Confess

Confess.

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no

i buggered some altar boys

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maybe I'm God's divine killer

i don't even own a tv, don't go to the movies ever

Sup Forums is truly the worst board

Invert the crosses

List of beloved films I think are below 3/10 garbage:
>The Shawshank Redemption
>Interstellar
>The Prestige
>Full Metal Jacket
>The Shining
>BR2049
>Fight Club
>Se7en
>American History X
>all capeshit, ever, without exception

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what the fuck is a 10/10 for you if top-tier flicks like FMJ and Shawshank are a 3?

I sometimes being full picnics to the cinema. Like, a bottle of wine, crackers, cheese, salami. I cut the cheese with my credit card and put it on the crackers

Epic Movie
The Pest
The Killing of a Sacred Deer
The Greatest Showman
Shrek 1-3

Andrei Rublyev is probably an 8.5.
Higher than that doesn't exist.

t. contrary fag

Ive never seen a movie

i like things

who was in the wrong here?

Agree with everything besides FMJ. Amazing taste.

I browse Reddit daily and call people I don't like Redditors. I also make fun of phoneposters while phoneposting.

Patrician as fuck

I didn't pay for a telly license

Download a bunch of great classic black and white films.

Haven't watched more than two.

woah, i'm like so totally shocked...

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I can paint with all the colours of the wind.

the future of cinema should have been existential technogiallonoir in the style of brian de palma, haneke, tsukamoto and dario argento

(and Fear X is the best refn film)

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agree with everything besides Kubrick

watch Stalag 17

Shawshank is a false truth in cinema. It's just trite commercial sentimentality.

Truth is I know Sup Forums and Sup Forums is toxic and a giant waste of time. I still lurk and sometimes post everyday because watching idiots pull their hair out over semantics and race reminds me I’m not such a bad guy

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"le moral superior man"

I enjoyed TLJ and thought it was on-par with ROJ.

I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight

This is pretty elaborate bait, good job. Unless you're being sincere in which case you're a fucking faggot.

stop overthinking shit faggot, it's just about not giving up

sometimes it takes a while

I enjoy MCU capeshit and don't think they've made a bad film since Iron Man 1.

we should embrace hedonistic cynism and irony instead right friend?

I have cracked the code of Sup Forums.

Popular with high score with the critics = reddit-tier shit.

Unpopular flick that bombed at the box office = kino.

I don't enjoy anything anymore

Oh, like Brooks did?

I don't even enjoy being here but I have nothing better to do. like watching movies

of the all Quentin Tarentino movies
I have only seen his last three.
Of which I only like the projector room scene of inglorious basterds
and I like it very much. I skipped the rest of the movie to watch that scene, and once cried while watching it

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When I visit chaturbate I now click on the trans tab Im not happy with this development

Why not just bring a knife?

thats okay buddy, take your time

I haven't seen a movie in a year, and it feels like a chore to me to watch one. But I'm writing one.

How retarded am I?

that means you're as gay as it gets. congratulations

Transformers Age of Extinction is good movie.

literally me,

watched 3 films a day for like a year and now i watch like 2 a month while i still write and direct

Breh we might be the same person.

Only I'm a pleb who isn't even that far ahead, I'm at the delusions-of-grandeur-writing-in-my parent's-spare-room stage

There was a Catholic church I used to go until 16 and I found this altar girl (Korean) particularly attractive.

Two years younger than me, short height and had nice body. Seemed kinda quiet. I didn't really have a crush on her, mind you, but you get my idea.

I'm 20 now but I wonder if I have any chance if I go back to church? Or should I know my place as a scrawny beta? She has something like 700 instagram followers

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also her

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lift, go to gym, be confident, take steps to becoming normie. eat good.

You're posting her pics on a Laotian anime tv forum of memes

He's creampieing her in every hole while she screams

Come on, I bet she's a devout Catholic girl

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Why are oneitises always so plain?

Not my oneitis
This was

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Christian normie girls are the sluttiest of all

I think it has something to do with attainability and girl-next-door-ness.

That and you project your vision of the perfect girl onto her, as well as the perfect future together, and for whatever reason you can never completely shake it.

Another one. Quite pale and petite. Also wore glasses in high school

Anyways, while she sounds like a complete normie now with shit taste, I still regret not telling

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This brings back chilling memories of before i became a corrupt sensualist.

FMJ, BR2049 and Se7en are all kino but good bait anyway

Didn't go to Church and it's Palm Sunday.

I want a plymouth belvedere, or a duster to drop a 440 in. Then tinker around with.
I want so many moneypits to hate and love.

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so, you like niggers?

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I know that feel user. I don't know why but I just can't get off to roasties anymore. Sup Forums has actually ruined me sexually.

I like little boys, they make me feel so good. When little boys are around I feel like the only guy in town.

>phoneposting redditors are shitposters
Say it ain't so

I killed this shit thread