What is the worst thing you can say about the following places i am considering moving

what is the worst thing you can say about the following places i am considering moving

>CZECHIA
>POLAND
>RUSSIA
>NEW ZEALAND
>SLOVENIA
>HUNGARY
>SLOVAKIA
>ESTONIA
>NORWAY
>TENNESSEE, USA
>ALASKA, USA
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA

>New Hampshire
Fuck off we're full

We're full. Fuckoff

I want her to pop my head like a grape in between those thighs.

fuck all of those places and i'd tap that plumper too.

I'll just say what first comes to mind.

>>CZECHIA
What the fuck is Czechia?
>>POLAND
DOn't know shit about it, 80% sure I could find it on the map if I had to though.
>>RUSSIA
Heroin, alcohol, loose women, cold.
>>NEW ZEALAND
Lord of the Rings, kind of cool that Australia has an Island capital.
>>SLOVENIA
Trump's hot ass wife, fuck yeah.
>>HUNGARY
you bet I am
>>SLOVAKIA
Trump's hot ass wife, fuck yeah.
>>ESTONIA
420 blaze it nigga
>>NORWAY
they eat stinky rotting fish
>>TENNESSEE, USA
Good music, brave soldiers.
>>ALASKA, USA
ugly eskimo women, nice skies.
>>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
dumb SJW sluts

>what is the worst thing you can say about the following places i am considering moving

That you're never going to move to any of those places.

WE'RE FULL

Stay the fuck out of Alaska
Lower 48 breeds cucks

40% income tax since jan 2018 for lower middle class-tier earnings (1.7-1.8k$/mo). literally no income tax-exempt amount.

Go to Alaska.

How's the homeland faggot
Keep your greasy hybrid kind out of my state

pay debts

im gonna move to alasskaaaaa na na na na naaaaa naaaaaaa you cant do anything to stop me cuz im an amerrriccaaaaan kek

you're american so nobody wants you in their country anyway

>>CZECHIA
near isis
>>POLAND
???
>>RUSSIA
spies
>>NEW ZEALAND
???
>>SLOVENIA
spies
>>HUNGARY
hungry
>>SLOVAKIA
???
>>ESTONIA
???
>>NORWAY
refugees
>>TENNESSEE, USA
nothing
>>ALASKA, USA
skeeters
>>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
meh

>CZECHIA
Fucking thieves, only country in Europe where I've been robbed at knifepoint.

>POLAND
Full of uneducated alcoholics, otherwise pretty based

>RUSSIA
Shithole outside St. Petersburg and Moscow

>NEW ZEALAND
Australia is your neighbor

>SLOVENIA
Slavs roleplaying as Central Europeans

>HUNGARY
Suffers from a gypsy infestation

>SLOVAKIA
See Slovenia

>ESTONIA
A shithole outside Tallinn, which is Finland's liquor store.

>NORWAY
Expensive as fuck and Oslo is almost Swedistan-tier.

>TENNESSEE, USA
Insignificant state and Jack Daniels is garbage.

>ALASKA, USA
Why the fuck would anyone want to live in Alaska?

>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
Hillary voters

>lots of good slavic countries
Why not Belarus and Ukraine though?

Jesus christ those thighs, give them to me!

>>CZECHIA
>>POLAND
>>RUSSIA
>>NEW ZEALAND
>>SLOVENIA
>>HUNGARY
>>SLOVAKIA
>>ESTONIA
>>NORWAY
>>TENNESSEE, USA
>>ALASKA, USA
>>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA

Is very poo place hehe

Belarus is fine. Ukraine is a filthy hole through and through though

>Ukraine is a filthy hole through and through
Not Kyiv. Some other big cities are nice too, but Kyiv is really great.

Don't go into the country side though. Shithole.

