YOU CRASHED A BROOMSTICK RIGHT INTO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE AND SET THREE DEMENTORS LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. YOU'RE GODDAMN LUCKY VOLDEMORT AGREED NOT TO SUE. POTTER, YOU'RE OFF THE FORCE
YOU CRASHED A BROOMSTICK RIGHT INTO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE AND SET THREE DEMENTORS LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC...
Sebastian Hill
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Jayden Rogers
Why was the chief such an asshole in that movie?
Ian Torres
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Josiah Ramirez
HOWEVER
Michael Jones
"Deh!"
Owen Reed
SARUMAN THE WHITE
Tyler Thompson
We are unlucky to witness one of the dullest shitpostings in the history of Sup Forums shitpostings. Seriously each post following the Voldemort grimace and his ridiculous cry of "Deh!" as dehfags post assorted memes has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the memes’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make dehposting unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when mods vetoed the idea of banning the dehposting; they made sure the memes would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously inexhaustible shit content for this board. The dehposting might be anti-Potter (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Sup Forums posting in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. However, unfortunately, we still have to.
>a-at least first 50 times were good though
"No!"
The meme is dreadful; the idea was terrible. As I lurked, I noticed that every time a dehfag posted a meme, another dehfag replied to him with the phrase "BASED."
I began marking in the text file every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had my file size reached several dozen kilobytes. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of dehposting by one of the baneposters. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are dehposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to post Bane." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you post "deh" memes you are, in fact, trained to banepost.
Brayden Lee
I love this stuff.
Joseph Baker
>It was revenge for Peter Pettigrew, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Bellatrix was a Death Eater and Sirius wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the cousins. It was real Lestrange shit. They even pushed Sirius through the veil so his godson couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
Brody Allen
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Henry Wright
AHHHHHH SANSA SAVE ME
Parker Cruz
New pasta, based.
Zachary Watson
>and your other wand
Grayson Clark
After crashing this atrocious series into the world of literature and setting one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises on the public, JK Rowling should be goddamn lucky she still gets revenue. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Benjamin Reyes
BASED
Christian White
New pasta based on the "dullest shitposting" pasta based on the "deh" pasta and "dullest franchise" pasta.
BASED
Colton Peterson
Great intro, holy shit.
Robert Peterson
based dullest franchise poster
Parker Cook
based based posters
Aaron Cruz
MMMMMM *braaaap* Oh no dont mind me, I *braaaaaaap*
fug my stinky bussy someone
Landon Young
underrated
Lucas Parker
kino komment
Jeremiah Cooper
OH NO NO NO NO
Ayden Ward
Harry Potter was always for faggy little pussy kids.
>daddy i wanna be a witch for halloween
heh fucking fags
Carter Morales
autism
Jeremiah Green
Joshua Hernandez
Can't even remember it this is the shooped version
Aaron Roberts
It is, could of fooled me though goddamn.
Brody Green
DARING
SYNTHESIS
Ethan Anderson
Didn't you mean DEHING SYNTHESIS
Mason Sanchez
Quadehs
Brayden King
BASEDEH THREAD
Sebastian Mitchell
Which is the original quote?
Robert Watson
These threads are deh only reason I come on the website anymore 2bh
Carson Rodriguez
>Quadehs
Henry Smith
Post ur fav harry potter monster
Luke Campbell
Dehmentors
Ryder Russell
Isaiah Morgan
>"You know, Harry, with great magical might comes great responsibility. Salazar Slytherin called it "A Wizard's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Voldemort looks directly at the camera.
>"The muggles, the squibs, the mudbloods...It's our responsibility to rule them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the whomping willow. The Age of the Magic is near, Harry. We'll have every muggle in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me avada kedavra'd by my own magic wand this very night if I'm wrong. God bless Death Eaters."
Nathaniel Robinson
Noah Hall
Potter that wizard was a cunt hair away from retirement right before you blasted him into a shower of guts with your wand. I've spoken to the D.A. You're off the case. Hand in your wand and get the fuck outta my office.
