setting .
BUT FUCK ME THE BOOKS ARE HOT GARBAGE
ANYONE WHO WRITES FORTY PAGES OF ELF SONGS JUST TO PAD OUT HIS BOOK LENGTH NEEDS TO BE HANGED
AND CREATING YOUR OWN LANGUAGE FOR YOUR MADE-UP FANTASY WORLD?
THAT AIN'T FUCKIN' "KEWL" OR "SMURT", THAT'S ABHORRENT.
HE DIDN'T NEED ACCLAIM, HE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL CARE
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MOUTH-BREATHING CAPE-SHITTING NERDY GEEKY DORKY WACKY EPIC BOZOS THAT NOT ONLY BUY EVERYTHING HOBBIT AND RING RELATED, BUT TREAT IT AS IF IT WERE THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN WRITTEN AND CINEMATIC HISTORY
THAT GOES QUADRUPLE FOR HARRY POTTER AND ANYONE WHO EVEN REMOTELY ENJOYS THAT CONTENT AFTER THE AGE OF TWELVE
EVERY SINGLE "TOLKIEN FAN" OR "POTTERMORE PAL" I HAVE EVER MET EITHER
A. BRAINLESSLY FLOATED ALONG EATING THIS CAKED POOP SO THAT THEIR 'FWIENDS' WOULD LIKE THEIR POSTS ON FACEBOOK
OR
B. FUCKING CRUSADED AGAINST ANYONE WHO DARE BLASPHEME HIS HIGHNESS JOHN RONALD OR HER MAJESTY JOANNE, THE LAST GREAT SAVIOURS OF THE PENNED PROSE
FUCK THOSE RETARDS
I HATE THE BOOKS, I HATE THE MOVIES, I HATE THE FANS, I HATE THE MARKETING OF THESE SHIT IDEAS, I HATE ALL OF IT.
AND MOST OF ALL, I HATE THAT THE ONE GOOD FANTASY SERIES THAT WOULD HAVE MADE FOR AN INCREDIBLE COMEDIC MOVIE SERIES GOT FUCKING SWEPT UNDER THE RUG AS SOON AS HARRY NUTSACK AND THE SHITDICKSS OF ASSCANCER PLOPPED INTO THE MAINSTREAM
LORD OF THE RINGS AND HARRY POTTER WERE A MISTAKE:
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISCWORLD
Anthony Thomas
Is that on the bottom right supposed to be food?
Luke Turner
your perfect day is workin at the stockphoto studio ?
Jack Richardson
cringe
Parker Ross
stay salty pratchett-fag, Tolkien is the GOAT
Tyler Barnes
no homo
Asher Gutierrez
All that melted chocolate spilling over the sides makes me angry
Aaron Brooks
Would you say that Harry Potter is a boring franchise?
Jeremiah Powell
which one of those is the movie?
Samuel Ross
I'm not going to bother copypasta and change it to dumb Pratch shit, but just pretend.
Gavin Cox
maybe after my friends and I are done having fun shooting the shit at the bar, we might go back to my place for more beer and watch some of the Resident Evil movies
Brayden Johnson
Trying a little too hard there, user. Take your sperg levels down by about 50%, turn off the caps lock and people might just see you as an autist with no taste instead of the worthless subhuman you appear to be now.
Ian Richardson
Honestly, no. It got millions of children into reading, and basic literacy is paramount for being a productive member of society, and it has a unique flavor in its tone that makes it fun and accessible for kids, but that's my issue with it: It's for KIDS. NOT fucking grown adults.
Nerd culture becoming Mainstream ruined everything and made men less masculine. It started with Remi's Spiderman (that fucking crying and awkward dancing in 3), and exploded with TDK and The Avengers.
I hope both of you enjoy The Black Panther(tm), the coolest movie to come from Disney(tm)'s Marvel Studios(tm) since The Avengers(tm)!
Soy
Blake Barnes