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(please upload all post-Voyager script ideas so we can have them ready when CBS sells the IP)
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>post voyager scripts
Have the pilot be admiral janeway going back in time and creating a plot device that negates Std AND the JJ/Kelvinverse
The last number of your post determines the amount of lights you see. Those who get the right amount get released back to the Federation under the accords of the Treaty of Algeron. Dubs gets the remote control.
YOU ARE SIX YEARS OLD! WEAK AND HELPLESS!
>Commander Data you've disobeyed a direct order!
>Captain, I can not stand by and watch you dismantle these limited edition Hasbro toys.
WTF was up with this episode?
Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did everything right.
>Three Miranda class starships destroyed, five officers dead, two in intensive care, a chroniton particle leak across five sectors, Cardassians threatening war and so many fish in my ready room that every cat on board the ship now lives underneath my desk! Do you have anything to add to the report Mr. Data?
>You read it all Captain
>That's what I thought. I have no choice. You're promoted to First Officer.
Pike
>WTF was up with this episode?
Why do you believe sticking up for your own kind is a bad thing?
Why do you want to destroy diversity by having all races mix together?
WHY WHY WHY?!
keep rollin rollin rollin
>COME ON
NOOOOO
Wow, he does have a Jeff Hunter vibe to him.
They should unironically have Tom Hardy play Picard in a TNG reboot.
Who would Boddicker be? Riker?
>Then you wish to copulate?
That is the exact line from that exact scene from that exact frame. Yes, I like Voyager.
People who hate Voyager always use the line
>hur seven was nothing but t&a
when the only thing the catsuit does is give her buffed up titties.
There are so many other shows from that period that gave us more breast exposure than that catsuit. In fact, it shows less skin than 90% of anything else you could wear. There's not even cameltoe. It just shows off her incredible figure.
Annorax
Pavel, when the plane fell.
explain this slut
explain further
Uh, you don't get to bring holograms.
So could we theoretically get a nude scene from the Disco cast in season 2? They already showed Klingon boobs and said 'fuck'. Imagine Tilly from the side
Exocomps are behind it all
You think Picardo hit that?
I mean with words and stuff
everybody did. that was her only role on board. at that point in ST history, starfleet officers fucked everything but borg.
>assassination plot
>sexy aliens
>worf cameo as..... worf
>Kirk kicking someone's kneegenitals in
>mfw
seven was just a shitty alternative version of data
>humans are so weird this does not compute teeheehee! look at my tight boobies! write more episodes for me brannon and I'll suck your cock :3 how come no one else has sexy photoshoots?
It was Dax all along!
it all makes sense now. getting with worf was just another plot to disrupt the peace
Listening to Shatner get choked up as well as the way he describes what it's like to watch a friend die and trying to process the universe without them is truly moving to me.
>youtube.com
>"Tricky" Rick Berman wrote this episode
what the FUCK
>I want to use Jim Carrey for this episode
>He's too expensive sir
>Well then get me his cheaper direct to dvd counterpart
HU-MON PLAY DOM JOT
HU-MON
sounds like a great alternative version of Data to me
>teeheehee! look at my tight boobies!
Why would you mischaracterise her in such manner?
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It's a promotional shot.
before S3, I was expecting her to be just an amazing body, but she's actually one of the best characters in VOY. Her inability to appreciate hierarchy, her wierd borg patriotism, her autistic attitude to social interactions are interesting explorations of what it'd be like for an assimilated human to reintegrate with othe humans, and Jeri Ryan is a competent actress as well as having an amazing body.
>mischaracterise
>sex appeal - the character
>gets other actress fired because they want boobs in spandex on the screen to haul in more viewers
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>the chad Picardo vs the virgin Siddiq
>sex appeal - the character
This is a mischaracterisation. She barely even showed any skin and rarely got romance scenes.
>gets other actress fired
No, I'm almost certain that was Rick Berman, who didn't like the Kes character and was also planning on firing Garett Wang until he got into some irrevelant magazine.
>she's such a great character!
>such a great actress!
>...
>as well as having an amazing body.
every seven of nine discussion in a nutshell. gotta congratulate braga and berman to fuse the lowest form of fanservice with borg fanservice.
and voyager faggots actually ate it up.... pathetic
So your argument that she said 'teeheehee! look at my boobies' are promotional shots that aren't even a part of the actual show?
she literally got fired to make room in the budget for seven of nine, who coincidentally fucked brannon braga.
>This is a mischaracterisation.
>walks across the room in tight spandex, making nerds like you fantasize with saliva dropping from your lips
You're a boring poster and by extension a boring person.
Firing Kes was a good idea and made Neelix less annoying.
Firing Wang would have been ok as well. He was boring and would have served a greater purpose in being an unexpected main cast death, like Tasha Yar in TNG.
