You can't deny, he's lying here

You can't deny, he's lying here

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His account is completely false

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Does he think people don't know?

He is joking, note how people are laghing.

They laugh when he says he would be vilified for speaking like that. not when he says obama was screaming. He's not joking

AYO HOL UP

He's shitfting attention towards Obama's lack of authority and control i.e relevance. Literally 5D chess.

You fucking stupid fucks, he was mentioning Jay Z's speech, not Obongo. How fucking stupid do you have to be?

"If I spoke the way Obama spoke to that protestor"

I'm pretty sure he's shape shifting. Reptilian confirmed.

Fuck off, retard

Thank God this fool will disappear in 2 days.

CTR works on Sundays too?

No wonder you niggers are nerd virgins (as Paul Begala put it).

Ok

CTR memes have always been terrible.

I know you guys chuckle at them at your offices in Washington, D.C., but on the internet, Hillary's presidency is the best meme the Democrats have ever put up and it gave us over 18 months of the lulz because she's such a shitty candidate.

Now kys fucking nigger faggot nerd virgin.

You CTR literally used the original and replaced it with pepe supporting shillary.

My god you people are prats.

Pointing out Trump's a liar doesn't equate to CTR, shill

Trump's lies don't kill children you fucking Kraut.

Over 2 million people died because of Hillary Clinton. 600,000k of those are children.

Fuck off faggot.

So Trump is a liar, thanks

Which politician isn't?

He does white lies, Hillary is a born liar and doesn't do anything she tells the people.

Trump didn't even need to do any of this, he had a comfy life. Hillary owes people favors (ie Soros, Rotschilds, Saudi govt') you name it.

Fucking faggot you have no idea what you're dealing with.

Anyone who votes for this bitch is a brainwashed buffoon.

>Which politician isn't?
Trump isn't a politician.

I'm pretty sure a website that denies the holocaust can deny this too famalam

He is now.

Idiot.

Trump lies about everything. I don't like Hillary Clinton but she's better than Trump, fucking faggot

>I don't like Hillary Clinton but she's better than Trump, fucking faggot

Thank you for Correcting The Record™.

WOW TRUMP LIES THIS IS BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>hurr durr trump is a business man he know the art of the deal, he will be a gud prsident

Ok

Trump builds things. (successfull businesses and buildings). Sees far into the future and has a vision.

Hillary topples things. (see Lybia, Syria, Iraq it's in her record). Also put a bunch of niggers in jail (not that I mind, I hate niggers). She has no vision and can't see the future past her nose.

Women cannot be presidents, they don't have the talent or strength of men to be presidents. Women are inferior to men.

Even the dumbest man on earth is 500x more capable than a woman.

>Implying you actually care about those children

So let me get this straight.
Trump admitting sexual assault. Clinton emails. Trump charity fraud. Clinton emails. Trump calls for nuclear proliferation. Clinton emails. Trump calls for national stop and frisk. Clinton emails. Trump violates trade embargo with Cuba. Clinton emails. Trump sued over Trump U fraud. Clinton emails. Trump bribes DA. Clinton emails. Trump doesn't pay taxes for 20 years. Clinton emails. Trump employs campaign manager involved in illegal corruption with Russia. Clinton emails. Trump calls for ban of an entire religion from entering US. Clinton emails. Trump lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate. Clinton emails. Trump in court for rape of a minor. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of Russia's Crimea occupation. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of situation in Syria. Clinton emails. Trump penalized for racist housing discrimination. Clinton emails. Trump files for bankruptcy 6 times. Clinton emails. Trump goes 0-3 in debates by showing scant knowledge of world politics. Clinton emails. Trump slams people for being POWs. Clinton emails. Trump calls Mexicans rapists. Clinton emails. Trump questions judge's integrity because of parent's heritage. Clinton emails. Trump deletes emails involved in casino scandal. Clinton emails. Trump commits insurance fraud after Florida hurricane. Clinton emails. Trump has dozens of assault victims and witnesses come forward with allegations of abuse. Clinton emails. Trump attacks former Ms America for being overweight. Clinton emails. Trump tweets about sex tapes at 3am. Clinton emails.

That part about women is such an obvious bait...

>Trump builds things. (successfull businesses and buildings).
He gets other people to finance his buildings and then leaves them hanging when it doesn't work out. He would have been richer if he had just invested his father's money. He only recovered from the 90s because of a tv show. Any real billionaire will tell you he's a joke. He will literally be a joke celebrity apprentice president

>Implying you actually care about those children

I do, or else I wouldn't vote for Trump you fucknut.

