What Sup Forums character would you enjoy seeing eating/attempting to eat ALL the cereal in this bowl?

What Sup Forums character would you enjoy seeing eating/attempting to eat ALL the cereal in this bowl?

Idk. I'd kind of like to see Rocket Power skate in it.

All of them.

Geoff Johns

Hulk.

All of that cereal is gonna be soggy in less than five minutes.

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This guy is the only right answer.

>the biggest cereal bowl
>but it's filled with fucking flavorless corn flakes

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eat the flakes, superman

All right Sup Forums, I just got a craving for some cereal. What should I get?

Can I use chocolate milk instead of regular milk?

F R O S T E D R A I S A N B R A N

Teddy sprang to mind first for some reason.

Any of The Flash, as long as there's a toilet nearby and out of sight.

This

but i guess this kind of makes it too easy

in b4 this turns into an inflation thread.

Mutha fuckin MATTER-EATER LAD.

Gonna eat that giant bowl while he's at it.

>used to love corn flakes for some reason
>read up on the history of it as a whim
>stop eating them

I don't care about your dubs, keep your magical realm away from me.

Whats the history?

Guy had a thing about people jerking off, part of the reason most Americans are circumcised and thought bland but nourishing food would also stop masturbation.

yes

Maybe they should use Captain Crunch next time.

You believe everything you read on the internet?

>Kellogg wasn't a strong proponent of circumcision and strongly against masturbation
Yeah, doctors cut a chunk of your dick as an infant for logical reasons, whatever helps you sleep at night, cutfag