Just say something Jimmy you FUCKING robot

Just say something Jimmy you FUCKING robot

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>tfw only Sean had the balls to say the truth about these fucking plays
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oh, wow. dude is a hero

Is Carrot in the Box the greatest acting performance of our times?

Is James Corden the most annoying brit in existence?

Oscarworthy

this guy is such an unfunny faggot

>everyone always pretending those kids are amazing
>Sean tells it like it is

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Jon's legit frustration about being fooled is the cherry on the cake

>when you watched that sean lock best moments thing on youtube about a dozen times. all six episodes or so

Not as long as Phil "ruins your entire episode" Jupitus draws breath.

Jupitus is nowhere near as annoying as Corden, at least Phil is avoidable

not until piers dies

He was terrible on BFQOTY, especially when he was with Sean Lock. He didn't make any jokes at all and just spent two hours laughing at everything that was said, thinking that would pass as a performance.

Fair enough, I don't understand how any of them still get as much work as they do. They're literally anti-fun.

>Jupitus
>bad
I bet you also hate Johnny Vegas

If I could understand what he talks, he'd be a lot funnier.

MONKEH

He's spent too much time in America.

oh you are american, gotcha

Vegas isn't funny.

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>I bet you also hate Johnny Vegas

the amount of people in these panel show threads that don't rate him, or don't realise that it's a character, is utterly baffling to me. you see when he's on shows nobody has the other comedians pissing themself as much as he does.

>ruins your episode

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pleb

The real tragedy is he'll be remembered for a panel show and not 15 Storeys High.

vegas is a treasure

This
Vegas is the comedian's comedian

What about TV heaven Telly hell?

Yeah that was alright but it was basically Room 101.

He seems to have moved away from panel shows in recent years and focusing on stand-up probably for that very reason, he doesn't want to go down in history as that guy from 8oo10c. He does about two episodes of the countdown version per year, out of like 20.

He's touring, he's shaved his head for a new look, all signs are pointing to him turning his back on panel shows and do something else. Maybe we'll get more sitcoms from him in future.

Honestly the only show to capture the dreariness and eccentricity of '00s Britain accurately
Pulp's Different Class did the same for the 90s

Fair play to him. I think he could still do QI and not be tarred with that brush but then that isn't the same show as it was, either.

the only good episode was with david mitchell

I'll never forget his appearance on room101 in merton's time in the early 2000s, he was addicted to chatrooms for a while.

>I've been on a virtual picnic
>I complimented her on the sandwiches

my fucking sides.

He was fucking unbearable on that Roast Battle thing a couple of months ago. I used to actually like him when he first appeared on telly as well

the bit where he drinks the soup is one of the funniest bits of tv i've ever seen

He's been all over the place about panel shows. Couple years ago he said he'd never do any panel shows other than Cats because people on the street kept calling him Dave because he's always on repeat there. The man seems fairly conscious of how people see him, and now that he's rarely on Cats anymore it looks like he's had enough of his panel career.
It's a shame because he's always been great on any panel he's on but I can see where he's coming from. His latest stand-up DVD came out not that long ago, give it a watch if you haven't.

I'll give it a watch, cheers for the recommendation.

Vegas is kino, people have no taste

To be honest he's a better panel show guest than stand-up. There are a few like that, Greg Davies also comes to mind

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I didn't really appreciate Johnny Vegas until I watched Who's Ready for Ice Cream, which really is a work of genius. Or it was, unsure if it stood up well.

Thanks!

Recently watched the last two series of 8 out of 10 cats again and it's honestly not that bad apart from Aisling Bea. I do miss Sean and Jon but it's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be

t. child actor

Same writing team is why. It's a bit of an obvious thing to point out but those shows really are heavily, heavily scripted. Even the comics have lines written for them.

>every single time the children are non-whites

It hurts lads.

Binge watching panel shows, even while doing something else, is really depressing

his own doing

he basically just gave up and started phoning it in a decade ago

he's up there. Thank God we passed him off to the yanks

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It's the one of the best storeys I've ever heard
I can never dislike this man now

he's basically stealing a career that rightfully should be Graham Norton's

>Aisling Bea
hnnnnnnnng

anybody else oddly attracted to Roisin? her odd looks grew on me over time. i really want to give her sweets and watch her happily eat them like that 8outof10 cat does countdown episode where Jimmy gave them toblerones

I have seen many films and I still think about Carrot in the Box more than any of them combined

cycling would i lie to you while doing anything makes anything better

Vegas really does shine in arenas like this. I think it's because he's a character comic rather than a punchline comic so he's given that time to just freeform.

>wanting Norton to get fucked by the American broadcasters interfering with his shit
No thanks. I'm not ready to risk Graham's sofa shenanigans on the off-chance that he MIGHT get some more American stars on the couch.

kek Davina got triggered. wonder if Dara eventually told her Sean was just fucking around or if she realized it as he kept going on.

