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we did it reddit

Maybe Victoria Justice can use this to become relevant for another 15 minutes after Ariana Grande eclipsed every Nick star’s career

The walls are closing in

>DHD reports
what is dhd?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "Goes Wild with your Child" Scheider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "Gimme That Cunny if You Want the Money" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get Kids In His Van" Schneider?

This needs a sticky ASAP

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>Jeff Sneeder

dans used to tight walls... but this time... he cant pull out!
dan schneider in Stuck!
rated pg13

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fucking finally!
It only took them how many years?

wheres the source?
just some random guy's twitter?

Did we finally get him?

>dog named Lolly
smug son of a bitch knows he can get away with anything

If this really comes to light, it will be the biggest thing to ever happen to Sup Forums. Holy shit, it (may) be really fucking happening.

Well he was tearing up walls for a while there.

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

Half a second in google shows multiple reports. Hollywood Reporter, San Fran Chronicle, and Variety all have it right there

>twitter.com/TheInSneider/status/978400201105801216
some-body didn't pay the toll

>He likes to pull pranks on the cast members.
Is that what he calls putting cameras in their dressing rooms?

>troll
he played himself

meme magic...it IS real...
next lets meme all of us becoming billionaires

variety.com/2018/tv/news/nickelodeon-dan-schneider-1202736791/

ok ? and it just says he is parting. it doesn't mention he's done anything wrong.

no, it's what he calls putting his penis in their cunny

Oh, you mean Dan "Man of The Run" Schieder?

deadline hollywood

underrated

>All those cringe replies and autistic memes

I hate you people.

>wham bam thank you ma'am"

KEK

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Fuaaark bros, I can't believe our man got vanned

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HOO BOY

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>Spouse: Lisa "Hungry Girl" Lillien

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What's going to happen to Dan "if your age is on the clock it's time for some cock" Schneider now?

WHY WONT MODS STICKY THIS?

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Don’t call me that.

shiieeet now he'll bring everyone with him

Typical Hollywood CYA. Today, Nickelodeon “parts ways” with him for purely business reasons. Next week, what do you know, he was molesting kids all along. Nickelodeon gets to claim that they let him go for unrelated reasons and are absolutely shocked to hear about this development.

Don't call me that

This needs to be fucking stickied. Biggest news to happen on Sup Forums for years.

how else will people know i'm a cool Sup Forums kid if i don't sperg out on twitter?

>guy named Schneider is jewish
whoa......

ooOOooOOoooOo

Where is my career's sticky? I cannot retire in disgrace until my career gets it's sticky.


ooOOoooOOoooo

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If dubs then Dan the man gets put in the Van.

What do you think Bitcoin was? You did jump on board back in 2010/2011 didn't you?

lemme joogle dat shiet for ya whiteboi
another mo'fuggin WHITE MAIL rayping poor innocent grills.. we gotta ban you cumskin ped0z

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Sup Forums is always right, it's just a matter of time

Do you have to be American to know who this guy is?

leaving nickelodeon doesn't mean hes guilty of anything.

STICKY WHEN??

just like family guy

OH SHIIIIT
I GUESS SHE WAS TOO MUCH OF A FIGHTER THIS TIME DANNY

for sure my goy, his contract is just expired thats all

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Who's next?

>we

WHO WILL DIRECT THE INEVITABLE BIOPIC

#metoo #timesup

He was a fucking rainmaker there for many, many years. Businesses don’t just let someone like that go unless there’s some shit happening.

Finally.

Rape accussations when?

Im surprised they took this long to get him honestly.

Dan's Huge Dong

youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

>n-n-nothing's proven yet, goyim! S-s-shut it down!

Times up, Dan.

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who's next? dan was like the main boss
there's nobody left to expose

what's his name again?

The taint of disgrace will follow him to his grave. Future sitcom writers will revile him: In Hollywood, as a despicable pedophile with no sense of honor; and in the world, as a monster who unleashed a memetic catastrophe. He will go down in official history as a television criminal, and no one will ever understand him... that was his final mission. And like a true writer, he saw it through the end.
But I think he wanted you, Sup Forums, of all people to know the truth. He wanted to live on in your memory. Not as a hack fraud, but as a man. But... he was forbidden to tell you himself. And that's why he told the world indirectly through twitter photos. Snake, history will never know what he did. No one will ever learn the truth. His story, his debriefing... will endure only in your heart.
Everything he did, he did for his studio. He sacrificed his life and his honor for his employer.
He was a real hero.

Snake... he was a true patriot.

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Once Jamie Lynn comes forward it's a fucking wrap.

my fucking sides

>Dan has said before that it's natural to him when hears the word "a scissors".
What?

i know most of you are memeing about the pedo man, but is nick bleeding out talent or something, hartman and now schneider, what does nick have left

>writers will revile him
>pedophile
>hollywood
Uh...

>there's nobody left to expose
you sure about that?

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Spielberg is the main boss.

They most likely dropped dan because shit was getting unholdable for them and they probably risked a full on lawsuit

It's a MGS 3 reference.

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The war has only just begun

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Funny how these nigger companies always do this AFTER they made their money. God I await the day the American public wakes up and realizes nearly every significant source of power in this country is staffed by some sociopath. And that the PEOPLE have all the power in the world. If people threatened to stop spending money, there would be so many amazing changes happening.

lol'd

>no "Beer Can Dan"

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Sup Forums HAPPENING OF THE YEAR

STICKY NOW

does anyone remember that bella and the bulldogs show

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world, mad world
Children waiting for the day, they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher, tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

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wasnt a schneider show but who could forget?

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yea, the actual cuckold show

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quads of truth

OH SHIT

Perfect

Noooo man not Dan

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>Dan Schneider is Jewish

>it's happening

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Quads confirm Geffen is small fry.

>But along with all his success, for years Schneider had been under a cloud of suspicion over the treatment of some younger stars of his shows. Among the things that have raised eyebrows are his tweeted photos of the toes of his young female stars. Additionally, there have been issues with bloated budgets and long production days on Schneider’s shows.

Let's keep this train rolling Sup Forums

>Dan "Watch Your Back in the Shower" Schneider
>Dan "Behind Bars, Inside Your Arse"
>Dan "Bubba's Boyfriend" Schneider
>Dan "it's not fair don't give me the chair" Schneider
>Dan "watching his flank to not get the shank" Schneider
>Dan "the man with the plan to not get vanned" Schneider
>Dan "Boipussy or No Pussy" Schneider
>Dan "Can't Find Kids to Skeet Behind Concrete" Schneider
>Dan "Only Men in State Penn." Schneider

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>Additionally, there have been issues with bloated budgets and long production days on Schneider’s shows.

See, knock up all the tween actresses you want. They're replaceable.

But fuck with the money? That's unforgivable.

Don't forget Savino, he's responsible for their biggest recent animated hit.

You fools. You'll never understand just how powerful Schneider really is. This will get swept under the rug.