Pacific Rim Uprising

What went so right?

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Nothing

THICC always comes out on top(bottom)

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Kaiju + Mecha - Del Taco - Cringe Humor + Waifus + Action Kino - Poor CGI + Actually Decent Soundtrack = Best Rim

Leagues better than the original
Massive improvement

It's shit as expected

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One virgin can’t bring down a Kino film

The only things I liked were the fight scenes between Gipsy Avenger and Obsidian Fury, and the remix of the Pacific Rim theme.

The only thing they got right was casting Scott Eastwood. Too bad his character sucked.

Was this scene cut out or did I just blink and miss it?

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>he doesn’t like Ranger Lambert
*Cringe*

what a faggot

It was cut.

WAR READY
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WAR READY

Trailers were shit
Movie was kino

This chick

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Trailers revealed way too much, especially of the final battle. All trailers together pretty much showed the whole movie. Plus they used shitty music.

I can't believe Mako died for this bitch

Not that bad of a movie ,I think
>Sup Forums BTFO

Sup Boyega!

It bombed.

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It still beat Black Panther and got the number one spot which is something the first one never did

>Beat a movie that's in its 6th weekend
Whoa

The first one was sheer cringe
Charlie Kelly’s character? Jesus chrisf

>that shot of her sweaty post-sex face at the end
HNNNGH

Ah yes, the first needed more teenagers piloting jaegars, and more of the trololol song. That would've made it better!

It needed less Grade A Del Taco cringe, sure
Did you like the FishRape of Water too, my good cuck?

>"BIGGER isn't bad"
This from a 15 year old girl.

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What is this body type called?

Do I have to watch the first to understand this one?

Imagine hating Ender’s Game...

>Le cringe
Embarrassing

The first one’s not worth watching (it bombed)
Just watch a recap

(Studio Executive Meeting)

Jeff: Hi, everyone. I hope you all had a great weekend. I, for one, discovered the joy of anal beads for the first time. It was quite wonderful. George, how was the wedding?

George: She didn't show.

Jeff: Damn. Pass on some of that leftover catering food to me when you get the chance, will ya? Now, on the agenda today is this new Pacific Rim treatment currently in development.

Linda: I thought we were fucking dumping that.

Jeff: We were going to, but we have great merchandising opportunity with these robot and monster things, so a plan must be put in place. Del Toro is mostly out of the picture.

Brad: So, what's the next step, especially if the lead creative voice is missing? The person who made the original film so illuminating and personal?

Jeff: It's simple, Brad. We make it the way we were going to the first time around: artless, devoid of soul, spatial coherency, and quality of acting, special-effects and narrative structure. And we'll hire a big star.

Linda: This is a stupid decision.

Jeff: Too late! It's already on the calendar. Oh, and George, it happens to fall on the five-year anniversary of your other shattered marriage.

George: Why doesn't anyone love me?

Jeff: Meeting adjourned.

>The person who made the original film so illuminating and personal?
Every Nu-male...

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The smoking pic is of Rinko (Mako). Not the Chinese girl.

It sucks. The only redeeming feature of the original was the sense of scale of the fights. In this one it's like action figures punching other. They completely lost that feeling.

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>20

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It is even a dud in China- the elephant graveyard of failed franchises.