>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!
That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jyzia tax
>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!
That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jyzia tax
Thanks, here you go
im muslim tho
Is it Halal?
>indian
>muslim
choose only one
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jyzia? I hardly know ya
Here's 26 bucks. Keep the change. I used to deliver pizza too and loved it. Drive safe bro.
*bombs internally*
>Indian
>Muslim
You know there was a war over that? Its the reason Pakistan exists.
BUMP
U
M
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I've been a lifelong Moohammud supporter ever since he was born from a goat, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me.
all day, ery day, you fuckng autist
sikhs are bro tier!!!!
Are sheikhs bro tier?
Then pay zakat :^)
Ja, danke.
You stupid fuck I asked for "pizza" not pizza.
i ordered the pasta not pizza
literally retarded
>muslim
>a leaf
Checks out.
walaikum salam brother, thank you for the pizza
*fap fap fap* here's yo' jizzy tax, mah nigga - take it to the imam.
oh my oh my
that hits too close at home
yes. i have a few sheikh bros. they make fun of mainstream sjw logic all the time.
kys
I'm muslim but here's the donation to the local shia mosque.
yeh
But can I play domino on the cheese?
>shia mosque
rafidhi
>I'm Muslim
I stopped reading there. Deport yourself back to the Arabia.
>zakat for pizza
shoo goat fucker
Thank you brother, here you go.
>paying more than $10 for a premium pizza
you tell me
Um, ok.
(Unzips pants) Here's your jizz.
What the fuck is a tip?
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