Which one?
Which one?
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Eternally /Our Girl/ Hershlag
Dennings/Litwack by like a million miles, look how nervous she looks when next to a real women. Why do chestlets even bother
Litwack might have the bigger tits, but Hershlag will always be better looking
hershlag.
dennings only has fat tits nothing else. her face without makeup looks like shit
kat dennings does not have an attractive face.
>Kat Dennings
How can a woman be so attractive yet so fucking ugly at the same time?
I'm choosing both and you can' stop me
Portman of course, one of the most attractive women in the world compared to an average girl with a big chest isn't a hard choice.
Her DSLs are god-tier you homosexuals
Kinda like how Penelope Cruz' favevkiijsviaasavjwbdeiv
She just cakes on tons of bold coloured make up whenever she's in public, when she's wearing less or more neutral tones she's cute.
Big tits > small tits.
>Which one?
BOTH
youtube.com
>hard choice
>hard
this
unfair to Hershlag teebi H
hardmode
skinny kat dennings or fat kat dennings
/ourshlag/
now you remember Nicole Richie
post their footwork
Right. She seems less full of herself
Kat Dennings is fucking hideous. Yeah, she's got big milkers, so do plenty of other women. But jesus christ that face is just so repugnant. She's in the uncanny valley and it looks like some sort of garish clownish caricature of what a normal woman's face looks like.
Fixed
>garish clownish caricature of what a normal woman's face looks like
what is make-up
>pretending to have Assbergers on Sup Forums for mass replies and image reactions
Nah.
I JUST WANT KAT TO SIT ON MY FACE
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE
WHY I CAN'T BE HAPPY
Shut the fuck up natalie
Kat is CUTE
and I don't even care about her tits
Hershlag. Always and forever.
>Tights slightly touching
DAMN YOU, JEWISH TEMPTRESSES
I'm not talking about the makeup, although that certainly accentuates her uncanny valley appearance.
Hey, I get when people like to prop up Hershlag and Schermerhorn as attractive kikes, but Kat Dennings? Hell fucking no. She looks vulgar.
Nice.
I don't think it's that bad.
She just has one of those faces that polarises people.
I really don't like it but it's not TOO deformed.
Like this one on the left, I really like her but can instantly tell not everyone will.
These types of girls are much better than the plastic surgery garbage you see all the time.
They all look the same, copy and paste, very boring. You see it a lot in porn.
It doesn't matter how busted a girls face is if her tits make up for it
true but who cares?
padme
left with right's tits
ubermode
She's more like a caricature of a breeding machine m8
They're all going to turn out like this.
>pic related me and my bitch
Could you imagine being so possessively dominated like that? How embarassing.
Nathalie Hashtag.
Portman for rough anal bareback sex followed by throat fucking and snuff by crushing her windpipe.
Dennings for loving sex in the missionary position followed by letting her sit on my face and creating life by impregnating her.
>Dennings will never bully you with her alabaster tits
Why live
Have you seen her nudes, her nipples are as pink as a summer rose, I imagine her pussy lips are the colors of a classic azalea. Imagine that on your face, them and her snow white thighs taking up every ounce of your consciousness. You're running out of air but her moaning cries implore you to continue.
based
the fat bitch
whichever wants the most lickings
This but unironically.
Reminder that anyone who bitches and cries about the makeup meme is a fucking virgin.
Goes without saying really but yeah, any weeknight.
yea sure dude, we just love the fucking clown look. bet you never woke up to a woman and seen their face without it.
>posts a foot picture as if that means anything to any real people anywhere
drink antifreeze, my dude
underrated
You'd lose that bet, friend.
Nail polish, tons of foot makeup and studio lighting. Can make a pig's toes look elegant with all that magic.
what is hershlags expression meant to convey Sup Forums ?
>Which one?
milkflesh mctittays
I think both of their expressions are meant to convey a sense of professionalism and obligation.
Kat has perfect puffy hentai nipples. I can see why she's never taken the knife to them and is willing to put up with back issues.
>foot makeup
no
She hasn't done nudity
herschlag every day of the year
>tfw Natalie's getting old
>but at least had the decency of making a daughter with a white man
Just imagine bros we'll get a blue eyed mini Hershlag in a few more years
These threads are stupid because every single one of you incels would crawl naked through broken glass and sewage just for the slim chance of getting to suck one of their toes. The answer is you’d take either, but will have neither.
Right looks like a female (male) version of the left
But she was in one of the fappenings, they are 100% her, google it. The pics are grainy but she obviously has some of the best tits I've ever seen, like they are goddess tier.
I'm not against makeup, but the bold tones and airbrushed kardashian look doesn't suit her strong features. Some people look better with that airbrushed bimbo look, but she's not one of them.
that's either that chick from Mr Robot or that chick from subrogatory
Oh god
this perfection looks like?
>you will never be that white man she makes the daughter with
why even live at this point?
I'm truly sorry that you thought I was starting a conversation with you. Fuck along now, please.
>tfw you will never lie in her lap suckling on those tits whilst she jerks you off
*blocks your virginity*
jews are disgusting creatures, the fat one is even worse
Very female posting style.
Fuck right, marry left.
Please stop trying to start a conversation with me.
>womanposting