She's a minger and I don't understand why she is even considered to be a comedian when I've never heard her even attempt a joke. She just seems to exist whenever I see her on TV

I just want to fuck Roisin Conaty's mouth while she squeals like a piggy.

I liked his first big fat quiz where he and noel tried to hijack the show from jimmy.

he's alright but his brexit jokes are cringey as fuck
danny dyer is the best panel star i m o

Aisling is cute, but god she's just as bad as pic.

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definitive fat comedians ranking coming through
Vegas > Peter Kay > Jupitus > Corden > Jo Brand

he's awful, his twitter posts are about the places his performing at, all he does does is go to the same shit venues for the last 30 years because he can't get work in big shows or his own show, he just makes the same jokes, he's condemned to doing the same circuit for eternity

literal standard roastie. i think she made me laugh maybe once on would i lie to you. cant remember much laughs though.

>fucking pissing with marmite

I actually liked Bea, Pascoe and Ryan until they suddenly started shoehorning feminism into everything. All around the same time too

It's great background noise when I'm doing stuff around the house, I use them like audiobooks except I get to laugh every now and then

Woooow there, Graham Norton is exactly where he belongs. The US can have their Gervais and their Corden, but they better keep their hands of based Graham

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my mum's friend looks just like her and is a rampant coal burner with a mongrel kid
she's such a dumb roastie thot that I can't abide her anymore and it makes her visits to my house unbearable

I vaguely remember a time when Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais and Johnny Vegas were all considered to be total equals. Memes pushed to one side, Gervais did well to push on to where he is. Rejecting adverts which slipped into the public conscience must've helped that.

he best bit is when she made Jon wear a mermaid tail

New 8oo10c is alright but you hit it on the head regarding Aisling, she appears incapable of recording a show without going off on a tangent about patriarchy and feminism out of nowhere.

Gervais is a total fame whore and made Extras just as an excuse to get American contacts

Was this in bongland? That play had more black kids in it than whites... kinda weird.

You should fuck your mums friends friend

Kay was just as much of a fame whore, he initially rejected Phoenix Nights series 3 because he was given a role in Mel Brooks' West End version of The Producers. This made Dave Spikey not want to bother when it fizzled out to nothing. Kay's career now really is nowhere near where it could have been.

lad every single christmas one i watched theyd cut to these school and every single kid was black

and everyone just acts like its normal or whatever, for a room full of comedians youd think one of them would have the balls to call out something so overt

in London, yhea. they like using little muslims with their headscarf on too

wording this desu.

she was good in a few early appeareances on mock the week but I haven't liked her for a couple years now.

He likes to take years off from the public eye though, I think he's more of a bullying control freak than particularly ambitious.

no, she sickens me
only goes for black men then complains about how shit her life is
stupid roastie cunt

London school aged population is like 25% white British. The city is sinking faster than the titanic

>lives with his mum
>calls it "my house"

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bit rude to talk about your mum like that mate

that's normal
when you lived at home did you tell your friends at school you were going back to your parent's house or your house?
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NANDOOOOOOOOOS

or maybe sane people can look at kids performing a funny scene without having a voice in their head going WHY ARE ALL THESE CHILDREN BLACK WHY IS THIS ALLOWED.

jesus christ get a hobby.

Don't lump Ricky in with Corden you cocksmoker.

no sane people fro many country would look at it and be like "thats weird"

like if you had a show in ethiopia and you kept cutting to white kids
or you had a show in india and kept cutting to white kids
or you had a show in china and kept cutting to white kids

dont try and normalise something thats fucking bizarre because its not gonna work you cunt

If you don't question as to why all the kids are black when you live in a 90% white country then maybe you need to stop messing about with your magic the gathering cards and take a hard look at the reality of the world

I told them I was going home, like a normal person.
Seriously though, you need to be 18 to post on here kid.

home, not to your mum's house
stop being a dickhead

Mate have you even walked around in London ? if you ware to take out all the people that are not white it would be like walking in some post nuclear apocalyptic wasteland

theyve got similar retarded fanbases
>watch Ricky's latest special
>he mentions how the common man shouldnt have a say in politics
>his audience of common men cheers
fucking lel

They're both fat fucks who laugh way too hard at their own jokes. Have you even seen the behind-the-scenes stuff of Extras where Ricky forces them to do retakes over and over because he bursts into laughter? When they're doing scenes he's not even in, with jokes he fucking wrote. Egotistical asshole just wastes everyone's time by interrupting them so he can laugh at his own goddamn jokes.

>Mate have you even walked around in London ? if you ware to take out all the people that are not white it would be like walking in some beautiful white city