*yawns and stretches*
Wagie! Wagie! Could you help me carry my snacks to my seat please? I always buy an extra popcorn and drink these days because I always seem to manage to drop one on the floor! Haha.
*yawns and stretches*
Logan Morales
Easton Morgan
How you gonna pay for that faggot?
Cameron Green
Why, the taxes you pay are redistributed to my pockets!
Brandon Morales
based
Chase Gonzalez
SSI is not enough to live on
what happens when mommy's dead
Justin Martinez
Sneed.
Josiah Adams
Um excuse me? Please do not say that about my mommy! You make me angry! Oh Wagie manageeeer!!!! This worker here is insulting me, I'd like to file a complaint against him!
Ethan Bell
Dropping snacks on the floor is the NEETs way of helping to boost the economy, just think of all those extra dollarydoos are being created.
Blake Ortiz
I don't work in a theater because I'm not a teenager
Liam Martinez
Michael Allen
haha stupid wagies
Cameron Flores
Could I get an extra large popcorn, nachos and a gallon of Pepsi, Wagie. Make it snappy becase the film is starting soon. I'm quite messy so there's some extra work in it for you! You don't have to thank me, I care about you wagies. Enjoy the rest of your shift! Haha.
Jonathan Evans
>mfw I work at home
Brayden Sullivan
Sorry sir but I can't help but notice you don't have a partner with you. I'm afraid it's no-singles night.
I'm sure you can find a date before the movie starts though right?
Gabriel Turner
>gallon of Pepsi
America please.
Caleb Evans
Where is your manager, Wagie. I demand an explanation for this.
Aaron Stewart
FUCK YOU.
Jack Morgan
BRING ME POPCORN WAGIE!
Ryan Sanders
I don't work in the cinema, you dumb frog.
Juan Jackson
Sorry wagie I spilt my Pepsi on the seat and there's popcorn everywhere, I was laughing so hard at all quirky the jokes in Ant-Man. Look on the bright side there's more work in it for you, chin up your shift will be over soon. Haha.
Colton Butler
For real though. Is everyone working literally just coping. Unless you’re part of the 5% that actually does what they like, what’s the point
William Parker
NEET LARPers are literal cancer.
Wyatt Bailey
WAGIE BRING NACHOS NOW
Cameron Jones
Your shift will be over soon, you can go home, settle down for a few hours then off to bed to do it all again tomorrow and the day after and the day after and the day after again! I wish I could live like you.
Josiah Long
I’m off tomorrow
Carter Gonzalez
Do your parents a favor and move out, you fucking freeloader.
James Smith
Better get off to work, Wagie. You'll be late for your shift and there's rent to pay.
Christopher King
I own my house, do you?
Landon Cooper
If you don't carry my snacks to the seat for me wagie I'll tell your manager you insulted me. Now get moving.
Isaiah Gonzalez
"Robert, we have a code 42."
Jaxon Sanchez
Sorry sir, but you're gonna have to leave. You make the other couples feel uncomfortable.
Jackson Barnes
>It's a wagie looks forwards to the weekend thread
>While the world burns around them
Carter Jenkins
I'm sorry sir but the no singles policy is strictly enforced on Sundayss by Kinoplex Cinemas so there is nothing I can do about it, I can refund you your ticket if you like and again I would like to apologise on behalf of Kinoplex Cinemas.
Robert Williams
Yes, I am the manager. Kindly fuck off, mam.
Easton Wilson
>it’s a virgin fat manbaby weeb neet pretending he ever leaves his house episode
A classic
Elijah Perez
Leo Walker
Uh oh
Someone just earned a one star rating and a email to HR you bigot.
Sebastian Gomez
Dabbing isn’t allowed here, mam. The police have been called. Your going to jail.
Landon Roberts
Tick tock, only a few hours left of the weekend.
Elijah Morgan
>It's Sunday
Oh you big meanie.
Liam Green
TENDIES TENDIES BRING THEM NOW
Eli Carter
My weekend is Monday/Tuesday.
Lucas Taylor
Sorry sir, but it looks like you'll have to do time in the popcorn mines.
Jose Smith
paying a mortgage is not owning
Charles Young
I was afraid it would come to this Robert.
Tell me, do you bleed?
Liam Edwards
Nathan Perry
Truth
But being a NEET sucks too. Basically if you aren't in the 1% you are a slave.
Matthew Bell
Do NEETs like this actually exist?
Jaxon Cooper
I cannot be killed mortal
Joseph Fisher
Literally all of them
Parker Morales
Good, I am going to need someone to clean up the mess.
>Butt rock begins blaring out of all screenings
Eli Jackson
Nah, they are social cowards and never leave the house with out a very good reason and if a girl happens to block their path they just run away back to their parents basement.
Charles Brown
Are you a nigger? If so don't talk to me, I'll get someone to assit you.
Ethan Morgan
This meme is good, because we all know it is true.
Matthew Nelson
>choosing to be a wagecuck in 2018
Jaxon Allen
Weekends should have 3 days, I'm still tired from last week.