Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jyzia tax

Thanks, here you go

im muslim tho

Is it Halal?

>indian
>muslim

choose only one

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jyzia? I hardly know ya

Here's 26 bucks. Keep the change. I used to deliver pizza too and loved it. Drive safe bro.

*bombs internally*

>Indian
>Muslim

You know there was a war over that? Its the reason Pakistan exists.

BUMP
U
M
P

I've been a lifelong Moohammud supporter ever since he was born from a goat, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me.

all day, ery day, you fuckng autist

sikhs are bro tier!!!!

Are sheikhs bro tier?

Then pay zakat :^)

Ja, danke.

You stupid fuck I asked for "pizza" not pizza.

i ordered the pasta not pizza

literally retarded

>muslim
>a leaf

Checks out.

walaikum salam brother, thank you for the pizza

*fap fap fap* here's yo' jizzy tax, mah nigga - take it to the imam.

oh my oh my
that hits too close at home

yes. i have a few sheikh bros. they make fun of mainstream sjw logic all the time.

kys
I'm muslim but here's the donation to the local shia mosque.
yeh

But can I play domino on the cheese?

>shia mosque
rafidhi

>I'm Muslim
I stopped reading there. Deport yourself back to the Arabia.

>zakat for pizza

shoo goat fucker

Thank you brother, here you go.

>paying more than $10 for a premium pizza

you tell me

Um, ok.
(Unzips pants) Here's your jizz.

What the fuck is a tip?

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