AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Clip #1 "Thor Meets The Guardians"

You're going to love this, Sup Forums.

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>“Wipers, wipers, getitoff!”
Didn’t the Ultimate Spider-Man series do something similar to this?

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fucking quip jerk in that clip

WTF WHY ARE THE FUNNY CHARACTERS QUIPPING

0 bible symbolism, wtf I miss Snyder

>he's not a dude
>you're a dude
>this is a man

*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

bruh xDDD

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>Thor: who the hell are you guys?
>Peter: we're the Guardians of the Galaxy, but there's one other name you might know us by... Star Lord
>Gamora rolls her eyes
>Thor: WHO?
>Peter: oh, come on
>Rocket: ha-ha

Guardians 2 takes place in 2014 and Infinity War takes place in 2018. What were they doing for 4 years?

Guarding the galaxy.

why did you edit the pic with the obvious cgi racoon?

That is literally the same sort of joke you guys make with the soy stuff that you think is hilarious

never has the phrase "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" been more appropriate

>t.soycuck

Developing.

Fuck bitches and snort space cocaine

Kill everyone in this thread

Raising Groot's son, Baby Groot.

Yes. Baby Groot isn't the original entity known as Groot. The original the public cried over ceased to exist.

SEETHING
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Groot seems less into his teenage than in the post-credits scene in GotG Vol.2.
Weird.

cultivating mass

Someone post the webm of the soy guy reacting to blacked and milk

the clip has been edited to be under 1 minute and not the exact way it is in the movie btw

going around doing jobs for different planets

they all know what groot says now and you can see that in the credits of gotg 2 where it shows peter talking to groot and understanding him now

Teaching Mantis all kinds of sexual feelings.

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>being this mad at a superhero movie that you don't need to watch

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Didnt the original trailer have them aiming their guns at thor in a very defensive way when he wakes? And now they're smiling and all friendly?


That's a good move imo

Expecting /tvpol/ to have any sort of self awareness is gonna lead to disappointment.

t. Redditor

>Bucky reportedly bonding with both her and Nebula

Bucky pls leave the qts alone

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fucking and sucking

>le theseus face

quipping

formerly chuck's

sup baby

growing a 'tash

Question for everyone here:

How can I avoid getting spoiled for what happens in this film? All the tickets are sold out, and I am not planning on going to the (((theater))) anyways. I will wait til it is on digital streaming platforms, but What do (You) do to avoid spoilers in these situations?

Or, are people going to the theaters to see this only because they do not wish to be spoiled either?

oops spilled my soy latte. But seriously, you guys are toxic!

Nothing that is going to happen could possibly be that surprising user, you know this

>so let's put on our meme faces
Jesus Christ really?

no lie; this got me rock hard

he said 'mean'

Stay off the internet

Don't read any news

wear earplugs in work

>has Shuri lust over his BWC
>bonds with Mantis and Nebula
what a Chad

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something like that WILL happen though
it was innevitable

This is too short of a movie with this many characters. It should be between 3hr and 3.5hr.

Fellowship of the Ring was 3hr 48min

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The Winter Chadlier

No matter how much they want to sound like it's not 2 parts, it's 2 parts with Avengers 4

So basically it's 5 hours.

Unironically the only part of this film product that I give a shit about. I really hope the Guardians play a major role or else it'll be a very short watch

GOTG are basically an extended cameo. It's Thanos heavy though.

the fuck is with all the guyliner in this movie? Crisp Ratt looks like a drag queen.

I've never had any of these spoiled. Maybe it's because all I do is watch anime and go to work - where it's all middle aged men who could not give less of a shit about superhero movies - but I never run into spoilers unless one of your fags do it.

I do not like this clip. The Guardians pick up someone from a sea of dead bodies and all they do is quipping. There is no regard for the dead.

That's the current state of MCU movies. People are dying left and right, and these characters don't care one bit.

oh fuck off you little nucucksoy

The Galaxy is full of infinite beings, and a ship full of killers and warriors flies through bodies and don't bat an eye, are you really surprised?

Stay away from Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Also good advice for life in general.

