Pick the first Sup Forums character you see out from your picture folder or wherever you store images on your comp
You now have to treat them to a dinner and they must find the dinner satisfactory or you will be killed by an angry Shaggy Blanco, Superman Thought Robot and Popeye eating Spinach who are surveying the dinner.
You have no third options, you cannot harm or kill or mindrape, hypnotize, sexually arouse them, nor can you get aid from them or anyone else you can buy your food from the nearest Walmart or the closest restaurant in a 5 miles radius from where you live.
how easy or hard is this?
mine was this so Im completely fucked.
Jason Allen
>Open Folder >Courage is right there
I'll cook him a steak.
Mason Hall
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Connor Watson
Well, this one is easy. Robots don't even eat.
Aiden Howard
ihhhh OIL
did you forget she drinks that?
Tyler Hughes
>Lapis With the way her personality is now, my ass will be on the waitor's silver plate.
Nathan Foster
Where the hell am I gonna find Energon this time of year?
Robert Williams
Oh, right. In that case I'd look up the best kind of oil and give her that.
Angel Torres
This is bullshit.
Gabriel Martin
oh come on
Guess I invite her to karaoke and watch as she has a great evening with herself or something
Joshua Gonzalez
ah....but did she enjoy the FOOD?
Bentley Sullivan
she can see into the future so would probably say yes if she had a good time.
Jack Gonzalez
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Isaac Campbell
There is a real nice Greek place just down the road. Pretty sure some kokkinisto and wine will go down perfectly well.
I still try to fuck the cat, though.
Landon Smith
I think I have a pretty good chance. Reginald likes a lot of simple foods. He's been picky about some foods in the past, but I can probably get around any risk by shaping the food to look like his face and writing "Reginald is great" on it. The only problem would be if he could find something silly wrong with it that'd be a better punchline.
Nathan Hall
should be easy, i'll make her nachos and cupcakes
Sebastian Bell
I'd interpret the rules as "not on a first date". Wine and dine her, show her a good time. Rules don't state anything about any other activities, so have dinner AFTER the activity. Movie, carnival/fair, play, museum, zoo, whatever. Just play it cool, make her laugh/smile a bit, and it won't matter so much how the dinner is. Your taste in food and cats is excellent, by the way.
Ethan Harris
>you can buy your food from the nearest Walmart
Easiest thing ever; just go the snack aisle and fill the cart with chips and cheese dip.
Luke Hernandez
Krusty Krab it is
Liam Mitchell
Ah. Clearly, this world is new to her, so zoo or some manner of art (show, movie, concert etc.) would be informative and fun.
Also, thank you. Plague of Gripes, GFD, and Watatanza do the best art of her in my opinion. As for the Greek place, I've yet to try some of the things on the menu that are apparently their specialties. Thinking next time it'll be saganaki, lamb chops, and retsina.
Cooper Butler
I'll feed him some crab I guess. Or maybe some Octopussy..
Owen Davis
Uhh... l guess l could feed him anything that wasn't made out of regenerating flesh... A simple sandwich with non-Limbo meat!
Gabriel Cook
Steak rubbed down with ground senzu bean and black pepper, and salt.
Aiden Ward
Wow, all I need to do is burn some ramen and I'm good.
Dominic Martinez
How the fuck can i have a satisfactory dinner with out sexual arousal from these two?
Zachary Garcia
Just gotta get some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
Angel Bennett
Do dinners really need to be devoid of sexual arousal to be satisfactory?
David Myers
>Homer Simpson last time i checked, he'll shove anything down his gullet, so I think I'm good.
Justin Walker
Uh hed be happy as long as your nice to him and give him hugs soo, Breakfast house?
Jeremiah Butler
But how will you afford to feed him enough? If you take him to an all you can eat buffet, he'll eat it all, and then get kicked out and enter a legal battle trying to sue the restaurant for not having enough food to answer to his bottomless appetite.
Owen Young
Not sure if she'd be vegan or ravenously carnivorous. I would attempt to play it safe and make swordfish soup or something like that. Pescatarians are still a thing right?