..oh and Potter? if I ever see you again, I'll kill you myself.
Matthew Thompson
Damn, didn't know Raimi dehrected one of the films
Carter Gomez
Harry, did you put your FUCKING name in the Goblet of Fire? Tell me the fucking truth you little cocksucking bitch and maybe I won't introduce your fucking teeth to my boot.
You think you're faster than me, Harry? You think I won't put you in the fucking ground before you even get your wand out? Fucking try me.
Xavier Foster
HARRY DEHD YA PUT YER NAME IN DEH GOBLET OF FIYAH?
Carter Robinson
Gold jews.
Dylan Lopez
Yes yes good thread, however
Levi Baker
Avadeh Kedehvra
Brayden Jackson
Jesus Christ kek
Lincoln Rogers
Grindehlwald: for deh greater good
Brandon Martin
DEEEHHHH!!!!
Jonathan Wood
That's a big head
David Lewis
How did the meme fucking come to this?
I swear, Sup Forums keeps surprising me.
Angel Watson
Some guy kept saying "deh" and the rest was history
Leo Barnes
What did it start with, LoTR?
Carson Cox
GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS
Josiah Murphy
>You know, Harry, with great magical prowess comes great responsibility. Salazar Slytherin called it "Sorcerer's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the wizard to discipline the muggle.
>Sirius looks directly at the camera.
>"The squibs, the goblins, the elves...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the Whomping Willow. The Day of the Rope is near, Harry. We'll have every goblin in this country dead or in Azkawitz in 10 years, and may God have me killed by tripping and falling behind a mirror this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the UK Independence Party."
Josiah Diaz
Don't corrupt my pasta, it's "seriously" not "directly"
Samuel Cox
More like "Siriusly", am i right?
Zachary Nguyen
kino moment
Bentley Bennett
t. Sam Raimi
Sebastian White
It was a different time.
Andrew Jenkins
>Harry... I like to piss on house elfs
What did he mean by this?
Ryder Gray
underrated
Owen Peterson
hahahahah could imagine being an elf if harry did this to you hahaha so gross!!! couldn't even imagine it hahahah
Connor Stewart
>Potter, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year with the Triwizard Tournament, you understand? That's my policy.
>Yeah well, when a convicted death eater is conducting a dark ritual with intent to ressurect Lord Voldemort, I avada kedavra the bastard - that's my policy.
Adrian Evans
"Dirty" Harry Potter: Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Malfoy? Don’t even go there! You know as well as I do, I’ve literally been there, done that, bought the broomstick and to be honest with you at the end of the day when push comes to shove and it all boils down to it if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Know what I mean, Drake? Basically, what I’m trying to say is with all due respect between you and me being an Auror is not rocket science, it’s about breaking the mold, thinking outside the box, giving it 110% 24/7. And I think we can all agree the pay suck but, hey, it’s a job. You gotta do what you gotta do. Just remember you’re doing it for the people and there’s no “I” in . . . you get the picture.
Draco "Drake" Malfoy: Is that all you got?
Harry Potter: I’m just getting started.
Draco Malfoy: You just don’t get it, do you? How long have we known each other? We go back a long way, don't we? I’ve got a confession to make… Harry, I... I-I...
Harry Potter: I know. Shut up and kiss me.
Dylan Gray
Ba dum DEH!
Liam White
Hold
On, Malfoy.
We'll get you your points.
Everything will be fine.
Very soon, the house cup will finally be yours.
Everything will be just fine.
Relax.
Ian Long
>Yeah, fuck you, too.
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole school and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandling elves, grubbing for socks, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck Mr. Filch limping down the corridors with his rancid cat. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the ghosts hovering around in their decrepit clothes, spectral blood gushing out their necks and stinking up my day. Poltergeists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Gryffindor boys with their waxed chests and doping quidditch players. Going down on each other in their comfy common room, jingling their brooms on my Channel 77.
