How can the DCEU/MCU waifus even compete?

How can the DCEU/MCU waifus even compete?

>bloated cokehead slag

Oh, The Phoenix, haven't seen that before....

By not being Boy George

DAAAAAaaamn Boy George looks like THAT?

A generic white girl with terrible eye makeup?

>Salsa is trapped in the Twinkeater's stagnating series
It's a shame Maisie will have to leave her friend behind when the world gets its first taste of New Mutant Xkino.

That's not even Fox's best waifu

By not being in another fundamentally disappointing adaptation of Dark Phoenix.

True

MCU has Scarlet Witch. DCEU has Mera. We live in blessed times, lads.

Magik is going to be the best Fox waifu, mark my words

Easily

I already fucking hate her.

>hating the best girl

she can look cute if she wants to

*puke*

>blunt bangs
It's my kryptonite. She's already best girl.

I'm a Big Witch.

>Liking bangs

She's pretty ugly

>anya
>ugly

Now I like her.

wait, did someone clone Tori Amos?

I'm confused....am I turned on or not?

I want to be a cat

>hating bangs

what sort of faggotry is this, you probably enjoy bald dudes

Easily, that's how.

By having people that can actually act or at the very least do a convincing American accent.

Is this canon at all with the main FoX-men universe? Any chance her brother could make a cameo?

I feel so bad for her. Karen Fukuhara didn't deserve that shit.

That said...

Not sure if we'll have the Rasputins together, Colossus is tied to Deadpool that is a comedy movie and NM is going the horror genre...maybe at the ending after everything goes well and he appear to hug her?

cannot wait to have a birdfu after DPS

I'm guessing at the most, all we'll see is a quick namedrop or a picture of a young Piotr shown for a second.

as long as she walks this earth, all bitches are in a DISTANT second place

nobody can compete

I don't like her face.

Colossus is also like 20 years younger that Illyana, given that he was a student in the 00s.

Maybe she's his mom now.

lost

its fox, she'll be in deadpool 3 and wont age a day even though 30-35 years would've passed.

By not doing the phoenix saga.
Jean is the worst.

Boy George was hot.

Right here

Well, are we sure that the NM will be set in the 80s?

Also, we could consider that DP's Colossus is actually much older than he appears, since metal form and shit

What in the seven unholy fucks is she wearing?

Damn photoshop looks like THIS?

To be fair, she's a timetravelling demon sorceress ruling over a hell dimension where time has no meaning.

Lady Deathstrike confirmed

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Apparently. God, I want Fox to fire their shitty costume designers.

i see your mera and raise you another mera

NM is present day.

That's not actally related to the movie