Trump wants end all the CIA funded wars in the middle east and provide peace through strength like Raegan.

I was Anti-Bush from 2000-2008. I voted for that nigger Obongo twice because I thought he would be held accountable, but under his watch, over 100,000 children died in the middle east because of the vacuum he created by removing U.S. troops from Iraq.

Hillary Clinton will continue the Bush policies, and will be a worst president than Obongo (which is not a compliment).

>politifact
:^)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

He lies all the time. It's why I can't bring myself to consider voting for him. He's not competent and lives in a delusional fantasy world in which he is the solution to all problems.

you're an idiot. His point is the media will twist anything he has to say.

Legend of the cosmic all-knowing entity depicted as a male child with a giant horse cock fused into its anus:
Aztecs always had a secret culture, hidden from the world. The civilization's leader, Tito Dickman, was always fond of his horse, Candy. One cool night, a neighbor's child became upset. Tito's horse had been keeping him up and he couldn't rest. So, he started a crew, mostly of local boys and played pranks on the horse. They threw rocks, spanked it, even punched it in the fucking jaw. Spying from a bush, Tito was obviously not happy. He kidnapped them, all of them and threw them into a dark cell. He took his best witch doctor and ordered him to punish them. The sick man that he was, the witch doctor came up with a cunning idea. He would butcher a horse, and take its genitalia and sexually harass the children. Chopping it off, he rammed it up the leader child's anus. Blood gushed out, but that did not stop the witch doctor. He sewed the child's rim into the shaft. Passing out from pain and shock, the child lay in the dungeon for days. But of course, Aztecs needed sacrifices for their gods, like me. I was new, birthed only a few centuries ago and I did not have a form. The Aztecs took the child abomination and threw him into a fire. The spirit rose up to the heavens, where I sat, diddling my dongler. It darted straight for me, penetrating my body and taking a form. For I was now what I am here.

I thought that was part of the plan. You know, 4th dimensional space checkers?

The Clinton Emails reveal a great deal, user. Read them and be disgusted that Hillary is a corrupt felon married to a rapist, whose top advisor attends satanic rituals.

He also sends cryptic emails about "cheese" and "pasta" which he's clearly speaking in code about something, possibly drug use.

Not an argument

Masonic dubs in a shill thread.

Oh well, guess I'd better vote for the Demon Queen now.

What planet are you on? He literally said Obama was screaming at the protester.

finally a place where I can relax and clear my head of all the bullshit.. Kanye West floating stage, snapchat changed its name to snap, Donald was almost assassinated, Hillary involved in pedo rings, "free my nigga Kodak", Lena Dunham sporting piss-soaked panties in a fashion magazine for iron-deficient vegans. Did you know the water in Finding Dory was so realistic that it didn't fit in with the Disney aesthetic? Did you know new united states vessels are equipped with enough nuclear energy to have room for rail guns? ELI5: Got an itch I can't scratch. I've seen the Steve Buschemi firefighter 9/11 meme 4 times today, 10/10 with rice dude, top kek, kappa. Maybe I should start trying to be funny in reddit threads too, and sit there for 30 minutes trying to think of the best comment to maximize my karma, I might even be doing that very thing right now. You'll never know, and you don't really care do you? You shouldn't, the US has hacked Russia and has control of its power-grid, and are threatening Russia with massive attacks if they screw with our election, that's a lot bigger than what I'm saying. Have you ever thought of how it would feel to see a bright flash, like there was a group of paparazzi in your room, only to hear the whirl of nuclear winter outside your window? Your kids are going to be savages swooped into the arms of nuclear war, with boils on their bald skulls and sunken in noses, and open wounds that they have an insatiable urge to fill with their own semen.
bae, senpai, fml, me irl, memes, lit, that weed was fire, you having a party sunday I totally want to go because I like you as a human and not because I want free booze and also want my microcock sucked by your sleezy friends.
I feel sick.
But right here seems comfortable, nothing can touch me.

