Thor meets The Guardians in NEW Infinity War clip

>youtube.com/watch?v=62vLtjw4IB8

>Gamora and Drax lusting after Thor

Based

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Is Drax the new gay avenger?

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>rapid-fire editing
>no room to breathe between shots or lines of dialogue

Fuck me. This is how the whole movie is gonna be, isn't it?

>pic
another meme cgI

>le mean face, guys
>random body
>gag
>rapid cut
>THIS GUY IS ALIVE, AUDIENCE
>homo gag
>cuck gag
not even mad, this is perfect satire

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Stare wares crossoven when?

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>no room to breathe between shots or lines of dialogue
it has to be for just this clip because it's atrocious

you can tell some scene was cut off, they're without breath and saying their endless gags without pause

bump faggots

They have to give the movie a rapid pace to fit all the characters in.

>ywn have this

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Might as well make it a wikipedia entry just saying what happened with a quick summary

How embarrassing.

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does this mean they're going to have a Drax may be gay sub-text from now on.

I hope not, fucking losers.

it was made for the Kids Choice Awards so yeah, probably edited to be shorter

Thank fucking god, that seems like a fucking nightmare.

user your dream life is honestly to live in some fucking suburb with a bunch of screaming kids running around and wearing matching pajamas? lmao wtf

OMG

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I like the Guardians of the Galaxy because unlike everyone else in the mcu they are like 'oh yeah thanos is an asshole everyone knows him. what you've never heard of him?'

Not gay, just extremely literal. He call it as he sees it, thor is handsome and muscular. He is confident enough in his masculinity that he can complement another man without worrying if ppl think he is a fag. Besides we know how he loves to go on and on about how his wife would make him hard as shit.

Wtf are you even talking about

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> judge the entire movie by a preview

i'm glad my novel has a puckered asshole on the cover. you won't buy it.

Fucking kek

in marvel cosmic Thanos is a threat but he's a known threat and isn't perceived as dangerous as he is by the marvel heroes on earth.

I guess you could describe it as guys like Iron Man look at Thanos as an evil god and guys like Drax look at him as a petty warlord.

Isn't that clip literally the ending scenes of both the Guardians and Thor 3 movies clipped together?

man it will be sad when this meme is dead

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This fucking same Indian guy comments on every super hero clip/trailer and is always at the top for some reason.

What did he mean by this?

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what is he laughing about?

Based Ragman.

Who is this man? What does he know and how can we find out?

Jesus christ you sound like an absolute idiot. It's worst than I initially thought. Drax and the rest of the guardians see thanos as a threat just like everyone else. Close your fucking mouth, the soy is dripping out.

Aliens bow to the Rag.

Are you fucking stupid

ya but they don't see him as a mythic being.

FFS the last GOG movie had them pretty much going up against god.

No fucj off. I remember that at the end of Guardiand Thor was slammed into their ship, and at the end of thor it was that scene with him asking them who they were

>he thinks anyone is going to buy it
Top lmao

I'll buy it. this is my favorite album btw

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THEY'RE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND I'M SO UGLY FUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEMFUCKTHEM

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his bro

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lel. i smell meme material

blue Zoe > green Zoe

You are an idiot that can’t read and you didn’t create “soy boy” and you’re not even using it right.

Read it perfectly fine moron. The fact is, they all view thanos the same. If you think they see him as petty and not some serious heavy hitter than you are an idiot. Period. And you smell of newfaggotry.

So yes, you are stupid?

What the fuck happened to Chris Pratt's face at :49? Why is he ugly now?

autistic screeching and cheers for the most basic tired intro setup ?


k

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>you didn’t create “soy boy” and you’re not even using it right

Are you new? Lurk more before commenting on meme usage

>ya but they don't see him as a mythic being.
There's no indication that ANYONE in in these movies thinks Thanos is a fucking god, idiot.

Sounds like headcanon. Especially since we know gamora is scared shit less of what thanos can do and has no doubt expressed it to the others. I was never shown in any film that the guardians view him as a petty warlord. If anything they know his full capabilities more than the avengers and would be more cautious of him. How hard is capeshit for you fools?

>Implying you wouldn't beg Chris Hemsworth to pound your boipucci

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I hate family gatherings anyway. Super boring, have to police what I say, it's just not worth the trouble.

um, serious lack of diversity in this photo... wtf?

>have to police what I say,

That's cuz you are a sorry faggot. You say what the fuck you want especially around your sorry as family. They no doubt think you are a fake pussy already

I'd ask him to wingman for me. He seems like a cool enough guy to do it.

Would save a lot of money.

hope my black valkyrie waifu is okay

>you didn’t create “soy boy”

Who said anything about creating it? And "boy" doesn't have to exclusively follow after "soy". You don't get cool points for using a meme a certain way you fucking redditor

You didn't hear? She gets PURPLED, in the beginning

Lol gamora is literally terrified of him and what he is going to do in the trailer. The only reason drax might not be afriad is because he is a literal idiot. They are probably shitting their pants more than the avengers will be cuz they've heard of his conquests. Stop posting

He calls em like he sees em.

Jesus fucking Christ im jelly

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Why are those kids wearing chokers?

hes lookin old m8

time catches us all

>cheering only at the end
>even though you can tell who it is halfway through the clip

what

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Damn dude you don't have to be such a dick about it

Chris whatareyoudoinbud??

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>ihatewhatiknowicanneverhave

No Valkyrie gets away with a few survivors. Thor, Loki and Hulk stay to fight off Thanos and the Black Order. Hulk gets beaten so badly he gets too scared to turn back into the hulk again. Thor is fucked up and forced to watch (Scene in trailer where he's screaming with Thanos' hand on his head) as Loki gets killed after he offers the tesseract in favor of Thor's life being spared

she ded
but don't worry, she'll probably be resurrected along with everyone else who dies in this movie

At least soyboys have the decency to wait to the end of the clip before their "nerdgasm"

Cuz chokers are sexy

These clips always have chopped up editing to make them shorter.

why is that little loli wearing such an elaborate dress? shit like that should not happen in the real world. it's not natural

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pretty sure everyone stays dead so they gender/race-swap them for the next phase, which also has the huge advantage of allowing them to recast everyone with cheap newcomers

relax, she's probably into visual kei

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>BIG
>ASGARDIAN
>COCK

anybody craving this shit, you'd be sorely dissapointed by the result. Its draining as fuck, its only good for a picture, the reality is fucking hell.

anyone know the names of the two young guys behind the santa? and the guy upper-left at the back?

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>that sexy sexy dog
hhhnnnngggghhhhhhhh

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Got goosebumps lads

Welcome to Hollywood bitch

All quips no substance

Not just this, but muscular to his race is beauty, so of course he would be praising someone by noting they are muscular.

:O

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>starlord and thor kissing sexing passionately
>winter soldier walks in

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Looks like kino to me boys

definitively this

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How do I get Zoe bros :(. Realistically what are my options

Be white

>Thanos finds Loki Hulk and Thor after the events of Thor Ragnarok
>he kills Loki, throws Hulk down to earth and tosses Thor into space where the guardians find him

Fun great pic
On a side note I love Miley

jealous. these posters are very likely to be

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I always spend xmas alone. i do wonder what its like to have people around

who are you quoting idiot?

Is pretty cozy, unless you hate them

>when you notice groot off to the side not giving a shit about thor on the table, just playing his game

Kino on our hands lads

That’s just the effects of the Australian sun.

Is the mouse Jewish or Hitler? He can’t be both