I HAD A FRIEND WHOS HEART WAS TOO HEAVY TO HOLD TOO HEAVY TO HOLD

I HAD A FRIEND WHOS HEART WAS TOO HEAVY TO HOLD TOO HEAVY TO HOLD

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YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF
YOU DO
AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY HURTS
IS THAT YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF, JUST YOU
YOU AND NO ONE ELSE

BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN THE WIIIIIITCH

KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN

I'M NOT HERE
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING

I GOT MYXOMATOSIS
I GOT MYXOMATOSIS
YEAH NO ONE LIKES A SMARTASS
BUT WE ALL LIKE STARS

IM NOT HEEEEEERE..
THIS ISNT HAPPENIN

OH GO AND TELL THE KING THAT SKY IS FALLING IN
BUT IT'S NOT
BUT IT'S NOT
BUT IT'S NOT
BUT ITS' NOT
MAYBE NOT

I'M A REASONABLE MAN
GET OFF MY CASE

YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?
YOU AND YOUR CRONIES

SITTIN' ON A PARK BENCH

STACEY'S MOM

TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
WHERE THERE'S MUSIC AND THERE'S PEOPLE AND THEY'RE YOUNG AND ALIVE

I'D RATHER SEE YOU DEAD
LITTLE GIRL
THAN BE WITH ANOTHER MAN

Sup Forums is always right

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more cunny than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way

I KILL CHILDREN AND I DONT KNOW WHY
I KILL CHILDREN AND MAKE MOMMIES CRYY!

OVER THE MOOR
TAKE ME TO THE MOOR
DIG A SHALLOW GRAVE
AND I'LL LAY ME DOWN

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL

I AM DROWING
THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND
YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME

SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLLL
MY EMPIRE
OF
DIRT

CUNNY
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING

THE BEST EVER CHILD RAPING DAN FROM NICKELODEON

I KNOW, YOU SEE, SOMEHOW THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOR ME.

DAN FUCKING SCHNEIDER

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JE NE REGRETTE RIEN

FALL OFF THE TABLE
GET SWEPT UNDER
DENIAL
DENIAL

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

What will grow crooked, you can't make straight
It's the price that you gotta pay
Do yourself a favor and pack you bags
Buy a ticket and get on the train
Buy a ticket and get on the train
Cause this is fucked up, fucked up
Cause this is fucked up, fucked up
People get crushed like biscuit crumbs
And laid down in the bitumen
You have tried your best to please everyone
But it just isn't happening
No, it just isn't happening
And it's fucked up, fucked up
And this is fucked up, fucked up
This your blind spot, blind spot
It should be obvious, but it's not.
But it isn't, but it isn't
You cannot kick start a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here and I'm today
With your fingers you can touch me
I'm your black swan, black swan
But I made it to the top, made it to the top
This is fucked up, fucked up
You are fucked up, fucked up
This is fucked up, fucked up
Be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up

Dan "she ain't getting any tighter" Schneider?

ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it BETTERRR
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it BETTER-BETTER-BETTER
WAAAAAAAAAA
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHH
NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHH
HEEEEEEEEEEEY JUDE

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NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKYS GOT THE STIFFY UH

THE FATE OF US ALL
LIES DEEP IN THE DARK
WHEN TIME STANDS STILL AT THE IRON HILL

f u thom's solo career is far better than whatever trip is up there

COME UP TO MEET YOU
TELL YOU I'M SORRY

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN
SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THAT
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE
TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAY

It just takes sometime, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride

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THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND, THE END
OF OUR ELABORATE PLANS, THE END
OF EVERYTHING THAT STANDS, THE END
NO SAFETY OR SURPRISE, THE END
I'LL NEVER LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, AGAIN

WHATS MY AGE AGAIN???

TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKKKSSSS
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck, it's tough, so TOUGHHHH
Gina works the diner all day, working for her man
She brings home her pay, for love, for lurrrrrveee
She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we MAKE IT OR NOT
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll GIVE IT A SHOT

WOAAAAAAAHHHHH, we're half way there
WOAAAAAAAAHHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
WOAAAAAAAAHHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYERRRR

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN

CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

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WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

I'M NOT THAT NICE
I'M MEAN AND I'M EVIL
DON'T CALL ME NICE

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I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you, boy
But you're still the same
There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you, boy
But you're still the same
There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you, boy
But you're still the same

A REAL HUMAN BEAN
A REAL HERO

CAN'T GET THE STINK OFF
HE'S BEEN HANGING ROUND FOR DAYS
COMES LIKE A COMET
SUCKERED YOU BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS

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I’M BLUE I’M IN NEED OF A GUY

And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen (seventeen), you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen yeah yea

Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

YOU'RE SO VAIN
YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE SO VAIN,
I'LL BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?

