RWBY/RT General #1243: Another Salem Edition

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First for nobody.

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I sure do love me some Salem.

Second for Ciel

Nora!

rate background cutes

Non-canon best girl.

>People calling this an anime

How sad

Nora needs hand grenades. And cluster bombs. And claymore mines. I'm saying she needs more explosions.

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-999/5
look's shitty

What?

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When will Muslim characters start showing in the world of Remnant?

Never. Religions on Remnant are different. Remnant isn't Earth.

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There is only a Two-Brothers religion mandated throughout Remnant. All others are deemed heresy.

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I have some very troubling news. Unfortunately, as of their latest gameplay video, it seems that James from Funhaus is starting to go bald. I want to ask that we remain supportive of James during this difficult transitional period, and continue to enjoy him as the entertainer he has always been. Thank you.

>Dat Nora panty shot

Yum

The tail would probably look more sleek metal rather than the stiff robotic of the original. And it'll have to be at least as tall as the megazord itself is.

They'll have to make it look imposing as fuck, both because he'll be the antagonist, and for when(if) it gets to the point where the dragonzord and megazord combine to make Zed shit his pants

Since when has balding ever been an issue?

the only religion we need is imperial cult.
praise the emperor
emperor protects

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She should carry some lightening dust rounds to buff herself.

Considering he was the only attractive Funhaus member, I reckon their views will take a hit.

ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISSEIAH!
>I worship the Moon God of Remnant, butch had damn fine tiddies.

That's precisely what I'm saying. We will continue to enjoy James for the content he creates, and not his hair.

who's she?

we should have greentext about cinder/pyrrha/someone from team RWBY becoming a NEET

Only to fujos.

Iona Rockshow.
From the Light Novel. Full translation never-ever.

Jaune is MINE!

Tell Yang you love her and go on adventures with her?

I know a bit of moonrune but can't find the novel on the web.

I hate that I found this amusing.

That's nice, Ruby.

You mean Pyrrha, Jaune's wife and mother to his children.

can you translate it?

Raws were posted somewhere on Reddit.
I can't find them though.

Was Weiss molested when she was young by her father?

might give it a try if I can get the raws

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You're right. My bad.

is female roman /RWBYg/'s ultimate waifu?

No

If so, she would be Roman Sandiego

Well, I wish you luck on finding them.
I'd order the moon novel and post raws myself but I am exceedingly poor.

Can't find that fucking reddit post goddamn

Ultimate /RWBYg/ waifu is Fem!Jaune though.

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what music is she listening to

this

youtube.com/watch?v=5c8ybW1CBlk

Red Like Roses

>Not Whitley

She gettin some love beam

youtu.be/Xo6IEkEy0CE

>Just a little bit of Pyrrha's toned belly

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Dont worry user, its not for you to look at. Its for Jaune.

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Do you take Yang as your lawfully wedded slut

So what, are you going to censor her belly to prevent me from looking?

>slut
>wedded
user...

I think the best part of watching the DVD commentaries is them pointing out stupid background shit like Penny's guard doing the robot with her.

Well they aren't technically mutually exclusive

Only degenerates marry sluts.
Unless she's a slut for other women, then it's fine.

king jaune shall rule remnant and exact vengance on both salem and ozpin

Weiss is the perfect size

remind me how people like weiss again?

Imagine your waifu rubbing your ballsack every night before bed

For Raven to sit on, yes.

proof

Your numbers speak truth, but how will Pyrrha deal with having to share her king with emerald?

Legs

What sorts of characters would CC and other groups/members of the LP family be like in RWBY?

masochists

Clavicles

I've hit a wall outlining a RWBY/SMT fanfic. I've already hashed out the alignments of Team RWBY, but I can't figure out which way JNPR would lean.

>the punch line
Ok, I chuckled

james is neo's voice actor, aleks voices a villain, everyone else is irrelevant

shoulders

Ah, is this a Great Cow commission?

Weissfags are the most honest-to-god genuine waifufags. That isn't a compliment, waifuism is pathetic

Looks too much of a self-insert cringe OOC pic even for him. But then again, Pyrrha is there so I wouldn't put it past him.

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Her sister is great.

she strikes me as someone who would be into bdsm, ofcourse as someone giving the punishment

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I too want to be disciplined by Winter

No she isn't, she's flatter than a board.

Do you guys think it would be funny if I made a Tumblr account dedicating to fucking with the RWBY fandom on Tumblr?

Fantastic taste

Sure

I would lick her boots.

thats because she will have SEVERAL children! With Jaune!

I imagine you wouldn't be very good at it

Why is that?

I want her to suffocate me with her cleavage

probably