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Blockbuster king Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson probably has another hit on his hands with the video game adaptation Rampage. Early Rampage tracking indicates the disaster film will take in a cool $35 million for its opening weekend.
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GET LITTY?
is this part of a deep campaign for him? who cares about $$ a movie made...?
This but unironically
Fans of the movie/genre? It bring seguels and similar movies to the big screen
Obviously the film will be LITTY as fuck
But I don't care what it makes. I just hope audiences give the film a chance instead of dropping it like they do with every non CapeShit flick
It's killing Cinema
Isn't 35 million pretty bad ?
then why the fuck arent you talking about the movie itself except for the promotional text.. oh yea
not when it's LITTY Johnson who can make the second weekend go UP from the first weekend!
Is a good opening, surely to gross well but usually not big movie lvl
However Jumanji had a 35 million opening and is now going to reach 950 million dollars worldwide
Dwayne pepe and Boyega wojack when
>Tracking for
>probably has
>future event
I didn't know casting bones was news worthy.
because it's not out yet you fucking retard
this is the male male version of King Kong and he is the blonde
What character will Kevin Hart play in the Black Adam movie ???
The Chad Black Man The Rock vs The Virgin Nigger Boyega
GET FUCKING LITTY
Kong is a good guy so he is black. This is a demented gorilla that destroys everything so he is white
>Kong
>guy
I want to get litty, but why does Rock choose such shitty projects? Dude hasn't made a decent movie since The Rundown.
>Fast and furious
>Jumanji
>Moana
>not decent
L I T T Y
I literally pissed myself watching this and the usher slipped on it, pissing himself as he died from head trauma.
>new tomb raider fails
>rock succeeds with a coin op rip off of Godzilla vs King Kong
How does he do it?
>However Jumanji had a 35 million opening and is now going to reach 950 million dollars worldwide
It blows my fucking mind how this bland, boring piece of unfunny shit made almost a billion dollars.
I don't understand the world we are living in anymore, nothing makes fucking sense to me.
He's extremely charismatic and love to interact with his fans what increase his popularity even more.
Are you implying shilling? On Sup Forums? My goodness.
> new Star Wars fails
> Rock succeeds with a remake of Robin Williams movie
I swear to god this man has box office wizardry on his side
Tomb Raider only failed in the U.S
>Chad Black Man The Rock
>Black Man
What?
Fucking amerimutts I swear to god.
aka the only place that matters
He's Maori you stupid ass nigga
Worse movies like Black Panther and The Last Jedi got even more than that so I don't see why this one is such a shock to you
The saviour of both monster movies and video game movies.
How can one man be so #litty?
black pander and last jedi made more and they are both significantly worse than Jumanji in ever aspect
only if it's capeshit
>The Rock is unironically the last hope for the DCEU to unseat the mouse
I am so ready for this shit, I freaked out when I realized what it was
I don't want this to have a sequel. Its a movie based on a kaiju game where you play monsters that smash buildings. The fact they came up for a plot for that and it might actually be interesting is enough of a stretch.
>I am so ready for this shit, I freaked out when I realized what it was
>you have lived to see /pol meme a reality tv monkey into the presidency and now will see /tv meme the Rock into king of Hollywood and Dem Nominee for 2020
Kill yourself frogposting scum your kind is not wanted here.
Seems rude for someone like you to tell an oldfag to leave
Beware of hole
this fucker needs to die from a steroid-induced heart attack already
I am unironically hyped as shit for this litty flick
lol that social engineering. You can tell that article has been written by an AI to control the narrative about this garbage.
but it is capeshit
The fucking robots will build The Rock terminators that will fuck us all in the ass without lube.
What do you think he is? Have you ever seen his father?
Who /litty/ here?
Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.
The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skylar got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.
My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very #litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP. Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the kenning shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-COMB. When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS. I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn't so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.
10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!
He's half black half samoan.
His mother is. His father is black.
>That physique
Holy fucking dimes
How can we even compete?
>pick 4
He's half-Samoan you fucking clowns
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another MASSIVE bomb for the worst studio on earth
Next stop bankruptcy
it looks good desu
Everybody is a hole
AI no. It's just another "journalist" who gets paid to blogpost.
that's just his white genes kicking, forcing him to make a soy face
Just stop
We're living in a world where retarded capeshit movies make around billion each. This shouldn't coem to you as any surprise.