Austin Morgan
Oh fuck me
Jaxson Jenkins
I feel like his standards are both impossibly high and pardoxically immensely low I have no idea what to do to make him guaranteed to be satisfied, one small thing wrong would make him hate everything.
Justin Walker
Oh fuck... Uh..I guess I go to a food truck with them?
Cameron Baker
how much food would I even need for a decent dinner?
Mason Long
Does Ruby even eat
Kevin Long
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Christian Scott
Uhhhhh... Steak and a nice whisky?
Thomas Martin
I'd attempt to give him a pat on the head and pray he doesn't kill me. I don't think he even needs to eat either.
William Jenkins
That's a good question. Since Garnet likes to "eat sometimes" according to Greg, witch gem does she get her liking of food from? I personally think it's Sapphire, since she's so regal and high class, it would be a funny contrast to her personality.
Jose Evans
>Ruby's aspects keeps Garnet from scarfing down food.
>Sapphire is actually a glutton but every time she has defused she's never around food so it has yet to come up.
Jason Sanders
>italian restaurant about 4 miles away ez pz
James Lewis
One watermelon steven for every moon.
Jack Hughes
You could just give him a kiss goodnight
Jeremiah Adams
> first Sup Forums related picture Okay. `find ~/Pictures/ |shuf |head` .... well it's Sup Forums related but I don't think this works.
Samuel Long
This is easymodo, Punished Jack would probably be happy if I gave him some instant noodles, let alone actually tried.
John Wright
ok then.
>coastal region, probably tropical beach >starting at sunset, ending at night >steven sized watermelons >some nice torches
I guess I'd win this one
Dylan Williams
I'll just give him some canned bread
Noah Long
I turn on a light and hand him a glass of water.
Henry Perez
well i would just want to talk to her and do what she wants.
Dylan Davis
I guess we could go to a comedy place that serves food and that sort of shit? Guess it could work with her original too.
Cooper Nguyen
Easy. Just get the best cheese, tea and crackers I can.
Bentley Taylor
>Misses Puffy I take her for sponge cake
Jackson Reed
I'm gonna pretend I only have to take Kamala to dinner.
It shouldn't be too hard to find a place that serves Muslims. Worst comes to worst, we can pig out on French fries.
Cameron Robinson
god damn this is too easy
Liam Reyes
to the candy factory! easy.
Aaron Lopez
Probably beer and a steak
Jeremiah Campbell
Well this will just be charming
Michael Robinson
>Two-Face
Easy. A double cheeseburger, twice baked potatoes, a tall pint of Dos Equis, and for dessert, a banana split, featuring two generous dollops of double chocolate ice cream from the Two Scoops Creamery. And of course, I'd send him off with a stick of Doublemint gum to freshen his breath.
Xavier Bennett
Easy enough.
Camden Powell
Prepare some jelly glazed salmon and I dont know some white wine.
James Adams
Just have to feed him some fish flakes for heads in jars.
Maybe accompany that by telling him I set some wiretaps for hime.
Joseph Sanders
I don't even know if he's capable of liking anything.
Colton Gray
Mine's Pearl and Rose. This would have been hard if it was just Pearl, but since she can't stop hanging off Rose's pussy, she'll eat anything Rose says is on the menu.
Rose probably really likes pizza. Pearl likes to eat Pink Quartz Pussy.
Josiah Price
Wow. I got the one man who's entire character is that he can literally never be satisfied. What a set-up.
Adrian Hernandez
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Gabriel Allen
EZ
Brayden Perry
I am pretty much dead
Carson Ortiz
I WISH THE DUTCHMAN WAS A VEGETARIAN!
Mason Martin
I hope she likes pizza.
Charles Barnes
I guess I cook a dog or whatever it is chinese people eat.
Asher Cruz
I'd order in pizza from Jet's. One just extra cheese the other meat lovers. We would eat as much as we could while shitposting on Sup Forums
Mason Hughes
K.O. would be pretty happy with just about anything. Rad and Enid might be a bit harder to impress. I’m pretty sure they’d all be pretty happy with just the pizza place nearby
Luke Sanders
Jokes on you, I can cook Indian food and she's thicc.
Grayson Butler
I don't think it would be that hard. Maybe just some garlic bread, spaghetti, and cupcakes.