Why didn't he just run away?

why didn't he just run away?

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>movies soyboys will never understand

i said the same for ned stark, there were like 2 fucking guards in the entire city the nigga could have just ran

Gondor didn't have xenoestrogen in it's water supply.

where did the uruk hai get the feathers and glue to make their arrows?

what birds were they from?

Ned was too dumb to live. He thought that he had the situation under control. He warned Cersei in advance. He TRUSTED LITTLEFINGER!

Honour

how much taxes did uruk hai pay to saruman

are you a woman by any chance?

Lotr/the hobbits fanbase are basically soyboys and numale nerds...

kek

how do you run away from arrows retard

>glue
Your fletchery sucks.

Vultures make excellent donations for arrows the size of small spears.

Says no one who understands its all allegory for World War 1.

you turn around and you run lmao

>best actor in movie
>kill him off
why? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL SEAN BEAN?????

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since there's no vultures in all of the lotr films, probably they went extinct to make all the arrows

did saruman ever grow uruk-hai onaholes? since he could just clone them?

So he could die for the story.

Fuck...now i have to watch fellowship. See what you did.

That we know of. Vultures like hot windy climates like Mt. Dûm. So they can soar on currents and since they are such large birds their feathers lasted longer than elves using eagles and sparrows.

You can't run but you can at least dodge them in time, after ll it's not like we're dealing with bullets here. Arrows travel pretty slowly. It's like catching/dodging a baseball

Sean Bean's lot in life is to die. Over and over.

What sort of safety precautions did they have at the arrow making factory?
How many workplace injuries occurred during the fiscal year?

Still gets me when I rewatch it every now and then.

>Honour
>our

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Only fictionally. In real life he'll outlive us all.

I don't remember Ned Stark getting show with arrows wtff??
GoT > LotR

why didn't saruman just block and unfriend sauron on palantir?

>that time he got stabbed in a bar brawl and instead of going to the hospital he went back for another pint

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Idiot.

>“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.”

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>best actor
>not vigo

Um why didn't he ever use his fucking shield. He has it, never used it in the movie.

Holy shit, Reddit, yes everyone knows this fucking quote. That doesn't mean the man's writing won't be influenced by his life experiences even if he literally didn't make a fantasy ww1. Now tell us more about how Tolkien wants Idris Elba to portray Aragorn because he once wrote a mean letter to the Nazis.

>GoT > LotR
Don’t you have a black history month special to be working on, David?

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It’s a book by a brit you mongoloid
>lmfao did john ron even have an editor? it’s spelled COLOR

It's not allegory if it's not intended to be, retard. Otherwise it has "applicability", as Tolkien would say.

>Influence is the same as allegory
What the hell is the point of language if nobody follows the guidelines?

>I know I'm entitled to a tax rebate but I cannot see it.....

He's just butthurt about being proven completely wrong in one post, don't expect him to make sense.

>when you forgot to bring your own shield and were too humble to borrow one
>decided to go with light armor to keep brisk pace with your cohorts and not be an clunking autist