>"Hi, can I please speak to Admiral Sophat?"
"Admiral Yomama Sophat?"
"Hi, can I please speak to Admiral Sophat?"
Isaiah Wood
Joshua Phillips
>crank calls your Mega-Class Star Dreadnought
BAD
ASS
Landon Thompson
>dumb Chad mercilessly bullying a skinny ginger kid with no friends
Who exactly are we supposed to root for here?
Christian Hughes
People began to like Hux. They had to humiliate him
Hudson Peterson
This figure was going for like $40 on Amazon last I checked. It's fucking unbelievable. What are people even doing with him?
Isaiah Hall
>General! The dreadnaught is getting absolutely btfo what should the other 3 ships do? shoot the bombers? shoot the rebel cruiser?
>Umm...
Josiah Thomas
Selling him to a even higher price
Bentley Hughes
But why? Do people actually want toys of this character this desperately?
Colton Jones
They use him to make custom toys, like Red Skull with a nazi suit
Jose Cook
Huh I see.
I bought a smaller one to make him make out with Jar Jar.
Luis Carter
The minds of the degenerates who do this are unknowable in their stupidity.
Camden Lee
Those terrible sequels have a general lack of good characters
John Bell
>Merry Christmas honey!
Owen Scott
If I remember people from /toy/ were saying that they'd buy a Hux figure and replace the head with Red Skull so he can have a pseudo nazi outfit.
Andrew Johnson
>Hey Hux, yo momma so hairy people think she's a wookie
Liam Ortiz
Hot gluing
Isaiah Allen
Jayden Ramirez
Finally my daughter can see toys that look like her!
Brandon Collins
>$40 just to hot glue this guy
Is he the most unfortunate and miserable character in all of Star Wars?
Lincoln Taylor
He's basically a space nazi and today nazis are problematic so they have to ridicule him somehow, lest people actually end up admiring him
Nathaniel Brown
Wait isn't it more of a compliment that to hot glue someone that they pay more? I mean for like Holdo and Rose is probably cost you like 10 bucks for both. Hux on the other hand you kinda have to dig a little deeper in your pocket book. He isn't a dollar store hoe.
Parker Edwards
I admire him because I identify with him
>keeps fucking up over and over and over
>picks himself up, dusts himself off and goes on to fuck up another day even when it would probably be better if he just killed himself
Literally me: the character.
Aiden Brown
>dumb Chad mercilessly bullying a skinny ginger kid with no friends
>ginger kid with no friends goes on a shooting spree
pottery
Christian Johnson
I still can't believe they opened the movie with a prank call and yo momma joke
Anthony Barnes
This would unironically be kino. I hope Pumped Up Kicks plays in the background.
William Parker
everyone knows the best type of villain is some screeching autist with no traits that aren't entirely repulsive. Because if there is even a single scene in which he isn't enraged then people might get the wrong idea about toxic white males!
Jacob Rogers
Alexander Hall
Got any more amusing Hux images? I'm making a large collection.
Dylan Reed
Wyatt Jones
>posts kylux shit
>gets dubs
what did he mean by this?
Jace Howard
Jose Thompson
Adam Carter
I don't see anything remorseless about his gaze. He just looks sad and autistic. I want to grab him by the wrist and lead him home back to his mommy who must be worried sick by now.
Logan Butler
>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF STAR WARS HAS ALWAYS BEEN WW2 DOGFIGHTS IN SPACE
Yeah, remember all the yo mamma prank calls in WW2 media
Josiah Ward
>reeeee why are there jokes this is reddit this is memes
Brandon Williams
How do you guys think Hux is going to die?
Will it be brutal or will it be an offscreen death like Palpatine's?
Chase Ramirez
he will be shot in the balls by Rose
Isaac Wilson
don't even talk about him dying
the hux-kylo dynamic that barely emerged at the end of TLJ is literally the only reason i'm going to go see the next one
Brody Myers
"That's gotta hurt!"
Cooper Gray
>In the scene where Kylo Ren was knocked out following the explosion of The Supremacy, there's a brief scene where Hux is about to draw his pistol to kill Ren before he can stand up, but when he sees him stirring, he decides against it.
>"That was the one moment I asked Rian for in the movie," explained Gleeson. As he tells it, the idea because his character "is like a kicked dog for the whole movie, he just keeps on getting thrown into stuff and bullied, and I was like, I wouldn’t like people to forget that he’s also a really nasty piece of work and could have an effect on the way things move forward."
Tfw the only interesting part of the movie was written by a fucking actor
Josiah Lee
Donal confirmed based and /ourguy/
William Jones
>the toy looks better than the character in the movie
Well thats a first.
Liam Scott
I hope there's scene in IX where Kylo is literally fucking Hux in the ass. At least that would be something new and interesting.
Adrian Jackson
How can one man be so handsome?
Landon Perry
I remember seeing this and thinking Star Wars was saved.
Leo Ward
>manlet with a square face like a dwarf
Please.
Thomas Ward
Fucking based by far one the very few good moments in that atrocious product
Chase Harris
Scifi pussy soy 2
Cooper Ward
Having him look like hes shitting his pants was a bad decision.
Lincoln Hernandez
What kino?
Bentley Morgan
Fake and gay
Henry Reyes
Dredd
Evan Morris
If it was just a few jokes like that then it would be ok but it was just one attempt at yucks after another and got old. In Star Wars it should be subtle with the jokes not the comedy equivalent of a dick pic.
Evan Gutierrez
thats just a waste of hot glue
Josiah King
Why does this actor always play pathetic beta losers? He does it in everything he's been in, every fucking thing without one exception.
Justin Foster
wow, someone get this guy on the forensics team
Charles Hall
>be inept beta loser
>be also the highest ranking general of a military order that rules the galaxy
but how?
Jaxon James
His dad.