>Czechia
Eastern Europe
>Poland
Lots of punks
>Russia
Corrupt
>New Zealand
Sheep have abnormally large anuses
>Slovenia
Literally who?
>Hungary
Eastern Europe
>Slovakia
Literally who?
>Estonia
Slight Russkie influence
>Norway
A few places are Neo-Africa
>Tennessee
Hilbilles
>Alaska
Welfare-queens
>New Hampshire
Nothing really?

>what is the worst thing you can say about the following places i am consider moving
fuck you I'll tell you what I know

>CZECHIA
Makes good guns and pretty girls
>POLAND
Polish sausage, polish tantal, plumbers
>RUSSIA
Good guns, pretty girls, hates Pussy Riot and fags. pooer as shit and bad drivers >NEW ZEALAND
Nice scenery, too far away from the world
>SLOVENIA
Don't know
>HUNGARY
Budapest is beautiful, also maje good AKs
>SLOVAKIA
Don't know
>ESTONIA
BRUSHY BRUSHY
>NORWAY
KEKOLDS
>TENNESSEE, USA
Redneck white trash land or country music stars. Whiskey comes from there
>ALASKA, USA
Cold, dark, isolated. Weed, seafood fresh air, best gun rights, lots of land.
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
North East coast sucks

Yh thats true with most places

That is FUCKING backwards, holy shit

>CZECHIA
Prague fucked up my sinuses for some reason. As soon as I left I felt better.

>POLAND
Obsessed with Russia.

>RUSSIA
Terrible roads with terrible drivers on them. Surgeons who operate while drunk.

>NEW ZEALAND
Makes Canada seem culturally vibrant.

>SLOVENIA
Teeny tiny.

>HUNGARY
Weird, unlearnable language. Smells vaguely of Turks.

>SLOVAKIA
Czechia's yokel cousin.

>ESTONIA
Itsy bitsy. Highly invadable.

>NORWAY
Taxes my Statoil dividends. Fuck you, Norway.

>TENNESSEE, USA
Christians everywhere.

>ALASKA, USA
98% dudes.

>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
I dunno. Move there, I guess?

That's what I noticed in every eastern European country on my two week road trip from Estonia to Italy through most of the ex-soviet countries. Capitals and big cities are nice, but outside those it's like going back to 1950's.

Thanks, USSR.

>>Poland

Business is dirty as fuck here, employers are neither respecting their emplyees (maybe exept IT) nor even their customers sometimes. Wise-masked corruption, mobbing and exploitation is very present, unless boss or manager is your family.
Also our current governement are stupid commies. They are supporting Catholic Church, and they are buying votes with stupid social programs (like "hey we are giving you money poor childmakers, spend it for anything you want".) . Of course nepotism and favorism are on the sky-rocket level, it's basicaly another hungarian-like autocracy, they even took over public tv and press, like in some commie-dictature.

So yeah, Poland is a very harsh enviroment to live, foreigners are an easy prey for cheaters, liars and assholes. So better go to Slovenia or Canada. Very friendly and cheerful people there...

Ahahaha pls go to Hungary you'll figure it out later

New Zealand is trash don't come here.

Wow you've really narrowed it down there faggot

Have been here for just 2 months but its comfy as fuck. The purchasing power here is really low though but it has quite a homogeneous population. Not many hot chicks here though...

>New Zealand
Tell them that being the 8th state of australia has really worked out for them and that you prefer them to tasmania.

>CZECHIA
Women are whores I think? Idk
>POLAND
Filled with poles
>RUSSIA
Poor as fuck and filled with Russians and Muslims (as many Muslims as we do blacks)
>NEW ZEALAND
Not enough sheep
>SLOVENIA
Idk
>HUNGARY
Their language isn't indo-european
>SLOVAKIA
Like a poorer gayer Czech Republic
>ESTONIA
Will get stream rolled by Russia
>NORWAY
High cost of living.
>TENNESSEE, USA
Fuck off
>ALASKA, USA
You won't last a winter and cost of food and other shit is expensive as fuck, also harder to get stuff shipped up there
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
Youre kidding, right?