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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

LEAVING ON A SOUTHERN TRAIN ONLY YESTERDAY YOU LIED

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I SWEAR THEY SMELL THE BLOOD ON ME
I HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME

OH JOHN YOULL NEVER BE A MAN
AND YOULL NEVER SEE YOUR HOME AGAIN

OH MANCHESTER
SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR

I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD

AND LOVED THAT I WAS ALIVE
I LOVED THAT I WAS ALIVE

I'd listen to the words he'd say
But in his voice I heard decay
The plastic face forced to portray
All the insides left cold and gray
There is a place that still remains
It eats the fear it eats the pain
The sweetest price he'll have to pay
The day the whole world went away

NAH NAH NAHHHH
NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAHH NAHHHHH
NAH NAH NAHHHH
NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAHH NAHHHHH
NAH NAH NAHHHH
NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAHH NAHHHHH
NAH NAH NAHHHH
NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAHH NAHHHHH

THERE'S A FUCKING DOG IN HERE
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

KIDS RUNNING AROUND NAKED FUCKIN IN THE BUSHES

>DON'T CALL ME THAT

MONSTER
HOW SHOULD I FEEL

HOLD THE LINE, LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WAIT FOR DEATH
OH PLEASE GOD HELP ME

OH DANNY BOY, THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING
FROM GLEN TO GLEN, AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
THE SUMMER'S GONE, AND ALL THE FLOWERS ARE DYING
'TIS YOU, 'TIS YOU MUST GO AND I MUST BIDE.

BUT COME YE BACK WHEN SUMMER'S IN THE MEADOW
OR WHEN THE VALLEY'S HUSHED AND WHITE WITH SNOW
'TIS I'LL BE HERE IN SUNSHINE OR IN SHADOW
OH DANNY BOY, OH DANNY BOY, I LOVE YOU SO.

AND IF YOU COME, WHEN ALL THE FLOWERS ARE DYING
AND I AM DEAD, AS DEAD I WELL MAY BE
YOU'LL COME AND FIND THE PLACE WHERE I AM LYING
AND KNEEL AND SAY AN "AVE" THERE FOR ME.

AND I SHALL HEAR, THO' SOFT YOU TREAD ABOVE ME
AND ALL MY DREAMS WILL WARM AND SWEETER BE
IF YOU'LL NOT FAIL TO TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
I'LL SIMPLY SLEEP IN PEACE UNTIL YOU COME TO ME.

I'LL SIMPLY SLEEP IN PEACE UNTIL YOU COME TO ME.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEPING UP INTO THE SSSSKKKKYYYYYYYYYYY

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AS I CLOSE MY EYES I FEEL ALL SLIPPING AWAY

NOBODY EVER HAD MUCH NICE TO SAY I THINK THEY NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY

best song off the abulm

I AM THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

HEEEEERRREEE I'M ALLOOOOWWEEED
EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIIIIIIEIIIIIEEIEME

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

EVVVVVVVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

WHEN I’M AT THE PEARLY GATES
THIS WILL BE ON
MY VIDEOTAPE
MY VIDEOTAPE

LO-LO-LO-L-LOLI

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE NICEST BUMS
YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN (MY PENIS)
ALL THE OTHER GIRLS WORKING HERE AT NICKS
YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLETS (MY SPERM)

EVERY ROSE HAS ENTHAL
JUST LIKE EVERY SILVER
HAS A BERG OR STEIN
EVERY ROSE HAS ENTHAL

BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK

IT WAS A ROCK, LOBSTER!

SHE’S YOUNG
SHE’S YOUNG
SHE’S YOUNG
SHE’S IN MY HEAD

I HOVER ABOVE YOU
LIFE PULLED OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
I BECOME YOU
OPENING OF THE MOUTH
UNLAWFUL POSSESSION
JELLYFISH IN COLD SWEAT DEEP END
HOLLOW SHELL TWITCH DISCONNECTION
PUPILS SWELL
MY ENTRANCE
HIJACKED NO QUESTIONS ASKED
STRETCH YOU ON LIKE LATEX MASK
MY SIGILS YOUR EPITAPH

THIS DAY WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT

THE TYPE OF DAY OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL

PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON
PANIC ON THE STREETS OF BIRMINGHAM
I WONDER TO MYSELF

WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO GO

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

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I'M GON' SKEET OFF, LIL NIGGA COME CATCH ME, CATCH ME
AND THAT'S MY BESTIE, MY BESTIE, MY BEST FRIEND, GO BEST FRIEND

WHO DO YOU CALL ON
WHEN YOU HAVE NO ONE

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

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A BRIEFCASE A LUNCH AND A MAN ON THE EDGE
EACH STEP GETS CLOSER TO LOSING HIS HEAD
IS SOMEONE IN HEAVEN ARE THEY LOOKING DOWN
NOTHING IS FAIR
JUST YOUUU LOOK AROOOUUND

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THREAD THEME

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

Move it over dad 'cause I'm a double-dipper
Upside down on the zip zip zipper
One, two, one, two, three, I've got a ticket so ride with me
Mary go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair on the fair ground
Love go slow, love go fast
Licorice twist gonna whip your ass

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