Henry Cavill challenges you to a wrestling match

>Henry Cavill challenges you to a wrestling match

What do?

Tell him that him he deserves better than Snydershit. We then make our own Mexican Superman movie.

>Mexican Superman

isn't that actually a thing? or spanish anyway

I'd let him squeeze me half to death between his powerful hairy thighs

Yeah. Gods and Monsters

I lose.

The 90s operator stache was good, this is too much

isn't this more Sup Forumsgay stuff than Sup Forums? anyway, depends on the rules, I don't do die from a broken neck

I accept your challenge sir.
As the challenged I choose Jello wrestling.

>Well you see Henry Cavill, the fact of the matter is, this isn't one of your superhero movies where you can just punch the other guy through a building or fly him to the stratosphere or freeze him with your breath. And once you step into that ring with me, Henry Cavill, once you cross those ropes that separate your world from my world, I'm gonna give you a lethal dose of reality, Henry Cavill.
I mean, if I'm gonna get squashed I might as well get a promo out of it.

Surrender immediately.

Tell him to go fuck off to Sup Forums, because this has nothing to do with comics or cartoons, you are not discussing the movie, just talking about the actor outside of the job.


Kill yourself.

This. Death by super snu snu.

It may only be a tiny bit relevant to comics and much more relevant to movies but if this thread gets gay enough then it definitely will belong on Sup Forums

Low blow then roll up

>Superman is the smallest
what did Henry mean by this?

Accept and then enjoy my inevitable loss by way of muscular, hairy, sweaty, grappling.

>”Only if we’re naked”

Squeeze his butt.

Is Cavill the most handsum guy in capemovies?

Actually Ezra is the smallest, being a 5'11 King of Manlets. All the other guys range from 6'1 (Cavill) to 6'4 (Momoa).

suck his bara tiddies

punch/kick/headbut the faggot in the throat, testicles, nose or temple before he wrecks me utterly with his superior hollywood physique.

#glasscannonthings

Let him assume direct control before hitting him with a ddt.

Become gay.

In some weird way capes are an incredible fit for cinema. Actor abeing secret identities, costumes being roles.
Pics like this pander to my superheroes casually spending time together kink.

DEX > STR

can someone let him know that his facial hair literally degrades his face

Challenge him to an ultimate 1950's dad off. I'll bring the pipes and cherry tobacco and the housecoats. He brings the bourbon and newspapers.

>implying you weren't designed by your parents in colaboration with the fertility clinic/ gene splicing lab of their chosing as a one hundred percent exclusively homosexual child.

stop pretending, you where thoroughly informed at an early age, i have the documents right here.

Strip and oil up like the Greeks.

Open my asshole

Superkick and hit him with a Canadian Destroyer.

what

I agree but demand that fighting attire would be only swimming trunks.
On the day of the fight, I turn up covered with
thick layer of butter. No matter how hard he tries, he can't get a hold of me. He struggles but I'm waiting, conserving my strength, slipping out with minimal effort.
Finally, when he lies all sweaty and exhausted, it's my time to turn the turntables. I grab the trunks and give him a wedgie. He'll probably object and claim it's against the rules. This doesn't bother me in the slightest. I don't care who's declared a winner. I just like butter.

This. Henry deserves much better.

Who took the pic of the pic being taken?

He looks like the guy who's gonna rape you in the shower at the Y.

...

You can't rape the willing, user

Let him check my oil

Is he a draw, though?

Well well well, time to lube up

Try to hide my boner

Henry behaves likes Supes most of the time he deserves to portray him as a character and not just as a half-witted quasi-intellectual concept of bullshit

SAVE
MARTHA

Politely decline. I'd probably get some permanent injury.

Is he playing Soda Popinski in the Punch Out live action?

suck his dick in a no homo way

At this point the only English actor I wouldn't want to fight is Sean Bean. Or any other Yorkshireman for that matter.

Have the most spectacular "loss" of my life.

How do you reckon he'd feel knowing you threw a match just to have his virile, hairy, beautiful body writhing against yours?

Make fun of his bald spot and widow's peak until he collapses in a puddle of his own tears?

He meant he has a small penis.

You MONSTER. You better scoop him up off the floor afterwards, wipe away his tears and kiss his forehead and tell him he's perfect the way he is.

Don't worry, he can always go to one of those quacks that rip it out from the back of his head on plant it on top, though to be honest as curly as that hair is, it's probably pubes already.

So what you're saying is me sniffing his hair during a photo op is the closest I'll get to his dick? Cool.

Probably, but it's something you can put in your dairy.

>in my dairy