>romania
are you butthurt you weren't included in the list?

i was just there for a week as i was scouting out some places in europe. hungary was amazing.

>Tennessee
Shitty tards in urban areas, but if you Stay towards the mountain area near the border of Alabama and there, it's fucking gorgeous and decent weather year round

Go to Romania, if you like gypsy thieves who think they're Roman descendant Vampires.
Romanians are the biggest thieves in Europe. Even bigger thieves than Muslims!

you are just not wanting anymore people to immigrate there huh

The only one I have experiance in of your list is Tennessee,

Its nice I guess. Jobs. Just a place to live with a lot to do.

UK bros tell me about Northern Ireland.

>Why the fuck would anyone want to live in Alaska?
It's like Scandinavia except it's full of wildlife (including the natives) and it has lax gun laws.

>NZ
They're full, trust me

No fuck off were full

Go to Hungary

100% as in Russia.

Prague is the best choice, honestly, I lived there for two years, banged about 20 different girls and when I leave my current job i'll move back and internet freelance from there.

>austrlia
>spouting the fuck off we're full meme every chance they get

literally 90% of your """"continent"""" is uninhabited

fuck off ur too empty for me son

fuck off we're full

thanks m8

TN, lots of niggers.
If you do move here and you are white Germantown is the way to go 90% white

>CZECHIA
You mean Czechoslovakia right?
>POLAND
wanna be russians
>RUSSIA
all are a bunch of heroin addicts
>NEW ZEALAND
You mean Australia right?
>SLOVENIA
Slavs
>HUNGARY
More slavs
>SLOVAKIA
Czechoslovakia ?
>ESTONIA
???
>NORWAY
Soon to be cucks.
Also socialist.
>TENNESSEE, USA
???
>ALASKA, USA
???
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
???

You don't have to put USA after Tennessee, Alaska, or New Hampshire you dumb fuck. Stay where you are and lurk a little longer or you're fucked

>Slovenia
Fuck off we're full

Don`t come here. Slavs aren`t white. It is completely impowerished shithole. Nothing to see. Like at all. Fallout like wasteland. Hatred of anything US. Basically SSSR lives on. Women are all Lena Dunham incarnates. Beer tastes like american production.

Come to London user

estonia is an alcoholic's paradise, via their own tourinst information.
Norway is cold and gray. the mountains are pretty undewhelming desu. I like Burzum.

I don't know about the rest. I worked support for a seafood company out of seattle for AK but it was just a shipping address for me. there's a shitload of crime and food is expensive.

dont even think about moving here - this place is a corrupt dirthole

Fuck off. They're full.

Cunt.

this nigger gets it
like if you want to shoot a postapocalyptic movie, this is the right place

Tennessee is cool. Just don't go to the west part of the state.

I would like to live in US

this is such an epic meme

Worst thing about each place:
>CZECHIA
Not Australia
>POLAND
Not Australia
>RUSSIA
Not Australia
>NEW ZEALAND
Not Australia
>SLOVENIA
Not Australia
>HUNGARY
Not Australia
>SLOVAKIA
Not Australia
>ESTONIA
Not Australia
>NORWAY
Not Australia
>TENNESSEE, USA
Not Australia
>ALASKA, USA
Not Australia
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA

>Sheep have abnormally large anuses
I can confirm this faggot is lying
Sheep anuses are tight and snug

>there's a shitload of crime
That's because people go there to get away from whatever and a lot of them have criminal histories. The number of people with warrants out for their arrest in the middle of nowhere in Alaska is pretty wild
>and food is expensive.
Which is why most people barter for local foods and if they can grow their own

What's your fuckin' point?

>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
Whoops, almost forgot, also not Australia

Don't come to New Zealand - We're full faggot.

