What if Titanic got remade today?
>Let the white men drown
>Only black bulls and white women on the boats
What if Titanic got remade today?
Thomas Roberts
Jacob Parker
The catalyst for the event wouldn't be a big white glacier but an even bigger black rock.
Christian Fisher
But they were no niggers on the ship, how would you change that?
Ryder Collins
Brayden Fisher
hahaha
funny original thread
haha
Lincoln Mitchell
kek
Benjamin Brown
>look at all these interracial couples coming abroad my ship
James Nelson
Making jam is quite stressful.
Christopher Cooper
more like
>Now that all these white vermin are aboard we can set sail for the Iceburg of Justice. fufufufufufu
number one! set sail asap. the sooner we sink these the sooner ((they)) can fully take over the world!
>*looks directly into the camera*
>whites of all countries it is time for us to pass on control of this world as our time is at an end, only our deaths can guarantee the survival of the planet! join us in eternal slumber beneath the waves! Use a bathtub is necessary.
Jayden Ortiz
>What if Titanic got remade today?
Everyone on the boat would be africans who escaped slavery and it wouldn't sink they'd get rescued by other africans
Ryder Martin
A woman would try warning all of them they were about to hit an iceberg, but everyone would just assume her "womanly emotions" were getting to her. Then she'd make it on a lifeboat, watching the ship sink as Tyrone comforts her.
Kayden Baker
umm abit late sweetie
Charles Collins
>Use a bathtub if necessary
Mason Sanchez
>first part of the movie is a black female engineer warning the men and captain that the ship isn't safe
>iceberg first gets spotted by a muslim immigrant who's only awake because he's praying
>second part of the story focuses on the female engineer's efforts to save others, ending in her being rescued by the muslim
Matthew Morales
Looks like jereny corbyn cosplaying as captain birdseye desu
Grayson Martin
>white men drunkenly laugh at the muslim african engineer who had to dress up as a white male to get educated at cambridge and also shes a lesbian
>"BUT THE ICEBERG IS RIGHT THERE"
>shutup slave girl the white men yell as they mock her by pointing at their genitals. this is the only iceberg on these waters they laugh at her
>the brave goddess with tears running down xis face says i tried to save all of you white men and you have only yourselves to blame, they continue to laugh
>she runs to the top of the ship and screams for all the women and children to come to her, and they do, because shes a woman and they have magical maternal powers, and when theyre non white they have even moreso
>they all jump off to safety and the white men die
>this is a childrens movie
Michael Smith
That was an Iceberg of Peace.
Isaiah King
>glacier
Christian Wood
Ryan Lee
YYYYYAAAAASSSSS
Samuel Cook
That would be comedic gold and i would definitely pay to watch. The level of memes it create would be top tier.
Kevin Thompson
I would watch that.