Thanks for the bump, user. You've also convinced me with your fine argument for free booze as a solution to a range of vexing and otherwise unresolvable conditions and political confusions

Nah bruh. Never trust no ho. My 2nd wife left me on some shit. The story is as followed. I was at work and I knew some shit with my girl has been weird lately. She hasnt really been affectionate and she ain't putting down anymore. I was fucking confused. Every Tuesday, this bitch makes some bomb ass wings with some Franks red hot and some homemade ranch. It was our thing. I come home and this bitch didn't make the god damn wings. Now I know this ho is tricking. I hit up my homie P to do some surveillance. He down as fuck. 9:26 p.m. that homie P calls and say that he just saw this bitch at 7/11 buying some Pringles and an Arnold Palmer. Suspect as fuck. I asked what flavor chips? He said original. Bitch straight playing bro. Everyone knows hos only eat salt and vinegar. I told him to follow and let me know where they at. He hits me and they at motel 7 on 22nd and King. She goes into room 72 and P and I wait a minute so we can catch her in the act. We end up going to the front desk and ask for a spare key because we locked out. Since we black and she was white, she gave it assuming I was this nigga Lavant. Shits trash. Go to the room with P and we bust in to see my bitch gobbling cock like she bobbin for apples. This homie Lavant and her making eye contact with me but she ain't stop bobbin. Disrespectful. I start yelling at her and she say shit like fuck you and your Tuesday wing ass bitch. That hurt because I thought that was an us thing even tho I just ate the wings and never cooked them. That home Lavant lightweight swole and he get up and ask who the fuck am I. I let him know foh with that busted shit. You fucking my Bitch so move on it then. He wasnt havin none of that. He tell me he gonna fix my broken ass and then take my girl to penetration station. This nigga clever as fuck. We square up and this homie butt ass naked. He beats my fucking ass.

Jesus.

Go for a walk or something. Get some fresh air.

Definitely strong booze is the only answer.
Maybe politicians will lie less if we drink more.

Didn't Hillary declare war on that nasty green racist frog?

How would she feel knowing her funds are going towards promoting her as a racist symbol that she hates?

I'm going to notify your boss and you're gonna get canned.

So, who cares? Is this a serious issue of contention in the election? How does this compare to any of the lies that Hillary has told this election cycle?

STFU kike faggot nigger jew spic

Not every woman is like that, but generally they are less capable leaders, yes

Fuck you guys, Obama is a cool president. IF you don't think so you're retarded.

ALL women make terrible leaders.

This is why you will never see women prosper in the world like men have.

Their only claim to fame is fucking SJWs and the migrant crisis, which made the world less safe and degenerate.

kys pizza

Impartial user here. Both candidates lie. Hillary has lied to protect herself and avoid blame around the email server, which to me was not a very big deal. She seems mostly truthful on policy issues.
Trump is a different category of liar who has trouble grounding his claims in truth or reality. He constantly just makes stuff up off the top of his head because he thinks it's what his audience wants to here. His policy pronouncements are mostly just bullshit. Most of them aren't practical or haven't been thought through. The wall is a classic example. What even is his full policy on a wall and who pays for it?

Both candidates have flaws. For me, Trump is the worst quality candidate for a major office I've seen in decades of watching world politics. He's so bad that I have trouble respecting those who aren't at least a little shocked by his badness.

Nice concern trolling, CTR nerd virgin fag nigger.

Too bad there's 2 days left and you will be out of a job soon.

i would vote trump if i was an amerifag and i admit obama is a smooth ass mofo

Defend this.
You can't deny, she's lying here

nerd virgin detected

The majority of people are too stupid to play normal chess, they won't catch onto this shit and he'll just look like a moron to them. In a way he is, because he doesn't realize this.

People aren't so stupid as they won't catch on that something is going on, people in general are smarter than most will estimate, but they won't catch that he's playing these kinds of games if he is.

It doesn't matter though since the majority of people will vote for him just because SJWs have pissed them off for the past 10 years and enough is enough. That's as good as a reason as any.

Obviously, the whole point of ctr is positive online stuff to help with the election, they won't be needed if she wins either.

Nice way of deflecting that deep down you're actually quite concerned by how much Trump just makes shit up, like a roving MC at a big drunken party, just going with the energy of the crowd. He's cool at reality TV but not at dealing with reality itself.

Fortunately, it seems that the Latino voters he insulted are happily getting their revenge:
“The story of this election may be the mobilization of the Hispanic vote,” said Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, an anti-Trump Republican who has pleaded with his party to do more to win over Latinos. “So Trump deserves the award for Hispanic turnout. He did more to get them out than any Democrat has ever done.”
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Mr. Obama looks a lot like a not-too-authoritative teacher

>She seems mostly truthful on policy issues.

Really? They're both blatant fucking liars when it comes to policy proposals.

Hillary claims that she can add trillions of dollars in spending, but somehow not add to the national debt by just "raising taxes on the rich". Do you realize that if you took the 100% of the money and assets from all the billionaires in the US, you would only be able to cover the deficit for a two years? She's full of shit dude.