Is it normal to see blobby, amorphous bodies on "men" in your country?

Is it normal to see blobby, amorphous bodies on "men" in your country?

when does the new top gear come out?

this is the same body shape of the men who invented nuclear weapons and rockets to travel to the moon.

nov 18th m8

you know why men get bellies?

rape

it helps hold the women down while he rapes her

otherwise we'd get big butts like women

That guy looks like he has some severe organ disease. That's his intestines protruding, not a layer of fat. He likely drinks too much and has a horrible diet.

baldness and beerguts are signs of high test

ta

no, because most men that age don't go to the pool or the beach. the ones that do tend to look about that bad. he has a particularly pathetic profile, for sure.

there's a funny line in Catch-22 when the generals clothing was thrown out the window, and one of them tries to order Yossarian around anyway, and the naked general is described as looking very distinguished from the neck up.

That's a beer gut.
Because he drinks.
He is cool, and he has money.
You are, and have neither.

yeah stupid fuckin media is calling it "dad bod" and saying its what women want now. kek. like fuck they do.

YES

hahaha mae west? one of the evilest bitches to draw breath in the modern era.

Pin her down with that big ol onion booty

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>. like fuck they do.

When I read that horseshit I always think "dad bod" means "dad money".

its true

everything needs to have an evolutionary advantage

but you mean a big booty would help hold her down? not nearly as well as a rape gut. You've got to pump the booty so that would actually make things more difficult in addition to not holding her down as well.

Yes.

I don't know what is funnier. The fact that some of us discuss rape as if it were routine, or the fact that casual visitors will believe it is sincere.

cue Oprah and her 9000 penises.

Partly because of lordosis caused by head forward posture is pushing the stomach outwards. Almost every people has shitty posture these days.

kek yeah thats about it- long live the "sugar daddy"

>tfw I have a similar body shape but with even thinner arms
I really should start lifting...

women are easily moulded by the media.
Dad bod is in right now, all you fit freaks better start drinking 5 beers & eating 10 greggs pies every day.

yeah that sounds about right for her. any fred memes?

It's a Cold climate -body.

Gotta insulate your precious organs with a layer of fat.

its the same reason why the majority of women are shorter than men

rape

millenia upon millenia of rape

Nah, I was just making a joke. you couldnt even penetrate if you held someone down with your ass. I've seen guys that have had bigger added than the girls they were with. Sad!

Clarkson doesn't give a fuck as usual.

clarkson is untermensch as fuck. he doesn't even understand cars. James May is better but he's still a cunt. Hammond is redpilled as fuck, living in a castle on a farm surrounded by his big family and no niggers. Best of all he understands american superiority.

By 'fire' she means money.

Yes. It's common sight in marxist-socialist countries like most western countries are.

was he pregnant in thi pic

>american superiority

The one meme that will always be a dream.