How would you guys fix Homestuck?
Here are my ideas:
>remove the trolls
>make Vriska the main character
>whenever John, Rose, Dave and Jade come up, they have to ask a8out Vriska and what she is doing
>8 Acts
>hilarious cuck jokes a8out Karkat every 8th panel
>high-detailed romance scenes with Vriska/John, Vriska/Kanaya and Vriska/Terezi
>Vriska helps out the human kids with her incredi8le powers and guides them to victory
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Kill Calliope, and by extension Shelby.
kill everyone
End it after Act 4
>How would you guys fix Homestuck?
Make Vriska fatter
Thiccer
making a barefoot qt character would've redeemed every fault the comic had. calliope doesn't count because she's disgusting
You've jade for that
It devolves into a porn comic.
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Speaking of fat, can someone draw a picture of John Egbert getting REALLY fat by cramming my Gogurt(tm) brand yogurt down his gullet?
No.
user. I wish I was good at drawing, because I'd draw John in a gogurt bukkake right now.
>Give some things to do for "joke characters" like Nepeta, removing need to kill them off
>Tone down romance betwen Rose and Kanaya
>Make sure that Vriska will not lose her character development.
>Make sure that someone will tell alpha trolls why exacly every single one of them is shit.
>Make Hussie keep his word about only doing the yellow mile
>Make all kids and trols travel together and for shorter period of time.
>Give Roxy an actual flaw
>Turn up "creepy stalker" aspect of Calliope.
>Make a twist that Slick's still alive head is key part of MSPA tower.
There is only one way to fix the faggatory that is homostuck.
NUKE IT!
you could fix it by cancelling the whole thing, erasing it from history, and pretending it never happened
that's the only way to fix garbage
fuck off squidbiscuit
throw it all out and take advantage of all your fans flocking to Toby by making a rip off Undertale comic
more porn.
Go away, Vriskaposter
This
she is not barefoot
trim act 6 to a void session, with intermissions cut back entirely to shenanigans on the ship
continue the story once the kids arrive in the new sessions
have the kids complete their land quests and play the fucking game
prologue describing the new universe
You're not looking hard enough.
>Remember that time Hussie made the Alpha Trolls as a way to make fun of Tumblr but Tumblr was so blind to the joke that they took over the fanbase and would constantly harass Hussie if they didn't get what they wanted, completely ignoring the story to the point that it just became a giant shipping wall for them and their autism and ruining it for everyone else
How about an actually happy ending for every kid? Nepeta falling into the black hole wasn't fun and John being left behind piece by piece by his friends wasn't cool either.
Homestuck is not gay.
By seeking out the true timeline. The one that was abandoned for a false Alpha that was doomed all along. The ultimate end. The first one before the mistake was made.
>A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 10th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was ten years ago he was given life, it is today he will be given a name!
>What will the name of this young man be?
We will never know the true story of Homestuck. We will never see the happiest end, for four ten year old kids, doing their best to win against hell.
don't rewrite history to push the blame on anyone other than Andrew Zahhak
Davepeta falling into the black hole was fun tough.
>in the end Vriska flies off heroically into the sunset beacuse her home planet needs her
yeah no shit, your tumblr boogeyman is 20-fucking-12 at this point, this was all Huss' fault for being a shit writer and a shit human
Oh yes, that abomination being pulled into the hole was fun, same goes for Gamzee, it's too bad that Terezi might have ended up the same while searching for Vriska. What the hell was up with that anyway? Didn't she completely hate her?
You know, John getting with GhostVriska to raise a family of Human/Troll-Hybrids, that would have been adorable. Add some schadenfreude when Meenah appears to try and win (Vriska) back, only to be told to fuck off and then having to watch as her ex-girlfriend is lovingly embraced by John, and you have something good going.
>Didn't she completely hate her?
Doesn't matter in Shelby's Homestuck
>Didn't she completely hate her?
Terezi has a obsession with Vriska and loves her to literal death and can't fucking deal with it because Vriska is a crazed idiot and they think they gotta be spades
Hussie, unable to write, and someone who shouldn't be writing creepy fucking teen romance to begin with, failed to convey this clearly and dropped the plot on hi foot
Oh yeah, i forgot:
>No retcon. Other powers may remain.
