BELLATRIX IS GONNA FUCKING WALK THANKS TO YOUR SHIT POTTER, 4 MONTHS WE'VE BEEN ON HER AND STILL YOU DECIDE TO TAIL HER BROOM ALL THE WAY TO HER HOUSE AND SEARCH HER CAULDRON WITH NO WARRANT, ALL THAT FELIX FELICIS AND WE CAN'T EVEN PIN A DAMN POSSESION CHARGE ON HER
HAND ME YOUR WAND
AND THE OTHER ONE
however...
Just gonna get this out of the way now to avoid the 480x360 retard
This is getting cringe
something something dullest franchise something something deh something something "No!" etc etc
HARRY'S A LITTLE HOTHEADED BUT DAMMIT IF HE GETS RESULTS.
>Haha i posted the same thing i've seen in the last 25 threads yes!!
YOU BURNED ALL THE SPELL BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY POTTER! BUT SOME OF THOSE TEXTS HAD BIGOTED MESSAGES FROM WHITE MALE WIZARDS AND DESERVED IT! 6,000,000 POINTS FOR GRYFONDOR
Is Bellatrix the sort of female role model a progressive artist should be creating?
>BELLATRIX IS GONNA FUCKING WALK THANKS TO YOUR SHIT POTTER,
Sounds like an opportune time for her to stretch her legs, No!
Once they take care of me, they'll come for you. And I'm not talking about the Death Eaters: I'm talking about the Aurors, I'm talking about the Ministry. You think you did yourself a favor taking on the most powerful dark wizard the world has seen? Now every Auror's Grignott account is going to be missing Galleons. They're going to take it out of your ass.
Why did they put as many cop movie tropes into harry potter? I guess the confusion was meant to distract from its status as one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlings mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read Harry Potter you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Did you really delete my post in a spam thread you pedophile fuck?
Big fucking mistake creep. The few will hear about your child porn peddling through the reylo shill threads
I GOT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC BREATHING DOWN MY ASS TO CATCH THIS GUY AND HERE YOU ARE TRYING TO PLAY HERO. WE'RE DOING THIS BY THE BOOK, POTTER. IF HE DEHS ONE MORE PERSON BECAUSE OF YOU IT'S YOUR WAND ON THE LINE.
Hey everyone look at me!
Does anybody have that image of how many classic books you can read in the time it takes to read Harry Potter series?
GOD DAMN POTTER YOU ARRESTED THE MINISTERS SON GIVE ME YOUR WAND! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>Why did they put as many cop movie tropes into harry potter?
that's it, it's done
No!posting has been co-opted by actual retards, pack it up
only got the film version, I'm afraid
It's people desperate to be first off the mark, so they get together any kind of shit and throw it out there without bothering to think if it even applies.
It made sense last thread i saw it in
>getting
Based 1920x1080poster
Of course it did, I posted it
is just pathetic, though.
best character
>Citizen Bane
>No!posting
Another cancerous potter drone that thinks this is just a meme
Based Copwartsposter.
this is one of the few r9k-tier posts I've read here lately that were actually funny
>fifth grade
I read the first one in second grade and then one about each year as they were released, all the way to the fourth one.
>r9k-tier
the word you're looking for is "reddit-tier"
DID YOU DAB IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS?!
>avatar
the drink you’re looking for is bleach mon amis
epic bleach (the drink not the manga) meme my fellow kekistani! see you in the kinoplex thread for more epic memes :DDDD
One meellion galleons.
seething
holy shit you really are from r/thedonald
umad?
This meme is a s reddit as it gets.
Congrats op, your mom gay
which one of my moms is gay?
you fuckin blew it, fuck off idiot
Based "NO!"poster
based dumb dumb poster
Deh!
Awful intro