Is he the hero that South Park both need and deserve?

Is he the hero that South Park both need and deserve?

They deserve the Coon but they need Mysterion

This thread will turn gay

He's the hero my cock deserves.

South Park doesn't deserve Mysterion at all, he's too good for them.

No, it will turn cute.

A sexual deviant molester should not be a hero

he might be a sexual deviant but he's pure and would never molest, how dare you insinuate that

>Fractured But Whole finally gave het shipping bait for Mysterion
>tfw Kyle still has a picture of Leslie

fuck that's sad

All South Park threads are gay or shipping now.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Sup ForumsMBLR

What shipping bait for Mysterion?

I'd take those above the faggots who fetishize depression

Why are those the only two options? Are we teenage girls?

We NEED--but don't DESERVE--Captain Diabetes!
I didn't draw this, sorry

I didn't ask for this, user....

oh my god shut the fuck up. this isn't Sup Forumsmblr this is just Sup Forums. we've had gay threads for years now. you're just a newfag.

as it should.
he's great in the show but was shit in FBW, sorry
Never liked having him or Tupperware on my team
Rebeccah was better baka

>tumblr is pretending to be old

>maybe if I just call you my buzzword again I'll be right

‘Member when Cable & Deadpool was on going?

Yeah shut the fuck up, newfag. It’s always been like this.

Sup Forums is made of women and fags
get used to it~

Please stop... just stop

he's right about the fags part at least.

Touche, the former are just fags pretending to be women

>he's right
>about the fags part at least.
fujos have been here for a long time.
when will the meme that women dont frequent Sup Forums end

womyn not women you bigot

I want to hug_ Mysterion!

Fpbp

Mysterion doesn't need your hugs.

But does he need fugs?

I hope so because I'm gonna give them to him anyway

Will he be more prominent now? Is he now part of the relevant boys?

he had a line in the last ep!
please please please make Scott relevant!

Fuck, I want more Scott episodes. Kid fills that niche that Butters used to.

He is a good addition to the cast of important boys, meaning Stan's group, Craig's group and Timmy.

karen is like a mini heidi minus hat

south park, the city, deserve nothing but needs a lot.

am i the only one that notice the wide spread drug abuse in the recent episodes/game?

captain diabetes was a surprisingly good addition to the game.

Mitch was putting cheese in their drugs and drinks.
It felt out of character to me, seeing the town like that.
One of my favorites tb h

Captain Diabetes best Sidekick.

Do you think Kenny and Eric ever did anything lewd? They spend a lot of time alone together and they're both degenerate psychos

They were all half way to Nippopolis on spiked booze and drugs. A few characters comment that the town usually isn't that fucked up. As for the coke and alcohol, that's always been a thing in the show.

I don't think so. Eric doesn't trust Kenny enough for that and rightfully so, he'd definitely fuck with him over it. If Eric gave Kenny a boob job he'd never live it down.

Eric did plenty with Butters, it doesn't mean that he has to understand the sexual implications behind his lewd activity with Kenny

>Craig tried so hard to be they gayest kid South Park is Gay!
>actually becomes gay
D E E P E S T L O R E

Correct

Still pining over an adbot. Kyle has even worse girl problems than Clyde.

He's the only actual superhero in town (not counting New Kid's charisma & butthole).

The mintberry superman fucked off once he got his powers awoken.

He says that he has a weird urge to protect the female new kid.
Honestly I think the ship is pretty fucking cute

Both are two sides of the same coin. Cartman uses his craziness for evil while Kenny uses his craziness for good.

Mysterion doesn't actually know that the new kid is a girl. He just thinks she's a very girly boy.

I wanted to make my Stick of Truth girl in The Fractured But Whole, but none of the hair options are anything like this. I'm hoping there's a wig someplace at least.

I think that line is supposed to imply that he has a vague suspicion you're a little girl. The fact he thinks you're a boy is why he finds the feeling strange.

He's also good alongside Butters. That episode where they both went to see George R.R. Martin was pretty great.

There's a LOT of very feminine hairstyles to unlock. If only I could remember what unlocks the side braid..

why does craig look like salad from boruto?

