Im surprised this movie just came and went, Sup Forums didn't seem to think much of it either

im surprised this movie just came and went, Sup Forums didn't seem to think much of it either

so what are your thoughts about Tomb Raider?

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it was ok, there wasn't really anything bad except wtf was the point of the story prior to the island, didn't really know where it was going.

i wished they kept the island design from the game, the movie didnt have any of the set designs it was based on, we only saw the temple inside a cave.

the character of Lu Ren felt like a after thought, he wasn't in half the movie but stayed with Lara for some reason even though they weren't shown to be very close.

It had all the qualities for a big action movie but something was missing

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The fox chase was strangely erotic, I hope that doesn't mean I'm a furry

Thought this is that into bad land thread

wait that show came back already?

I haven't played the games, do they have magical shit or no? It seemed like the "curse" was supposed to be a surprise

yhea, they go magic traps and cursed shit

>he wasn't in half the movie but stayed with Lara for some reason
Because China.

No magical shit. It's one of those "science can explain it in todays world, but back then it was considered magic!" Explanations at the end. There is a slight twist in what/who they're searching for, though.

Overall, I liked it. Forgettable movie, sure, but I'd have it on in the background for fun.

Nothing will beat Angelina Jolie in a silver wetsuit

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so are we meant to understand the lady she put in charge of finances at the end is part of Trinity? I'm a bit slow

Just saw it a few hours ago. It was decent - and that alone makes it one of the best videogame films of all time.

Alicia Vikander, Mcnulty and Walton Goggins are all pretty good. She's got hella abs but unfortunately we almost never see them. Despite what that bikini pic all over Sup Forums might have you believe, Vikander is actually pretty hot and has some boob. Obviously it's nothing compared to even reboot videogame Lara, but that wasn't really on my mind throughout the film.

The plot was your most basic action fare, which is all it really needed to be. It's certainly faithful to the source material, and I enjoyed seeing various nods to the 2012 game here and there. There's even one part where she gets stabbed in the side, emulating that part in the game's reveal trailer where she falls on some dirty infected bone. The part that immediately showed this Lara was going to go through some real shit. That said, there's a lot of dumb action-movie stuff as well, so if you hate it there you'll hate it here. In one of the traps the floor's rapidly falling out from under the group, and it's a tiny room, but she somehow has 1-2 minutes to solve a stupid puzzle that stops the floor. And by the end there's basically nothing even left, yet everyone gets across somehow? This stuff mostly made me laugh. The one part that went too far was when something very cliche, and I'll just say "feminism gone wrong" happens near the end.

Overall I'd say it's a 6/10 and I enjoyed it about as much as Justice League. Which should've been much better.

Indiana Jones with tits. Works for me.

yes

it was ok, but I saw it on a full-sized IMAX screen and that was terrific

>lara ends several fights by putting them some sort of a chokehold

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That's fine with me. They showed her training at the beginning, plus it's kinda a trope for action chicks. Very rarely do they straight-up overpower a man in a fight.

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Absolutely nothing, pure shit.
Always has been shit tier controls and acting , camera angles are hell.

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Not only did it have pancake tits but all the posters made her look ugly as fuck on purpose.

There is no itty bitty titty litty comittie. Smal tits are not litty, Baywatch is litty.

>im surprised this movie just came and went
she's no lara croft and everyone knows it

no tit no flick

>Walton Goggins
is a fool who's rasing his "son" to be some kind of tranny

>action chicks.

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its pretty fun

taking a Sup Forums break from the 2013 one while I eat dinner as I download the 2016 one.

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WTF, I hate the movie now.
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she's a weak bitch even by woman standards, just terrible casting.

>tvtropes
Fuck off kiddo

First post summed it up, even if it was simple.

Tomb Raider was a sex icon, most of the models that they officially hired to present Lara and Angelina in her heyday where all hot, they made some generic modern sexless female action film.

>remove all of Lara's friends and colleagues and replace them with a single prominent Chinese actor to appeal to the Chinese market
>remove all the supernatural elements, army of the undead any ghost shit otherwise the film can't be shown in China (like Ghostbusters 2016)
>Replace the ending of the game with the ending of Uncharted (the ancient dead body is an infected corpse which causes zombies
Fuck this shit

Yeah the games do. Giant monsters and shit. The whole plot of the game this is based on is on resurrecting this Japanese queen into the body of Lara's friend who happened to be a descendant of her and that was why they happened to go to the island.

They did away with all that to appeal to the chinks

She's armed to the teeth in the game by the end. In the film she's just using a bow & arrow because it looks cool

Just embrace it friendo.

>Trans Lara
>Shoehorned Gook
>Reboot of a thing that was only remotely successful because of Angelina worship

doomed from the start

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>it looks cool
it really doesn't

I don't disagree. I should've put quotation marks around it. Personally I think it looks retarded as she's running past dropped firearms