Fuck the Hogsmeade grocers with their pyramids of overpriced butterbeer and their beef pasties wrapped in plastic. Thousand years in the country, still not serving whiskey?
Fuck the residents in Knockturn Alley. Death eater wannabes sitting in cafés, sipping lemon juice in little glasses, worm tails between their teeth. Cursin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the white-haired trolley cunt, strolling up and down the Hogwarts Express in her dirty grandma clothes. Selling the fucking lot to a single kid every trip!
Fuck the Gringotts bankers. Self-styled masters of the universe. figuring out new ways to rob hard working wizards blind. Send those goblin assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Fudge and Umbridge didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break!
Fuck the Weasleys. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' brooms, books and cloaks in the school. And don't even get me started on the Hufflepuffs, because they make the Weasleys look good.
Fuck the Diagon Alley ladyboys with their manly faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched from the Polyjuice potion. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Lincoln Bennett
Fuck the Astronomy Tower Ravenclaws. They never pass the quaffle, they don't want to play beaters, they dive five km on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the snake man. Voldemort died 16 years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt aurors with their anus violating wands and their 41 stupefies, standing behind a blue wall of silencio. You betray our trust!
Fuck the headmasters who put their hands down some innocent child's robes. Fuck the ministry that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck Dumbledore! He got off easy! A dead sister, 150 years in power, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned wizards for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Azkaban, Albus!
Fuck Sirius Black, the Order of the Phoenix, and backward-ass, Grimmauld-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere.
Fuck Harry Potter, whining malcontent.
Fuck Vincent Crabbe, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Pansy Parkinson. I gave her my snake and she Crucio'd me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless smugness, standing behind that elf and cheering the Deatheaters.
Fuck this whole school and everyone in it. From the long tables of the Great Hall to the Room of Requirement on the seventh floor. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin' ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
>No. No, fuck you, Draco Malfoy. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
Jeremiah Reyes
YOURE A LOOSE CANNON POTTER, BUT GODDAMN IF YOU DONT DELIVER RESULTS, TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
Connor Sanchez
>Harry I want to piss on you
What do?
Carter Sanders
Dumbledore: 92 465 Galleons. That's how much an unmarked broomstick costs this department. That's the third goddamned broom you trashed this month.
Harry Potter: Voldemort.
Dumbledore: What?
Harry Potter: It's his Death Eaters who hexed the broom, why don't you send him the bill?
Brandon Scott
Harry: You're not Luna...
Aiden Hernandez
Top deh
Blake Diaz
Post Luna
Brandon Carter
youtube.com
UHHH~ WELL DONE~
Nicholas Stewart
>all this over the 5 point bonus
Michael Gray
I picked the wrong week to stop eating lemon drops
Camden Thomas
what the fuck
Nathaniel Cooper
4head.
Nolan Jackson
I
Please don't miss my mouth.
Jordan Miller
>choosing a brown eyed actress to play the mudblood
Should I say... Pottery.
Hudson Sanchez
ALL ABOARD THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS
Evan Barnes
It's from goodfellas
Easton Flores
Kino
Isaiah Wright
LISTEN 'ERE HAGRID YE FAT OAF
IM NOT A FOCKING WIZARD
Christian Cruz
i love how yesterday the book list was only half deh's
Xavier Anderson
>She has a wand in her urethra
Henry Nelson
Juan Davis
I have to do this.
Tyler Gray
Honestly was kino
Dominic Smith
Lincoln Robinson
DROP THE STICK PUNK
HAND OVER THOSE COINS
AND THE OWL
Michael Mitchell
DUMBLY GETS WHACKED
Kevin Adams
>And the other owl
Elijah Kelly
>and your other owl
Juan Stewart
Have we finally reached peak autism?
Bentley Wright
Seriously this whole thread. At the end of every weekend a thread like this happens. kino from start to finish.
Jason Smith
How did I not see it coming?