Sounds like Berman did nothing wrong in these cases.
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>Sounds like Berman did nothing wrong
In many instances, Berman did a lot right, like repurposing Gene's wacky ideas for early TNG and maybe even I don't know grabbing a few 17 or 18 ideas from B5 to make a part of his new pilot for the upcoming Star Trek show.
>ywn feed Seven her first post-assimilation bite of food while telling her to "chew chew chewchewchew" like a good Talaxian
feels bad man
If they only wanted a T&A character for 7, why wouldn't they get someone prettier?
Voyager should've never been made. It was the example of Berman getting too high off the success of TNG, wanting to use its momentum before people forget Trek again. Its sloppy writing, shitty characters as well as nonsensical attempts at topping what came before, are just exmples of how not to do things.
Thankfully, it is regarded as such, and will always remain the lowpoint of Star Trekā¢
the actress slept with braga. thats really all you need to know about why she exists
Ok, to put it another way, she's a more interesting character than ... well anyone else on VOY apart from maybe the doctor. You do have a point about fanservice but she also is better written than most other VOY characters.
I never said she was a 'great' actress, merely a 'competent' one, and I'm not a voyfag. I see VOY as a flop thst was in dire need of something to improve it by S03 and Seven was a reasonable effort at that.
I don't care, it still feels more like a real Trek show than Discovery
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You're responding to our resident shitposter. You'll know this when he keeps repeating something you said then creating a strawman around specific pieces of it out-of-context
>mfw I was in a cage
>mfw I was in some kind of zoo
I think you live in an empty, angry existence devoid of any happiness and I feel sorry for you.
>it still feels more like a real Trek show than Discovery
discovery is unironically better than voy
>has its own style, such as TNG had its own style when departing from the TOS era.
>whereas VOY was simply the last unimaginative remnant of the TNG style
>unfucks klingons
>lorca alone was a better character than all of VOY combined
>better story
brainmen hurt me real bad
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Yes, she's very attractive.
God I miss TOS. I love TNG and DS9 but the unique style of TOS was just great.
That's why I love ENT as well. It tried to do something unique and on its own. Havent watched STD yet tho, but I'm a bit scared.
The anti-Voyager poster works tirelessly, almost to no end day and night to see that you must suffer his wrath!
Remember your posts got banned last time you spammed the thread just repeating the same thing so I'd caution you to start posting something original.
of course, thats why shes on the show in the first place
>but she also is better written than most other VOY characters
perks of sucking the lead writer's cock I presume...
i dont blame Mulgrew one bit
i dont even know what you're talking about. but have you seen the amazing promo shots of seven of nine in this thread? i'd be happy to guide you to them.
Context?
the REAL Jeri Ryan
You're replying to the dude sperging out in every thread about something.
The only thing you should reply to him is
>lol calm down
im sad now that its over. i really learned to apprecite the unique style of the movies on my journey.
>Anonymous, this nutrient supplement you have provided me with appears to have a very high concentration of proteins
>Of course, it's one of the most important dietary requirements of the humanoid species
>And what exactly is the proper procedure for ingesting this.....substance?
>Well, the first thing that you need to do is smear it on your face
>I beg your pardon?
>It's all part of the consumption ritual
>Why do no other foods require this to be done?
>Because none other have the nutrients in such prolific abundance
>Very well
>Excellent. Now you have to clean it off with your finger and then suck the digit clean
>Would it not be easier to consume it in one go?
>Some may find the taste a little pungent and since this is your first time I wouldn't want you to be overwhelmed
>Understandable
>Oh yeah, that's the way, lick it up you filthy bitch
>What?
>What?
>A-user, you aren't deriving some sort of perverse e-enjoyment from this are you?
>Of course not. Now be a good girl and don't waste a drop.
>mfw
I'll try to contain my disappointment
>/trek/
>around 50-70ips
>voy /trek/
>17ips
explain this
GOING FROM A TO B
FECKEN DAERTS
The only way they could bring my boy down was to shoot him in the back. He even mollywopped a Vulcan broad, no small feat considering their enhanced strength and endurance.
how physically strong are the other races meant to be? as i imagine klingons are the strongest followed by the romulans and vulcans, with humans (not that theyre weak but everyone else is so much stronger than them) in last
based
Vulcans are MUCH stronger than Klingons. Klingons are about on par with humans strengthwise, perhaps slightly stronger, but are FAR more resilient. Its all the redundant organs, you see. Bloodwine is 7 times stronger than whiskey and they drink it like its gatorade.
Man, that was great.
>Vulcans are much stronger than Klingons
Makes sense now that I think about it, otherwise they would never get blown the fuck out in hand to hand combat like they do sometimes
>gif
Get gud fag
Can you post 8 of 9 and 9 of 9 screenshot 1's? ;)