Itt books that would be a great movie

itt books that would be a great movie.

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Jordan Peterson's 12 laws of cleaning

tfw we will not be able to see prepubescent girls being trained to have sex with faithful soldiers.

I was imagining Maddie Ziegler when I read it

Awww yes.

I guess this kills the thread

This probably wouldn’t make any money tho

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Would be considered islamophobic by most people, ya know, the dumb kind.

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Not a movie, but an HBO series would be cool

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Just go play assassin creed instead

I want a redo guys...

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in time my friend
in time

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Hell no. I can see the 2018 agenda pushing already.

>Johan is now black and trans
>German characters are all black and don't speak German
>Anyone hunting down Johan will be white and will be seen as the villain instead, for trying to stop the YASS QUEEN black trans woman Johan

No. Not gonna work. It's not even a Sup Forums thing at this point, it's just that Hollywood has shed any and all guises of even having an ounce of decency and honesty. I don't even know why I even come here, I barely watch anything anymore.

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Asian main character isn't already progressive enough? There's even a midget so little people are represented

B-but where's the child harem?

You think? It's fairly uneventful and a large part of the takeaway is due to internal monologues and just the sheer passage of time. Love the book though.

Maybe when the Tolkien family starts having financial troubles

the adaptation rights don't necessarily belong to them

...oh wait

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Done right, it'd be the greatest sci-fi film of all time.