>No actual character trown into sprites.
Well, what is it now?
I think I prefer the John/(Vriska). Post-retcon Vriska is too much of a cunt to care about.
Stop it tiny Jade. Stop it.
Leave it at Davesprite. No others.
>make act 6 focus only on the alpha kids
>leave the intermissions only for caliborn
>beta kids are only shown at the end of act 6
>act 7 consists of various shit between the beta kids, alpha kids and all that shit.
>remove retcon bs
>have rosemary break up
>davekat never happens at all
>act 8 should be the final act because in pool 8 is the last ball you have to pocket
>plenty of characters who have a score to settle with lord english actually end up fighting against him. (Spades slick, Alpha Dave, Eridan in some way and Gamzee in a sudden thing)
>Bring the only good vriska that actually learns from her mistakes which caused bec noir to kill all of the trolls except her instead of having john knock out a vriska that learns nothing. (only if john still has retcon.)
>delete Jasprose and Davepeta. Bring back erisolsprite and instead make Jaspeta (Nepeta and Jaspers Squared happen.)
>don't NERF HIC.
>Make Lord English an actual threat.
>Alpha Dave dies in a heroic sacrifice against Lord English.
>Possibly make that Nitram in Scarlet theory that bladekindeyewear did a thing.
>Have paradox space punish everyone plenty.
>Alpha Dave dies in a heroic sacrifice against Lord English.
You mean Davesprite, so he actually has something to do.
Look either way a Dave is cumming inside Jade, so what does it matter?
>no Vriska at all after Act 5, let her stay with John
>no Alpha Trolls
>no/less shipping bullshit
>have Tavros either go evil or do something cool
>no retcon
>have Jane and Jade actually exist
>Slickpaint happy ending
>oh yeah also let that fucking mayor stay dead
Give Karkat actual powers
>that fucking mayor
WV you pleb.
>not liking the mayor
wow, way to be commie scum user. what, too much democracy for you?
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replace it with this
who said that?
Hmmm, since we have shipping anyway, might as well go and piss everyone off
>Lord English is killed
>Reward-time, SBURB is opened
>John goes first, followed by Dave
>CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED, STAND BY FOR FIXING
>ADMIN AND SUB-ADMIN DETECTED, DESIGNATED MALE-SAMPLE 1 AND MALE-SAMPLE 2
>ADDITIONAL SAMPLES DETECTED, WARNING, REDUNDANT MALE SAMPLES
>INITIATING RETCON FOR INCREASED NUMBER OF FEMALE SAMPLES
>PROCESS FINISHED, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SBURB
>And now John and Dave are the sole males left
>The trolls largely didn't care with the exception of Karkat
>She got very insistant to John about certain things
>The Alpha-kids were a wholly different matter
>TG: BROS BEFORE HOES
>EB: let's get outta here!
>Dave grabs John and they flee through time
>Last scene is Karkat swearing that she will get her man, anything be damned, and drags the rest with her.
>GA: Well That Was Unexpected
>TT: You can say that twice.
>Vriska/Dave/John/Calliope/Spades Slick/Whoever: kill Lord English
>What Lord English? You are quite sure there has never been a Lord English in this comic and never will be.
Then everyone acts like Lord English never existed and that's it.
Still a better ending than what we got.
He made fun of several websites, invluding Sup Forums.
His actual powers is sucking Vriska's huge 8ulge.
Degenerate
So is Hiveswap any good?
There's nothing left here for you. You know that the story will never get better, you know that Hussie doesn't care anymore, you know that there's no meaningful relationships to be had, no content by the fans to experience. It's all gone, Homestuck is dead.
Why are you still here?
Getting cucked that much has to be a superpower
It's okay. Which I suppose is damning with faint praise.
Even Communism is less retarded than a ghost having the ability to bring a corpse back to life and using it on a dumb chessman instead of her dead friends.
And from a narrative point of view, Hussie killed off half the trolls cause the meteor would have been too crowded otherwise, but then let this narratively irrelevant fuck on there? Meanwhile Tavros dies for like the dumbest shit ever.
>what is one punch man?
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Now I wonder: what does Sup Forums think of cool and new web comic?