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i live in tennessee and like it

too many fuckin boongas

>chechia
pretty good
>poland
pretty good
>russia
not good
>new zealand
too hot
>slovenia
pretty good
>hungary
mediocre
>slovakia
pretty good
>estonia
pretty good
>norway
too expensive
>tennessee,usa
dont know
>alaska, usa
dont know but sounds good
>new hampshire, usa
dont know

You fucking dumbo, New Zealand isn't too hot.

look at my flag. its fucking hell in your country.

ya fucking dingo

>>TENNESSEE, USA
75% white

>>>SLOVAKIA
>Trump's hot ass wife, fuck yeah.

kek
try Slovenia

>>SLOVAKIA
>See Slovenia
>>Slovakia
>Literally who?
>>>SLOVAKIA
>???
>>SLOVAKIA
>Don't know
>>SLOVAKIA
>Like a poorer gayer Czech Republic
>>SLOVAKIA
>Czechoslovakia ?


I'm so hurt, yet so happy you faggots can't find me.

Anything above +25C is hell.

This.
I had to run 2 kilometers through a minefield just to send this message.
Wish me luck so I make it back (and that I find some rat for dinner today).

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Move to Invercargill, cold as shit year round

the old people here elected a commie-catholic party. I can't recommend poland as a long term country to live in, in its current state.

Picrelated is my shitty hometown.
Protip: stop cherrypicking.

>CZECHIA
absolute wasteland shithole, absolutely nothing to see here, move along
>POLAND
currently ran by a bunch of crazies, at least according to some Poles I know irl
>RUSSIA
there is a reason most Russians are desperately looking for a way out of there I guess
>NEW ZEALAND
they have a very healthy relationship towards their farm animals from what I've heard
>SLOVENIA
mountain jews
>HUNGARY
see Poland
>SLOVAKIA
Czechs in denial squatting on stolen Hungarian clay
>ESTONIA
more Russians than natives
>NORWAY
smuggest (?) nation of them all
>TENNESSEE, USA
no idea
>ALASKA, USA
eh, too cold?
>NEW HAMPSHIRE, USA
no idea

Fuck off cunt, we are full

>there is a reason most Russians are desperately looking for a way out of there I guess
I wonder if there is a reason, why you are believe it's to be true.

KYS YOURSELF, WE'RE FULL

>Poland
Large temperature amplitude (up to +40C in summer to -30C in winter). Complex formal and informal speaking system + language hard to learn. Lots of Xoxols. Working 50 hours a week is standard, long queues to visit doctor. Estearn europe. Autism everywhere. (pic related)

>Czechy
Same as above -Xoxols and autism. Lots of Atheists

Czechia is extreme shithole, please consider moving to another country.

If you plan to be useful and loyal, preferably 40%, i second that.

The worst thing would be you in any of those countries. Fuck off they're full American.

NO VACANCY

>I wonder if there is a reason, why you are believe it's to be true.
all Russians in my uni for starters, but they might be an equivalent of our SJWs for all I know

>That THICC-ness

wew lad, no fap november just became so much harder.

new zealand is a shithole dont come here you will get mugged at the airport and every city is a ghetto full of asians and islanders

trust me i'm white ;)

USA is FUCKED right now. If we get Trump, then we'll be back on the right track.
I'd go Russia. They have a strong military, are faithful to the doctrines of the holy Church, and they're women are second best (No. 1 is still scotland- gotta love redhead).

>most people don't know about slovakia
yes, yes, we can start our secret operations, and no one will suspect anything.

>Czechia
Czechniggers
>Poland
Toiletniggers
>Russia
Vodkaniggers
>New Zealand
Kiwiniggers
>Slovenia
Slavniggers
>Hungary
Paprikaniggers
>Slovakia
Potatoniggers
>Estonia
Irrelevantniggers
>Norway
Biathaloniggers
>Tennessee
Whiskeyniggers
>Alaska
Grizzlyniggers
>New Hampshire
I hear they are some mighty fine folk.

Looks like a tranny desu

I have never once in my life thought about Slovakia and honestly don't feel like I've missed anything.

How much money per month for god tier lifestyle in a major city in Poland?