Characters that canonically died virgins

characters that canonically died virgins

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me

He probably fucked a qt red squadron and ewoks between episode 6 and the knights of ren.

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princess mummy, i guess. they caught her and buried alive when she was just about to fuck her lover

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>can't defend your shitty mary sue (Rey)
>attack the best SW character in retaliation
LMAO

spoiler alert

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not dead yet though

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OP

Why do the smart ones always end up crazy?

Didn't luke fugg some space bitches in the sand planet before becoming a jedi?

>he spends his farming money on twilek sex at the local brothel.

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>virgin

Both these fuckers are the last of their species and will die virgins.

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>lovecraft
>crafted scary existentially terrifying horror
>never crafted anything lovely or love-like in his whole virgin life

>implying he isn't going to escape

I don't think he was a virgin- I just think he disliked romance and found women to be a distraction.

they'll get laid in the porno version of their crossover movie

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Wasn't the point of the da vinci code that jesus had a kid with that reformed prostitute or whatever?

>pic not related
you mean uncle jake ?

fuck you for reminding me of this movie

Kong will obviously be played by a negro, so which asian slut will play Godzilla?

He got married, how do you not know this? He married a Jewish minor-league socialite and she taught him to be less of a sperg. She also took his virginity in his mid-30s or something.

But he couldn't hide his powerlevel and kept making comments about Jews, seemingly forgetting who he was talking to, and eventually she moved for a job and he didn't come with her and that's that.

He tried to date a pigeon.

who here hasn't?

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Godzilla has a baby retard

Stop making this thread.

lol this one is just a tribute to the original autist(author)
I'll try to let only inspiration guide my next thread user.

literally a slutty flower girl from a bad part of a big city, are you out of your mind

flower girl is slang for prostitute in chingchong

>just about to fuck her lover
>fuck her lover
>lover
I don't think you know what that word means.
Also egyptian royalty were sluts, just like the roman upper class.

>feels the movie
why did you post this?

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>Distant sci-fi future.
>Diapers.
I don't think diapers are tight enough to stop shit from eventually flowing into the water he's swimming in. Couldn't they just put some tube in his ass or whatever?

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and dupree

not that version.

I figured it was just a peepee poopoo suit like they use in Dune, but the medical brief version

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thing is, could the Terminator jizz? or even achieve an erection? never answered in a canon source

>tfw i live near Florence

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>Tesla never married, explaining that his chastity was very helpful to his scientific abilities.[231] He once said in earlier years that he felt he could never be worthy enough for a woman, considering women superior in every way.
>His opinion had started to sway in later years when he felt that women were trying to outdo men and make themselves more dominant. This "new woman" was met with much indignation from Tesla, who felt that women were losing their femininity by trying to be in power.
>In an interview with the Galveston Daily News on 10 August 1924 he stated, "In place of the soft voiced, gentle woman of my reverent worship, has come the woman who thinks that her chief success in life lies in making herself as much as possible like man—in dress, voice and actions, in sports and achievements of every kind ... The tendency of women to push aside man, supplanting the old spirit of cooperation with him in all the affairs of life, is very disappointing to me"

If he were alive to today he'd be on /r9k/

Actually this bothered me too, glad I'm not the only one.
It's an unaltered adult diaper. Poor prop choice imo, disgusting when you consider that Luke is emerged in liquid.