This scene was in the comic con trailer a year ago. This is nothing new

It's a 2 parter at least

I thought this shit was going to be about 3.5 hours, how are they going to fit more than 10 heroes in this shit?

QUIPVENGERS: QUIPFINITY QUIP

That looked fun. Honestly all I want is them to make Thanos powerful, like, fighting Thor and blowing up at least a Galaxy powerful.

Everyone has been so weak in the MCU.

That's actually a nice throwback though, out of place but I wouldn't mind it.

I'll go to the theater.

>2h30 of movie that doesn't need to introduce anyone but Thanos
>Part 1 of 2
>"OMG IT'S NOT GONNA WORK"

chill, faggots

Question for heterosexuals: How can I find out the real plot of the movie ASAP after release without going on gay sites for gaylords?

Not everyone is getting major screentime. They already said the A-plot is Iron Man, Thor, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man and the Guardians of the Galaxy, with Thor and Thanos having the most screentime.

Everyone else is not in the movie as much as people expect.

Go watch the movie

Black Panther fans BTFO.

based Thor and Dr. Strange getting the A-plot
I'm fine with this

>Thor and Thanos having the most screentime

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I'm not going to watch a kangz movie thx

Strange: I thought she just used telekinesis...
Drax (puts hand on Strange's shoulder): Its okay to be an ignorant, stupid retard. You're being a stupid worthless little man is not your fault.

The only chad is the guy who banged Linda Cardelini.

Every time I see this image I just imagine that he's riding one of those kids rides that cost a quarter outside the store. Makes me really sad there's not a gif of it too.

I bet they're still workshopping the fuck out of this movie in front of test audience for maximum quips and maximum genericness.

So we'll see what footage/plot makes it into the movie

>Raimi will never direct a Drax solo movie

> Vision and Wanda don't do anything important then.

So Vision just dies like a bitch then Wanda kills all the Outriders saving Wakanda.

turn off the internet from your life.

A lesson I learned was to avoid playing any online games. I had the misfortune of learning TFA spoilers from playing online. the guy named his character HAN_SOLO_DIES and was spamming movie spoilers in chat.

also avoid twitch chat

So the Wakanda battle is not important. They are misdirecting. The Cap and Thanos scene is fake as if he is not in the movie much Cap can't die.

Reminder that marketers will tell different lies depending on their audience

The Wakanda battle is the majority of the third act

Why would the avengers be saving them? I thought their whole deal was they were isolationists who don't need no white man.

No its not. The poster above said the A-plot is Tony, Spidey, and the Guardians.

the poster above is dumb

The Avengers aren't saving Wakanda.

Wakanda is protecting the Vision from Thanos' forces.

>protecting the Vision
Must do a very good job given that we see him rip the stone from his head.

Cap, Tony, Vision, Gamora, Bruce Banner (Hulk lives on as a separate entity) and T'Challa die.

Scarlet Witch goes nuclear unlocking her House of M tier abilities and along with Nebula and T'Challa's sister who becomes the new Black Panther they end up taking Thanos on with a "surprise" cameo from Captain Marvel joining in the fight.

It's all about womyn power this time while all the cis straight men die.

>trash-tier "heroes" gets into biggest capeshit movie of all time
>actual space heres aka GLs with epic stories are never get into it
Worst timeline

I'm ok with this, as much as Tony RDJ Stark irks me sometimes he's still way more fun than a bunch of new guys. Shame Cap and Bucky aren't in it.

I bet with the newfound success of Black Panther they will give him a huge spot in the next one.

That's from before. Cap and company save him.

You sure triggered some fags with this observation.

He's full of shit, Cap plays a major role since he dies in it.

>GLs

Fuck off DCuck. You had your chance and blew it.

Remember that old rumor that Avengers 3/4 would be an House of M type of situation?

Well, I'm interested to see what this is actually. It's from the filming of A4.

It's either time travel, or alternate dimension hopping, or memory searching.

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I didn't blew anything, you mongoloid. Also funny to hear about "cucks" from people who literally has movie full of niggers which is biggest capeshit movie of all time in US aka nation of cucks.

>Thinking Cap dies in this

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I will keep this in mind!

Better niggers than mudslimes, Achmed.