It is how he dressed in the metrosexual episode. Did you know he is a catamite?

Most of the feminine hairstyles available don't look very childish to me is the problem. SoT had a smaller selection but it had better variety. Which is sad, considering you can make a girl this time around.

no, I mean in that specific image, he's a fucking dead ringer for salad.

I'm rewatching all the episodes and Kenny's been heroic since season 2
>Connects the generator to the hospital power grid with his own body

I should not have gotten a boner during that part
fuck

I was amazed that they not only brought Scott into the spotlight for part of the game but they also made him one of the best parts of the game. Also a fucking beast in combat.

>Sacrificing himself for the jew camp
>Sacrificing himself in the movie

>both have actual powers
>both were not original genders in the first game
>both are not talkative
This can work

Looks like this is the closest.

I have a headcanon that Kenny became Mysterion shortly after he died in The Ring. He gets fed up with abusing his powers by doing risky stuff for sexual pleasure and starts using them for good.

Oh, that's good. I wish i could have picked it at the start. Thanks user, any idea where you got it?

They're called "Emo Ponies" but I think I bought them from Bebe. They're one of the few hairstyles with a different color highlight option, so it might not be available until day 3.

Actually I just checked an old save and it looks like I found them during the mission to defeat Professor Chaos.

Mysterion is one of the more effective characters in the show, "super hero" or not, at least in comparison to all the other characters and their shenanigans.

he's a small time super hero, which is a big deal since he's just a 10 year old kid, and is supposed to show that Kenny has vast untapped potential and intelligence that he can only access while under a facade.

>Kenny was willing to sacrafice himself to stop Cthulhu
>Mint Berry Stu fucked it all up

Its sad that Matt and Trey don't really use Kenny as much anymore. Hes the most interesting character out of the four.

Why is he so sexual?

I love the implications brought about with his introduction as mysterion.

namely that every death of his re-writes reality after he's reborn, thats some strangely high-tier shit.

That's a bit sooner than I thought then, thanks for checking it out. You're a fashion guardian angel, user.

I want to see Mysterion act more Kenny-like sometime. Look at some porn, dance a little, explain something adult to the rest of the guys. Unmuffled Kenny is too serious.

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We saw glimpses of that with his special in TFBW. Also when you do a tiny fart in his face he makes this weird but cute giggle.

boy Sup Forums sure does have an obsession over blonde boy superheroes amirite?

I prefer the blonde boy villains

>throwing himself in danger to protect a girl he liked during a rainforest trip
>Sacrificing himself for the jew camp even after they told him to fuck off
>risked his life to stop Cartman from ruining Nascar
based kenny is based

Old American (English): Stan
Irish: Kenny
Italian: Cartman
Jewish: Kyle

>tfw don't recognize half of those costumes

New DLC info out yet?

Nope. We won't be getting anything until 2018

I was under the impression outside of the intro you're treated as if you're male. Is that wrong?

as a jew i cannot stop laughing at how painfully accurate the jew response is, it's like i'm reading a live interpretation of every ill jew i know.

All we really know is that some cosmic horror is pulling strings at Casa Bonita and the Coon and Mysterion team up to try and stop it.

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Quite the opposite. Initially you're treated as male, but after talking to the school counselor is when you start getting comments suggesting that people are picking up on your being a girl.

Think she will ever find out Kenny is Mysterion or does she already know?

Did it say Cosmic Horror? Because I thought it just said evil force, which could even be the vamp kids themselves

he also says that when you pick other

I always was under the assumption that Kenny was smart enough to pick up the fact that fem new kid was a girl. He just didn't really bother to share with anyone because it wasn't important.

It said a "demonic presence", so it could really be anything. But do remember that these are the same people who had fucking Shub-Niggurath as a main boss. So it could actually be yet another lovecraftian atrocity.

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>Shub-Niggurath

I only just realized that that's an actual lovecraftian monster
I thought they were just making an edgy 'nigger' joke

He'll be back, 3 dlcs from now.

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>I only just realized that that's an actual lovecraftian monster
>I thought they were just making an edgy 'nigger' joke
Most people assume that when they first hear the name. Doesn't help that one of her titles is literally the "Black Goat".