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Weiss is shit
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/ss/ time
t. Fanus Minority.
Shitley, please.
Still not /ss/
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ozpin abuses jaune during his training
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what's that replacement penny girl's name again? it's not pyhrra, my head keeps telling me pyhrra
I was mildly disappointed that she wasn't at the press conference. But then, Lisa is probably too famous to go to that. VNN probably sent a junior reporter.
God, I want Yang to show up punch this dyke so hard in the cunt that she explodes.
What kind of faunus companion would you like to have in your adventures on remnant?
Hot.
I think the only logical explanation at this point is that they REALLY did not want him joining and basically cut him off from all the info about it.
This of course something to have gone shit creek sideways with the Arc family’s hunting carrer
kitty snuggle
surprised i haven't seen an unforeseen consequences joke
Parents probably kept shit from him so they could raise him as a civilian
I'm into muscle girls, but this is too far.
You have just gotten Raven pregnant, what do you do?
>human faunus
I look forward to the angst
ruby
When will Jaune use his fucking hoodie?
Watch in both awe and terror as she aborts it herself.
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Abort it. She's like in her 40s which greatly increases the risks of having a retarded downie for a kid
Skip town on her to fight an evil emperor.
Raise the kid because she wouldn't.
I hope Weiss gets a new sword or just starts using her summoning till she gets hers back.
That would be dope.
If I had to choose, I would say a lizard or snake fanus. Simply because they'd be cool as fuck.
When M&K finally let him be edgy
As long as she saves some for Cinder.
Goddamn, the bandit camp is fucked. FUCKED!
Jaune tries to talk to Ozpin and expose his bias.
Ozpin immideately retreats into the depth of Oscar's mind.
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join astra miltarum, it would be safer than this shit
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
RUBY'S NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH OSCAR
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PURE
and then they let him go to a huntsman academy anyway, while also not having any knowledge or training?
>Mama and Papa Arc really, really did not want Jaune to be a huntsman.
For what purpose?
Say I need to go buy some cigarettes.
A Darkskinned Redheaded Tiger if im feeling degenerate
If I want a bro. A goat Fanus. With traits that make him look like a Saytr
I dont want him to be Edgy thats horrible
>implying Juane isn't going to be quiet and do exactly what he's told like a good little bitch
>Jac isn't a true Schnee though
Well, he didn't exactly say "fathered by Jacques".
>Weiss' mom takes a 9 month business trip to "evaluate consumer interest in dust-infused liquor products" at various bars and clubs
There's a difference between raising someone as a civilian and not letting them know about a core Remnant trait that's common knowledge to everyone and has literally no downsides to being unlocked
>Ozpin is going to train RNJR.
Who's ready for the training Arc?
She's not as pure as you think. I mean, could anyone other than a deviant pull this face?
Haha your waifu is gonna fuck another man
Is that a euphemism for "I want Yang to fist her until she climaxes"? I can't tell anymore.
>Little cute boi ozpin
I want Nora to sandwich him between her breasts and Ren's cock
Better than him being a sadsack beta
Maybe Papa Jaune is dead or happened to grandpa arc.
It's fine user, chill.
>Goat fanus with massive horns.
>Uses them to ram people in fights.
is jaune going to end up in a relationship with his right hand?
You think that's lewd?
>/ss/
user, please take this superior version.
Definitely wants her climax to explode her guts over everyone.
You mean Whitley's right hand?
blake but with her mom's hair
Yes, a karmic ending for missing his chance with Pyrrha
> /ss/
Possibly to preserve the family name through jaune. If he died, the remaining arcs would be women and would lose the title upon marriage.
Are you sure you know Jaune well? He ain't a quiet beta with his tongue shoved up into his own ass. He's a hysterical alpha in training.
>Beta
What? how is he a beta?
Most punchable face in the entire Remnant
God no. Those are universally horrible
God I want Yang to kiss her and for them to deepthroat the other's tongue.
They'll call anything /ss/ these days
Jaune and Suffering is OTP.
Ruby's still a Rose though.
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Paranoid or falseflagger?
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He's not going to be some stupid edgy cunt no matter how much you greentext either.
Superior White.
>Literally the only eligible heir to a legacy.
>Don't want him to live up to that legacy.
>Just want the name.
Fuck that man. Those people sound like scum.
Do you know words other than "edgy" or is your lexicon that utterly miserable?
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I don't think Jacques would take kindly to Whitley doing cosplay, it'd be kind of hard to explain
She's no Weiss but she is qt.
Did you colour that, user? Very nice work, if so!
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>still thinking that the Arc family exists
>Finally faced with the guy who allowed Pyrrahs death to come to be.
>Find out the fuckers just chilling in some dudes body as death means nothing to him.
So what is the response towards this man who was partially responsible for taking one of the few goods in your life.
>Oh ok. Also please train me Sempai!!!
I want someone to call out Jaune on his nightly self-torture sessions.
Of course they do. I'd assume the bodies are somewhere decomposing.
Jaune needs to be more French
t-thanks
>Jaune forged a family tree
What didn't Jaune make up? Is his name even Jaune?
>getting buttblasted when your stupid headcanon gets insulted
They ever say Taiyang married Summer?
You know, I think what I liked the most was the fact that Ozpin seems genuinely pleased at the idea of teaching RNJR.
God that would be th e angstiest thing possible.
PLEASE M&K WHEREVER YOU ARE DO IT!!!!
From what time period?
ok we all can agree that jaune's OTP is suffering, but which route should it go?
-jaune is suffering and stays pussy
-jaune is suffering and becomes better huntsman
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So we are getting more character huntsmen?
He by all accounts seema like a good guy. Its just hes a massive fuck up who is a little to hasty to ise people as his chess pieces