ITT: only scenes men could understand aka mankino

ITT: only scenes men could understand aka mankino
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The entirety of Gurren Lagann
>inb4 anime

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>Why does he keep getting up?
>Why would he willingly go into a battle he knows he can't win?
>Why does he kill his friend?

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Well there is a woman literally in that scene that understood it.
>weaboo shit
>for "men"
ahahaha

>movies
>men
lol

>that final charge
>jap general holding back tears as he watches the samurai being gunned down
>perfect, they're all perfect

still think this is cruise best movie.

>everyone bows

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the charge is great but my bookfag autist always gets a little triggered that the witch king btfo gandalf like that, fucking hackson.

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what alternative titles could fit the Ride?

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eowyn represents what men wished women were like.

kek, as if any of you fat nerds will ever understand ancient combat. keep dreaming

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Its impossible to not get chills during this scene.
>when the rohan theme kicks in
evrytime

Will there ever be another movie like this?

Makes sense, seeing as the scene was written by women.

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And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the City, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of wizardry or war, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.
And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns. In dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the North wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.

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I'm convinced that Hill's performance here is one of the best bits in the entire trilogy. It's what Tolkein wrote and then some.
>But the king sat upon Snowmane, motionless, gazing upon the agony of Minas Tirith, as if stricken suddenly by anguish, or by dread. He seemed to shrink down, cowed by age. Merry himself felt as if a great weight of horror and doubt had settled on him. His heart beat slowly. Time seemed poised in uncertainty. They were too late! Too late was worse than never! Perhaps Théoden would quail, bow his old head, turn, slink away to hide in the hills.
>At that sound the bent shape of the king sprang suddenly erect. Tall and proud he seemed again; and rising in his stirrups he cried in a loud voice, more clear than any there had ever heard a mortal man achieve before: [...]
>With that he seized a great horn from Guthláf his banner-bearer, and he blew such a blast upon it that it burst asunder. And straightway all the horns in the host were lifted up in music, and the blowing of the horns of Rohan in that hour was like a storm upon the plain and a thunder in the mountains.
>Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. [...] Théoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new tire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. His golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and the darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them.

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get this trash out of here.

>get this trash out of here.

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The Director's Cut of KoH is one of my favorite movies of all time. Such a tremendous difference in quality from the normal cut too.

>men wish women were like men
What kind of faggotry are you up to?

Good choice

still has bloom's horrible acting and the laughable siege scenes that make saladin look incompetent

The entirety of this movie

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>he's not into tomboys
what a complete and utter faggot

>It's 5 minutes before 9 in Paris.

Actually I've met a lot of men who didn't understand it. It's more asshole-kino.

>men wish women were like men
>What kind of faggotry are you up to?
not being an airhead thot doesn't equal being a man you fag

>Tolkien was a woman

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why are you making me watch the movie again?

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Bookfags like him are dumb. I am true bookfag and lemme tell you :
Gandalf isn't supposed to be powerful, even in its original form, Olorin. He's described as very wise, with a great affinity to understand and inspire others beings.
He's not the battlegod everyone think he is, he has no reason to be, and even in the book the witch king laugh at him because he understand that.

explain

>>Why does he keep getting up?
this scene

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Literally watched it yesterday but now I might go again. One of my favorite movies of all time

>What happened to the men at Thermopylae?
>Dead to the last man.

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>think gandalf is a battlegod

lol what, who has ever said that?

it was just better a better scene in the book, there was no need for gandalf to get rekt the way he did.

Absolute kino.

american cultural appropriation of Jules Brunet's life, stop admiring hollywood trash

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KINO

Oh yeah, sorry, we agree.
I just see a lot of people saying that Gandalf is "ultrapowerful but can't go 100% or else he would go rekting Sauron solo" and that make me mad.
Then again, I'm sorry.

I think the movie is about mixing two guys, Jules brunet and an american lad, so it's not totally out of place.

my heart jumped so much first time I saw that

DEH!

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I don’t get this. Frodo just tried to betray all of middle earth for some dumb ring and Sam still tries to save him? Isn’t Frodo the villain at this point?

>cultural appropriation
stoped reading after that
keep using your buzzwords nigger.

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Frodo is corrupted by a ring that made kings fall after carrying it through the entire continent, passing through hell on a journey without return
Sam is a true friend that is there when his friend needs the most, even if he's not wanted.
That's true loyalty.

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>Some frog cuck

Literally no one cares.

ne me parle plus sur ce ton sinon ça va chier

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it's not a fucking documentary.

shut up virgin

>all men fighting even those who don't know properly
>protecting the women and children against foreign invaders

There will never be a movie like this again.

10/10

Fuck it. I'll do it myself.

Whitewashing at its finest

>scenes adults could never understand

shut the fuck up

This.
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Deh!-posting is helping me through the baneposting withdrawal

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Imagine being this stupid

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too melodramatic. Samurai were hard cunts and didn't fall for the life meme.

No but assuming the roles of society that are expressly for men....
Women should be women, not men with pussies

kek, but no

>charge
>run away
>die
what's so complicated about it?