Reddit shit
>implying Andrew reads WAN PAN MAN
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Vriska should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
he would probably like, its humor reminds homestuck's in its ironic ways
Vriska should be barefoot at all times.
Vriska should be pregnant at all times.
Cool and new
I hope o doent fuck up the ending
she wishes!
Make hussie redo everything after cascade, and make sure nobody is there to ghostwrite for him.
Jokes aside the thing that ended up really fucking it over was his dad dying around the same time the TOG shit happened. Had it not been for those factors the comic would be several orders of magnitude better + we wouldn't have had the gigapause.
Nah, both Femros and her barefeet and pregnant with John being the baby daddy.
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Worth the money, but not the 5 year wait.
Erase it from existence and replace it with a Midnight Crew comic.
I wish I had a time machine so I could warn Hussie about all of this.
>Don't kill of Eridan
>Be nice to Eridan
>Good times with Eridan
>Make Eridan a chick
>Surrender this thread to Eridan
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>Leave acts 1-4 untouched
>Fix Hivebent by removing the unnecessary pesterlogs and plot points, ensuring the trolls stay as secondary characters and the focus is still on the kids
>Spend a lot more time focusing on worldbuilding and sburb lore
>Conclude the comic on 4/13/12, before Hussie could burn himself out and the tumblr could completely poison it
End Homestuck at Act 4.
Separate comic for the Trolls.
I don't know what else to say. Homestuck is not aging well. The older I get, the more cringe worthy it becomes to me. I used to think this was a story that would be talked about for years to come. But sadly, only the teens that grew with the comic will look upon it fondly, not nostalgically. It will be locked with that 2011-2014 group, and that's it.
That's because Act 6 fucked any good parts it had up.
Act 6 is the only thing that really needs to be fixed.
>Be patient with the alpha kids, don't shoehorn their characters so much so they are 100% similar to their pre-scratch counterparts. It's important that they are believable as actual friends.
>either remove the romance drama or make it more self aware and funny. though it might be better to remove the cherubs, perhaps having them engage in a retarded shipping war in the way that terezi and vriska were playing john and dave off each other could work
>rosemary worked better as a teased ship than an actual ship, just keep the characters adjacent to each other and hanging out
>if the intermissions MUST be included have it take a shorter time and fix some of the relationship bullshit. for instance, it might actually work to have all human-troll relationships fail because they realize how weird aliens are as anything more than friends
>keep alpha trolls but as a one off curiosity/joke and not half baked characters
>go into the details and issues with a void session more
>more alchemy
>don't bring vriska back. in fact, maybe make ghost vriska special in that it works out between her and the ghost john. that was a good arc.
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death happens less often but actually impacts the story
Homestuck just should have had the girls in nothing but sexy outfits.
Give this man a budget
>ending wasn't Jade getting everyone into casual nudity
mutual drinking problems is a great way to start a realtionship, no?
Of course, shared interests and all that.
Just leave Kanaya dead.
god damn it why doesn't this get autofiltered
my shit better not be broken
Cry more
Scrap it and make an adventure about these guys instead.
>It will be locked with that 2011-2014 group, and that's it.
I was part of that group and Homestuck is fucking cancer (started reading when I was 15 in 2013). I think part of the reason that Homestuck becomes so cringy after you grow out of it is because unlike other shit dumb kids like, Homestuck has this property where its memory is inherently tied to how you were when you read it. The web format, the referential humor, all of that shit made Homestuck a lot more dated and relative than shit like Star Wars or Harry Potter or other things people feel no shame in having obsessed over.
>that time on Halloween night four years I did a really shitty, *really* fucking shitty, "painted block horns and silver Party City goop" Karkat cosplay to sit in the dark auditorium of my school and watch Nightmare Before Christmas
I think I deleted every photo from all of history long ago but I'm tempted to look and post any surviving evidence for funsies.
The referential humor that dates it only really started in act 6 though. Self-referential yet, but all the things it referenced outside of that work were already outdated shit, which ironically kept it timeless.
less WORDS WORDS WORDS
And also, make it so the no pesterlog/dialolog text is in a font that is hard to see
Also, I kept forgetting which initials corresponded to which characters. It got very tiresome.